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: If I don't get total tit tonight, I will be using this razor to cut my throat. As I see it, sex is my only reason for living. Charlie Dillon
: Then be careful you don't cut your hand.
] Charlie Dillon
: You know something? I'm still gonna get into Harvard. And in 10 years no one will remember any of this. But you'll still be a goddamn Jew. David Green
: And you'll still be a prick.
: True story, last weekend there was a religious revival at Madison Square Garden. Bishop Fulton Sheen made such a stirring speech that 10,000 people converted to Catholicism. Then Billy Graham got up and did some inspired preaching and 10,000 people converted to Protestantism, then to close the program, Pat Boone got up and sang "There's A Gold Mine In The Sky" and 20,000 Jews joined the Air Force!