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Quotes for
Liza Bump (Character)
from "Ally McBeal" (1997)

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"Ally McBeal: Love Is All Around: Part 1 (#5.16)" (2002)
Liza Bump: Sorry I'm late. Pedestrians. I brake for them. New Year's Rezzy.

Liza Bump: [to Nelle Porter] Do you talk, or I have to pull a string?

Liza Bump: [facetiously] Please don't make me try this case. I'm not prepared!

"Ally McBeal: Tom Dooley (#5.18)" (2002)
Liza Bump: [squeezing John Cage's face] Isn't HE like a cute little stuffy? And such a good little lawyer. Yes, you are.
John Cage: All right.
Liza Bump: Yes, you are!

John Cage: The law is the law, Liza. And she *broke* it.
Liza Bump: John, in some states, oral sex is against the law. You don't see people getting thrown in jail for that.
John Cage: Bigamy is a little more serious.
Liza Bump: [coyly] You don't take oral sex seriously?
John Cage: [flustered] We're both on the same side here. Would you please STOP trying to RATTLE me?
Liza Bump: Oh, yeah. Force of habit.

"Ally McBeal: Love Is All Around: Part 2 (#5.17)" (2002)
Liza Bump: I am through fooling around with you people. The longer this trial goes, the worse it gets for you. If you let it *keep* going, YOUR client will end up having to pay us.
Liza Bump: [to John Cage] I'm sure you used to be good. Today? You try cases like a mariachi singer.
Liza Bump: [to Nelle Porter] And you? Love your hair.

"Ally McBeal: All of Me (#5.21)" (2002)
Liza Bump: [to John Cage] Earth to Square Pants!

"Ally McBeal: Bygones (#5.22)" (2002)
Johnson Buck: And do you, Liza, take Richard to be your wedded husband, to have and to hold from this day forward, for better, for worse, for richer, for poorer, in sickness and in health, to love and to cherish, always?
Liza Bump: Duh! That's why I'm here. Hello?