Quotes for
Lindsay Weir (Character)
from "Freaks and Geeks" (1999)

"Freaks and Geeks: Kim Kelly Is My Friend (#1.4)" (2000)

Kim Kelly: My aunt Cathy was so rad. She lived in L.A., she was on "Kojak." She doinked Ryan O'Neal once at a party.
Lindsay Weir: Wow, she sounds awesome!
Kim Kelly: Yeah, well she's dead. She OD'd on coke.

Millie Kentner: I heard about what she does in the yearbook darkroom.
Lindsay Weir: What? She does what? I have no idea what you're talking about.
Millie Kentner: She does it.
Lindsay Weir: What do you mean, it?
Millie Kentner: She fornicates it!

Millie Kentner: I heard about what she does in the yearbook darkroom.
Lindsay Weir: What does she do?
Millie Kentner: She ya'know does it.
Lindsay Weir: What do you mean does it?
Millie Kentner: She fornicates it!

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"Freaks and Geeks: Carded and Discarded (#1.7)" (2000)

Lindsay Weir: I don't need your help.
Jeff Rosso: Ok. Tell you what. Why don't I just visit you then in the *prison*, where you'll be living, and give you some really good advice, like, y'know, should you get shanked in the yard or in the dining hall? When you have your baby, which prison guard should take care of it? That kind of thing. That'd be a great way to do my job, don't ya think?
Lindsay Weir: Y'know, only time will tell. See you at the prison yard.

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"Freaks and Geeks: I'm with the Band (#1.6)" (1999)

Jean Weir: Lindsay, just say the words, it'll make him feel better.
Lindsay Weir: Sam, you have a beautiful body, you're an Adonis, a slab of beef. If I wasn't your sister... Oh, my God!

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"Freaks and Geeks: Pilot (#1.1)" (1999)

Alan White: [taunting Sam Weir] I've never fought a *girl* before.
Lindsay Weir: [from behind him] I'm a girl. You wanna fight me?

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"Freaks and Geeks: Smooching and Mooching (#1.16)" (2000)

Lindsay Weir: Dad, give me one good reason why there can't be a woman president.
Harold Weir: It's called three irrational days per month. Now, I would have no issue with the other twenty seven, but we're talking about the atomic bomb here.

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"Freaks and Geeks: Tricks and Treats (#1.3)" (1999)

Sam Weir: Nobody thinks you're cool, you know.
Lindsay Weir: Trust me, I know.

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