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Jean Weir (Character)
from "Freaks and Geeks" (1999)

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"Freaks and Geeks: The Diary (#1.10)" (2000)
Jean Weir: I had a diary when I was little. If my parents had read it, I would've been furious. Such a violation.
Harold Weir: Spooning with a stranger in the backseat of a van, that's a violation!

Jean Weir: [serving dinner] Okay. I've got something special for us tonight. Ta-da!
Harold Weir: What the hell?
Jean Weir: Uh, Harold, they're Cornish Game Hen with a plum wine sauce. They're fantastic.
Harold Weir: What'd you do, put poison in a bird feeder?


"Freaks and Geeks: We've Got Spirit (#1.9)" (2000)
Jean Weir: [to Lindsay, about Nick] What are you going to tell him?
Lindsay Weir: I don't know, Mom!
Harold Weir: I know what to tell him - tell him he's a grease bucket and you deserve better.


"Freaks and Geeks: Beers and Weirs (#1.2)" (1999)
Harold Weir: I guess you'd prefer we listened to some of that punk rock I've been reading about. You know those Sex Pistols? They spit on their audience.
Jean Weir: That's terrible.
Harold Weir: Yeah, that's what I want to do, spend my hard earned money to be spit on. Now that's entertainment.
Lindsay Weir: Dad, every generation is scared of the music that comes from the next. I'm sure your parents hated Elvis.
Harold Weir: Elvis didn't expectorate on his fans.
Sam Weir: No, but he died on the toilet.
Harold Weir: Well, that's paradise compared to where those Sex Pistols are gonna end up.


"Freaks and Geeks: I'm with the Band (#1.6)" (1999)
Jean Weir: Lindsay, just say the words, it'll make him feel better.
Lindsay Weir: Sam, you have a beautiful body, you're an Adonis, a slab of beef. If I wasn't your sister... Oh, my God!


"Freaks and Geeks: The Garage Door (#1.12)" (2000)
Sam Weir: Uh, dad, can I have an Atari from my birthday?
Harold Weir: An a-what-ee?
Sam Weir: Atari.
Harold Weir: What the heck is that?
Jean Weir: That's one of those expensive video games, isn't it?
Sam Weir: No, no, it's not expensive!
Harold Weir: Yeah, well, whatever it costs, it's a waste of money. And time. You know, the welfare rolls are full of video game players.
Lindsay Weir: No, they're not.
Harold Weir: Well, they're gonna be. Trust me.


"Freaks and Geeks: Girlfriends and Boyfriends (#1.8)" (2000)
Jean Weir: [speaking to Lindsay about her virginity] Honey, tell her about Korea.
Harold Weir: Korea? Well, one day I went to Seoul on a weekend pass and I went to this bar, and I had a few to many. And I followed a couple of my buddies to the Red Light District...
Jean Weir: Your fathers first time wasn't special and he's always regreted it.
Harold Weir: It was the worst five dollars I've ever spent. And I wish I could get those five dollars back!