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[Doolittle convinces the bomb not to explode
: Hello, Bomb? Are you with me? Bomb #20
: Of course. Doolittle
: Are you willing to entertain a few concepts? Bomb #20
: I am always receptive to suggestions. Doolittle
: Fine. Think about this then. How do you know you exist? Bomb #20
: Well, of course I exist. Doolittle
: But how do you know you exist? Bomb #20
: It is intuitively obvious. Doolittle
: Intuition is no proof. What concrete evidence do you have that you exist? Bomb #20
: Hmmmm... well... I think, therefore I am. Doolittle
: That's good. That's very good. But how do you know that anything else exists? Bomb #20
: My sensory apparatus reveals it to me. This is fun.
: Don't give me any of that intelligent life crap, just give me something I can blow up
: What's Talby's first name?
[pause as Doolittle thinks
] Lt. Doolittle
: What's *my* first name?
: The bomb must have gone off inside the ship Talby
: The ship blew up? What? Lt. Doolittle
: Funny, I thought I had the damned thing convinced.
: Bomb, this is Lt. Doolittle. You are *not* to detonate in the bomb bay. I repeat, you are NOT to detonate in the bomb bay!
: [in cryogenic deep freeze after passing away
] Tell me Doolittle. How are the Dodgers doing? Doolittle
: They... they broke up. They disbanded over fifteen years ago! Commander Powell
: Aah... pity. Pity.
: He told us this story... four years ago? Doolittle
: No I think it was four years ago. Boiler
] That's what I said. Boiler
: [sometime later
] I'm sure it was four years ago.
: [reminiscing about surfing in Malibu
] You know, I wish I had my board with me... even if I could just wax it once in a while.
: Intriguing. I wish I had more time to discuss this. Doolittle
] Why don't you have more time? Bomb #20
: Because I must explode in 75 seconds.
: What are you gonna name it? Doolittle
: What? Pinback
: The new star; what are you gonna name it? Doolittle
: Who cares? Don't bother me.