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: You're supposed to have that thing in your head that says, "BAD FUCKING IDEA, BOBBY!" Bobby Kalzone
: I do have it! It just didn't work!
: Yeah, but you're not even supposed to get that far, you're supposed to have that thing in your head that goes off and says, 'bad FUCKING idea, Bobby!' Bobby Kalzone
: I have that thing! I have that thing. It just didn't go off. Ellen
] Yeah, well, I'm pregnant. Bobby Kalzone
: What? You're pregnant? That's great! Ellen
: Uh huh! I thought so too, till a moment ago. I can't believe you killed someone!
[gets up to leave
] Bobby Kalzone
: Where you going? Ellen
: Home! Bobby Kalzone
: We need milk.
: [after Ellen slaps him after explaining what he did
] What you do that for? Ellen
] You killed Mona Dearly! Bobby Kalzone
] I know. Ellen
: BUT WHY! Bobby Kalzone
: Because I thought I was killing Jeff! Ellen
: Bobby, my dad is the chief of police! Bobby Kalzone
: I know, but I wasn't gonna go through with it. Ellen
: It doesn't matter; you killed someone! Bobby Kalzone
: I know, but I was doing it for us. Jeff was killing the business, and Mona wasn't gonna let me out of the partnership, so - Well, it seemed like a good idea at the time. Ellen
: A good idea at the time? 'Cut the grass at 6:00, lay sod at 7:00, DROWN THE DEARLYS AT 8:00'!
: [after Phil Dearly's death, bawls hysterically
] BOBBY'S A MURDERER!