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: I'll get in my dancing clothes and be right down. Boris Kolenkhov
: Aw, my pavlova, you are like a beautiful swan.
] Grandpa Martin Vanderhoff
: Is she making any progress, Kolenkhov? Boris Kolenkhov
: Confidentially, she stinks. Grandpa Martin Vanderhoff
: As long as she's having fun.
Grandpa Martin Vanderhoff
: Do you have any Russian stamps for me? Boris Kolenkhov
: No, nobody writes to me anymore. They are all dead.
: We're going to the Monte Carlo ballet! Boris Kolenkhov
: ...The Monte Carlo ballet? It stinks!
: I feel so good, life is running around inside of me like a squirrel!
: Grandpa, I'm in time for dinner, no? Grandpa Martin Vanderhoff
: You're in time for dinner, yes!
: What is that? Grandpa Martin Vanderhoff
: That's a picture of Mr. DiPinna. Penny painted it. Boris Kolenkhov
: It stinks!
: [Walking into a crowded jail cell
] Home again! Boris Kolenkhov
: A lot like Siberia, only it stinks! DePinna
: It was fun being fingerprinted, wasn't it? Ed Carmichael
: Mr. Kirby didn't think so. It took three men to hold him down. Grandpa Martin Vanderhoff
: Never a dull moment, that's what I say. Never a dull moment.
: Gee, Mr. Kolenkhov, isn't it exciting? Boris Kolenkhov
: Exciting? With you moving and the Grand Duchess out of a job? Ver do I eat?