From "Roseanne: Roseanne in the Hood (#8.3)"
] I will - I'll get you out! I *will* get you out! Just - I - I know! I - I'll turn on the stove, and then the metal in the vent will expand.
] I'm standing on the stove! It's amazing to have your head stuck in a vent, and still not be the *stupidest* person in the room!