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: [Leon has just told the poker group that he's gay
] W-W-Well, y-y-you know, um, I-I-I know a gay guy. I, uh, his name's Bill. H-H-He lives in Chicago. M-M-Maybe you know him? Leon Carp
: Yeah, yeah, sure I know him. From Chicago. Gay Bill. Dan
: Smooth, Chucky. Chuck Mitchell
: What? Nobody else was sayin' anything!
] Oh! Oh! You trying to say I don't know anything about construction? Dan Conner
: [yells back
] No! Everybody puts a fuse box in the *shower*!
: Look, all I know is it's hard for a black man to get a fair shake in this country. Leon Carp
: Oh okay, well you try being a gay man in Lanford, Illinois. I mean, there is nothing like - like having to correct the spelling when somebody paints "faggot" across your garage door.
: [to Dan
] So what's the story, man, I heard you took out three guys in a bowling alley? Crystal Anderson-Conner
: I thought it was a poker game. Roseanne Conner
: Well Dan, according to the people at Buy-and-Bag, you went on a drunken rampage, beat up six guys, and took out a pay-phone.
: So, what's with the extra poker game this week? Did Roseanne finally come to her senses and leave ya? Dan Conner
: Believe me, if Roseanne left me, you'd all be a lot prettier, and the opening bid would be two panties.