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: I can't do it! Rusty Zimmerman
: Yeah? Well "can't" lives on "won't" street.
: [entering ambulance
] Oh I'm sorry, relatives only. Rusty Zimmerman
: I'm his sister. Walt Koontz
: ...He's my sister.
: [opens door
] Oh let me guesss, a Jehovah's Witness? Walt Koontz
: I was wondering, uh if I could pay you for singing lessons? Rusty Zimmerman
: Oh hahaha, oh, honey,
[sudden serious voice
] Rusty Zimmerman
: I'd rather suck Hitler's dead dick.
] Walt Koontz
: [shouts through door
] I bet you already did!
: [singing can be heard from Rusty's open window
] Yeah, gitchi gitchi ya ya da da, gitchi gitchi ya ya here, mocha chocolata ya ya... Walt Koontz
: [shouts out the window
] Hey! Hei! Shut the fuckin' window or shut the fuck up! Rusty Zimmerman
: [Really fast
] You shut you'r fuckin' window! Walt Koontz
: Fuckin' faggots! Rusty Zimmerman
: The gay community thanks you for your support, fucker! Walt Koontz
: Fuck you and the gay community! Rusty Zimmerman
: Fuck you and your "Lets get married, have kids and beat up the fuckin' dog" community, Fucker! Rusty Zimmerman
: [singing really loud out of the window
] Go sister, go sister, go sister, hei sister go sister, go sister... Walt Koontz
: Fuckin' demented fuckin' fruitcakes!
: You pay for sex? Rusty Zimmerman
: Honey, there's no romance without finance.
: She took everything. Everything. The dog, everything. Rusty Zimmerman
: Honey, you should have gotten another dog.
: How can a man cut off his balls, how do you do that? Rusty Zimmerman
: Because, I'm a woman trapped in a man's body. Walt Koontz
: Eh, you're ain't no woman. Rusty Zimmerman
: I'm just not *your* idea of a woman, Walt. Walt Koontz
: You're nobody's idea of a woman.
: You're a big hero, you know. Walt Koontz
: I'm not a big hero, I'm... I'm scared. Rusty Zimmerman
: Well, what could you be scared of, huh? What's the worst fear, that you'll fall in the street? That someone'll make fun of you? I mean, what? Walt Koontz
: That no one will want to sleep with me anymore. Rusty Zimmerman
: Guess what, somebody won't.
: Do you know the phrase, "two closed ears and one closed mouth"? Well, that's my motto and I follow it. To hear noting. To See nothing. To speak nothing. Walt Koontz
: Eh, I don't care what goes on in this rat-trap. Who do you think you're kidding, you got the biggest ears, the biggest nose, and the biggest mouth of anybody I ever met. Which makes you the biggest asshole...
: I'm not as stupid as you think I am. Rusty Zimmerman
: Honey, you could never be as stupid as I think you are.
: I'm an artist, you know? Walt Koontz
: Bullshit. You're a fucking drag queen. Rusty Zimmerman
: Let me savour those lovely words for a moment. What are you, channeling Jesse Helms? Walt Koontz
: Don't be so sensitive. You can take a dick - you can take an insult.