From "Roseanne: Fender Bender (#2.21)"
[a week after hitting Roseanne with her car
] Well, my attorney didn't tell me that she was so seriously injured.
Well didn't you even call her up and see how she was?
Well, my attorney advised me not to. He said it would be an admission of guilt.
Well ya *are* guilty, Meg! You smashed her car!