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Ken Miller (Character)
from "Freaks and Geeks" (1999)

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"Freaks and Geeks: The Garage Door (#1.12)" (2000)
Ken Miller: [watching the marching band practice] Look, look, it's Tuba Girl.
Ken Miller: Hey! Hey, your tuba is so big and sexy It makes me hot listening to it, baby! Play me some Billy Joel! Yeah!

Lindsay Weir: [after Ken mocks Tuba Girl] Hey, at least she knows how to play an instrument.
Ken Miller: That's not playing an instrument. It's like blowing into a toilet!
Lindsay Weir: It sounds better than your singing.
Ken Miller: Lindsay, here's an idea. How about you break up our band so you can go make out with Nick? Oh, wait, you already did that, that's right.

Lindsay Weir: [about Tuba Girl] Oh, my God.
Ken Miller: What?
Lindsay Weir: You really like her, don't you?
Ken Miller: I feel odd.

Nick Andopolis: Can you ever not be sarcastic?
Ken Miller: [sarcastically] I'm sarcastic?

"Freaks and Geeks: Dead Dogs and Gym Teachers (#1.14)" (2000)
Ken Miller: I always say girl plus car equals dead animal.

Kim Kelly: You guys, I killed Millie's dog.
Ken Miller: Like, with your bare hands?

"Freaks and Geeks: Carded and Discarded (#1.7)" (2000)
Ken Miller: I have to get into a bar. Everything fun in life happens in bars.

"Freaks and Geeks: I'm with the Band (#1.6)" (1999)
Nick Andopolis: Alright, three o'clock today.
Daniel Desario: Nah, I gotta do something with The Kim at three.
Ken Miller: Ahhhh, how 'bout 3:01?
Daniel Desario: How about 3:15 'cause I gotta fit in your mother.
Ken Miller: ...You wanna sleep with my mom?
Daniel Desario: Mhm.

"Freaks and Geeks: Pilot (#1.1)" (1999)
Daniel Desario: You guys know Lindsay?
Nick Andopolis: Yeah, you were in my English class last year. You were the chick that got an A, right?
Lindsay Weir: Yeah, well, what are you gonna do?
Ken Miller: I don't know. What are you gonna do?

"Freaks and Geeks: Discos and Dragons (#1.18)" (2000)
Discotheque DJ: Aren't you one of those guys who's always running in here yelling 'disco sucks?' What's the matter, cat got your bong, man? Is that how you learned to communicate? Running in here and yelling stuff? Is that what your precious "rock and roll" teaches you?
Ken Miller: No, it teaches me that DISCO SUCKS!

"Freaks and Geeks: Chokin' and Tokin' (#1.13)" (2000)
Jeff Rosso: How dumb do I look?
Ken Miller: Do you really want to know?

"Freaks and Geeks: The Little Things (#1.17)" (2000)
Daniel Desario: [about Ken dating Amy, who used to be a hermaphrodite] Does that mean you're gay?
Ken Miller: I don't know... does it?
Daniel Desario: [silence] I was joking.
Ken Miller: Oh...