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: My brain is like oatmeal. I yelled at Kenny today for coloring outside the lines! Megan and I are starting to watch the same TV shows, and I'm liking them! I'm losing it. Caroline
: Honey, I know what you're talking about. I've been there myself, alright? Jack Butler
: Well, if you're so unhappy, why don't you say something about it? Caroline
: Because I wasn't unhappy! Look, maybe I was a little confused, maybe I was a little frustrated, but I knew what I was doing was important, because it means something to raise human beings. What saw me through was pride.
[Jack takes the bedspread, pillow and a pizza slice before heading out
: I've pride in this house, I've pride with my kids, and I've pride being Mrs. Jack Butler! Where are you going? Jack Butler
: [Eating pizza before going
] I'm goin' downstairs to sleep on the fat couch if I can get through the door.
[Jack leaves the room
: Well, you should take pride with some of that FAT, Porky!
[Caroline slams the door
: Honey if you call and I'm not home I'll be at the gym or the gun club.
: Honey, you gave me some real good advice once, so let me give you some of my own. It's real easy to forget what's important, so don't."
[Trying to get Kenny to give up his security blanket
] Jack Butler
: I understand that you little guys start out with your woobies and you think they're great... and they are, they are terrific. But pretty soon, a woobie isn't enough. You're out on the street trying to score an electric blanket, or maybe a quilt. And the next thing you know, you're strung out on bedspreads Ken. That's serious.
: Kenny, don't paint your sister!
: Do you want to go over the list one more time? Jack Butler
: No, I don't want to go over the list! OK, let's go over the list.
Doris (TV Repairwoman)
: Butler, you got a problem with your horizontal hold? Jack Butler
: I don't know. Doris (TV Repairwoman)
: Your wife says you do. Jack Butler
: Well, she ought to know... come on in...
: Wow, what a house! Jack Butler
: Yeah, probably mortgaged to the eyeballs. Caroline
: Not this one, his great grandfather - Commander Richardson - built it. Jack Butler
: Eh... hand me down.
: Your mom calls the vacuum cleaner, jaws?
: Can I give you a hand? Jack Butler
: You can give me two I don't know what the hell I'm doing
: [after arguing about sudden weight gain
] Where are you going? Jack Butler
: [while eating a slice of pizza
] I'm going to sleep on the FAT couch, if I can fit through the door
: My wife and I went to the movies the other day, we saw Rocky. While I'm watching it, I'm thinking 'This guy has taken some falls' you know. Auto Worker 1
: Which Rocky was it? 1 or 2, or 3? Jack Butler
: I don't know. Three I guess. But... Auto Worker 2
: Hey, did the guy have a mo-hawk like Mr. T? Jack Butler
: OK forget Rocky. The point is... when you're down, not not exactly out... I mean, I mean you gotta hang tough... I don't know. Auto Worker 1
: Well, hang tough baby! Do what Rocky would do!
] Auto Worker 1
: He didn't see Rocky!
: [to Jinx
] You ever talk that way to my kid again... I'm knockin' you out!
: Hello, Jack? I'm Annette. Jack Butler
: Hi. Annette
: You're doing it wrong.
: [Enters scene revving chainsaw
] How ya doin'. You must be Ron Richardson. I'm Jack Butler, nice to meetcha. Ron Richardson
: Pleased to meet you. Jack Butler
: Huh? Ron Richardson
: I say I'm pleased...
[Jack Turns chainsaw off
] Ron Richardson
: ...to meet you. I'm just waiting for Caroline. Jack Butler
: Well, uh, you know women. Ron Richardson
: Yeah, I'd like to think I do. Jack Butler
: Wanna beer? Ron Richardson
: It's 7 o'clock in the morning. Jack Butler
: Scotch? Ron Richardson
: Not during working hours. Ooooh, sorry pal. Jack Butler
: No problem. Come on over here Ron. Let me show you what I'm doing, taking advantage of some of the time off. To, uh, add a whole new wing on here. Gonna rip these walls out and, uh, of course re-wire it. Ron Richardson
: Yeah, you gonna make it all 220? Jack Butler
: Yeah, 220, 221. Whatever it takes.
: How'd you like a little trim on that moustache, Ron?
: Well, thanks. I'm sorry if I kept you waiting. Ron Richardson
: Oh, not at all. I was just having a little chat with your, ah, hubby, ah Jack Butler
: Jack. Ron Richardson
: Jack. Caroline
: Yeah, he's... quite a guy.
: [on phone
] Ya?... Hi Joan. How are you doin?... Ahh, it's gotta be Kevin's... Victor? How could it be Victor's? Thought he got a vasectomy... It didn't take?
: [Overloading the washer with bedding
] When I was in the army, we had to run a pretty tight ship. Alex
: There were no ships in the army!
: You guys keep it down now. Kevin's about to find out his test results. Alex
: Kevin's a skunk! Jack Butler
: Yea, but Kevin gets all the girls. Alex
: He sure got Nicki!
: [Shows her cards to Jack; open cleavage
] Are these any good? Jack Butler
: [Trying hard to not look down Joan's blouse
] You got two pair... You got... Plenty
: Take the money, Caroline! Caroline
: I can't. Jack Butler
: It was a bet! A bets a bet!