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Elaine Vassal (Character)
from "Ally McBeal" (1997)

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"Ally McBeal: One Hundred Tears Away (#1.5)" (1997)
Elaine Vassal: They subpoenaed me.
Ally McBeal: What?
Richard Fish: Who?
Elaine Vassal: The Board. They want me to appear to talk about Ally.
Ally McBeal: You?
Richard Fish: Why?
Elaine Vassal: I don't know. Well, don't look so worried. I'm on your side.
Ally McBeal: Well - well, that's what worries me.

"Ally McBeal: One Hundred Tears (#5.10)" (2002)
Elaine Vassal: Sorry I'm late.
Harriet Pumple: Oh, Elaine, you can go first - since some of us seem to be resistant. Now, specifically what do you look for in a man?
John Cage: A pulse and a penis. Not necessarily in that order.

"Ally McBeal: Lost and Found (#5.6)" (2001)
[after hearing that Ally broke up with Glenn]
Elaine Vassal: Oh, Ally, I just want you to know that I am here for you.
Ally McBeal: Yes, and what am I gonna do about that?

"Ally McBeal: Saving Santa (#3.7)" (1999)
[flirting with Santa Claus actor]
Elaine Vassal: I had a dream last night that Santa kept coming down my chimney. Over and over and over again.

"Ally McBeal: Love's Illusions (#2.22)" (1999)
Ally McBeal: I'm taking a straw poll, do any of you believe you're going to find *the* one, your one true love?
Ling Woo: No.
Nelle Porter: No.
Elaine Vassal: Over and over again!