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: [watching the marching band practice
] Look, look, it's Tuba Girl.
] Ken Miller
: Hey! Hey, your tuba is so big and sexy It makes me hot listening to it, baby! Play me some Billy Joel! Yeah!
: [after Ken mocks Tuba Girl
] Hey, at least she knows how to play an instrument. Ken Miller
: That's not playing an instrument. It's like blowing into a toilet! Lindsay Weir
: It sounds better than your singing. Ken Miller
: Lindsay, here's an idea. How about you break up our band so you can go make out with Nick? Oh, wait, you already did that, that's right.
: [about Tuba Girl
] Oh, my God. Ken Miller
: What? Lindsay Weir
: You really like her, don't you? Ken Miller
: I feel odd.
: Can you ever not be sarcastic? Ken Miller
] I'm sarcastic?
: I always say girl plus car equals dead animal.
: You guys, I killed Millie's dog. Ken Miller
: Like, with your bare hands?
: I have to get into a bar. Everything fun in life happens in bars.
: Alright, three o'clock today. Daniel Desario
: Nah, I gotta do something with The Kim at three. Ken Miller
: Ahhhh, how 'bout 3:01? Daniel Desario
: How about 3:15 'cause I gotta fit in your mother. Ken Miller
: ...You wanna sleep with my mom? Daniel Desario
: You guys know Lindsay? Nick Andopolis
: Yeah, you were in my English class last year. You were the chick that got an A, right? Lindsay Weir
: Yeah, well, what are you gonna do? Ken Miller
: I don't know. What are you gonna do?
: Aren't you one of those guys who's always running in here yelling 'disco sucks?' What's the matter, cat got your bong, man? Is that how you learned to communicate? Running in here and yelling stuff? Is that what your precious "rock and roll" teaches you? Ken Miller
: No, it teaches me that DISCO SUCKS!
: How dumb do I look? Ken Miller
: Do you really want to know?
: [about Ken dating Amy, who used to be a hermaphrodite
] Does that mean you're gay? Ken Miller
: I don't know... does it? Daniel Desario
] I was joking. Ken Miller