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: I should have known better than to hire a one-legged lawyer. Wirf
: You can't afford a two-legged lawyer.
: What's the matter with you? Wirf
: I'm trying to communicate with you telepathically. Carl Roebuck
: Forget about it. The only way to communicate with Sully's to whack him in the head with a shovel.
: I can't believe it's gonna take you that long to get me out of jail. Wirf
: Don't blame me, I'm a Jew. They're not my holidays. Sully
: A Jew? Really? I didn't know that. How come you ain't smart? Wirf
: How can I start getting you out of jail when you won't go in?
[Wirf and Sully bet on the People's Court
: Okay, Shyster, who do you like? Wirf
: The plaintiff. It's a lock. Sully
: I'll take the defendant. Birdy
: You weren't even here for the stories. Sully
: Yeah, but I know my lawyer.
: Sooner or later we'll wear the bastards down. The court is already starting to get pissed. You heard the judge. Sully
: He's pissed at you, Wirf! Wirf
: Only because he knows I won't go away. Sully
: I know how he feels.
: You'd keep my leg, wouldn't you? Sully
: You don't need a leg, you need a parrot.