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Chuck Mitchell (Character)
from "Roseanne" (1988)

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"Roseanne: Why Jackie Becomes a Trucker (#4.3)" (1991)
Chuck Mitchell: [Leon has just told the poker group that he's gay] W-W-Well, y-y-you know, um, I-I-I know a gay guy. I, uh, his name's Bill. H-H-He lives in Chicago. M-M-Maybe you know him?
Leon Carp: Yeah, yeah, sure I know him. From Chicago. Gay Bill.
Dan: Smooth, Chucky.
Chuck Mitchell: What? Nobody else was sayin' anything!

"Roseanne: Glengarry, Glen Rosey (#5.23)" (1993)
Chuck Mitchell: [yells] Oh! Oh! You trying to say I don't know anything about construction?
Dan Conner: [yells back] No! Everybody puts a fuse box in the *shower*!

"Roseanne: Out of the Past (#8.15)" (1996)
Chuck Mitchell: Look, all I know is it's hard for a black man to get a fair shake in this country.
Leon Carp: Oh okay, well you try being a gay man in Lanford, Illinois. I mean, there is nothing like - like having to correct the spelling when somebody paints "faggot" across your garage door.

"Roseanne: War and Peace (#5.14)" (1993)
Chuck Mitchell: [to Dan] So what's the story, man, I heard you took out three guys in a bowling alley?
Crystal Anderson-Conner: I thought it was a poker game.
Roseanne Conner: Well Dan, according to the people at Buy-and-Bag, you went on a drunken rampage, beat up six guys, and took out a pay-phone.

"Roseanne: White Men Can't Kiss (#7.9)" (1994)
Chuck Mitchell: So, what's with the extra poker game this week? Did Roseanne finally come to her senses and leave ya?
Dan Conner: Believe me, if Roseanne left me, you'd all be a lot prettier, and the opening bid would be two panties.