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: Do you think Coggins might do a deal, so much a week? Grandpa
: Coggins? What, him down the road? Sure. He's so mean he wouldn't light your pipe if his house was on fire.
: How was India? Grandpa
: India? I'll tell you something. I got up this morning and I shot an elephant in my pajamas. Caracticus Potts
: How he ever got in my pajamas, I shall never know. Grandpa
: You've heard it before.
[they all laugh
: Nasty smelly things, motorcars!
: [reading a book out loud
] And the big brown bear came lolloping over the mountain. 'No, no!' the princess cried.
: [talking over a comical-looking gramophone-style "morning-glory horn" loudspeaker that he lowers down to Grandpa Potts on a long scissor-link extension arm
] Good morning. Thiz is your captain speaking. We hope you had a pleasant trip. In a few moments we will be landing in Vulgaria. Grandpa
: Where? Baron Bomburst
: Vul-GARE-ee-ah. Grandpa
: Oh. Baron Bomburst
: So, please fasten your seatbelt, and no-o-o-o smoking. Thank you!
[starts to raise the speaker back up again
: Thank YOU. Baron Bomburst
: [obligingly lowering the loudspeaker again
] You aaarrrre WELcome!