Jeff Dearly
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Jeff Dearly (Character)
from Drowning Mona (2000)

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Drowning Mona (2000)
[about paycheck]
Jeff Dearly: I want half. And don't give me none of that "fifty-percent" shit.

Jeff Dearly: Look, I heard you the first time, Bobby. I ain't mute.

Bobby Kalzone: Dude, she's like 13.
Jeff: Finally!

Jeff Dearly: Where's my car?
Deputy Jimmy D.: Well Jeff, it's a little bit more serious than you're car.
Jeff Dearly: Would someone mind tellin me what the hell's goin on?
Deputy Tony Carlucci: Your mother drove her car into the lake Jeff, I'm afraid she's dead.
Jeff Dearly: What was she doing in my car?

Jeff: [while threatening to kill himself] I know you all think I killed my parents.
Chief Wyatt Rash: We don't think you killed anybody!
Jeff: Yeah? Well, you're full of shit! Everyone know I've been wanting to get back at her ever since that night...
[a flashback shows Mona cleaving a sausage]
Jeff: Hey, Ma, there's no more beer. Give me some of yours.
Mona Dearly: Don't touch that beer, Jeff.
Jeff: [reaches out] Oh, give it to me.
Mona Dearly: I SAID...
[cleaves his hand clean off]
Jeff: [screams in pain] FUCK!
[back to present, everyone goes disgusted in shock]
Jeff: Was I so wrong?
Feege: You bet your ass.
Jeff: Yeah, but, I didn't kill her. Look, don't get me wrong: I'm glad she's dead and all, but I sure as hell didn't do it.
Chief Wyatt Rash: Jeff, I know you didn't kill her.
Jeff: I didn't kill my dad neither.
Chief Wyatt Rash: Then why don't you give me the gun.
Jeff: [puts the gun to head] BECAUSE MY LIFE SUCKS, MAN!

Bobby Kalzone: [after grabbing the golf club Mona is using to damage Bobby's Yugo] God... this is. I mean, enough's enough. All I ever wanted was a nice professional business so that Ellie and I could have a...
Jeff Dearly: [Cuts off Bobby and begins tapping his thumb and middle finger together] Ya, ya, ya, you know what this is? This is the world's smallest tambourine, and it's, and it's playing some sort of song or something.
Mona Dearly: Shut up! Shut up! That's a violin, you asshole, give me that thing, give me that!