From "Boston Legal: Schmidt Happens (#1.11)"
[to Alan Shore
] Since I'm your boss, I can't return your sexual banter, but I will state for the record that if I were looking for a rattle, he would be younger. He would be better-looking. He would be something other than a self-loathing narcissist with a dwarf fetish and, judging from what I saw in the mirror when I first came in, he would be *bigger*. Much.