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[Cliff has been delivering a baby at the hospital all night and is preparing for a little nap on the couch
] Russell Huxtable
: I think you should go upstairs to bed. Dr. Heathcliff 'Cliff' Huxtable
: No, I can't. Mrs. Roland is ready to deliver. Her labor pains are fifteen minutes apart and her husband's are seven minutes apart.
: Your grandson pierced his ear. Russell Huxtable
: On purpose?
: Oh we were awake. Russell Huxtable
: Way past midnight. Dr. Heathcliff 'Cliff' Huxtable
: Oh, got caught up on one of those old late night movies, didn't you? Russell Huxtable
: Nope. Dr. Heathcliff 'Cliff' Huxtable
: Is it, you were playing cards? Anna Huxtable
: No. Dr. Heathcliff 'Cliff' Huxtable
: Hold on, then were you reading? Russell Huxtable
: NO! Dr. Heathcliff 'Cliff' Huxtable
: Well, what were you doing?
[Slight pause Cliff and Clair realize what Cliff's parents were doing. Cliff and Russell walk to the dining room
] Anna Huxtable
: Well now Anna, I want to know the truth. Can I expect the same from that one? Anna Huxtable
: Til the grave.