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[Alien eats David's hat
: That could have been your head David.
: I told you, I blew a fuse when I totaled that electrical tower. I was checking out some daisies. David
: You crashed while looking at FLOWERS?
: I crashed into electrical towers and my star charts were erased. I need the ones in your head to complete my mission. David
: So you need ME and my INFERIOR brain to fly that thing? Max
: Correction, I need the SUPERIOR information in your INFERIOR brain to fly this... thing.
: Are we there yet? Where are we anyway? David
: Geez, I have no idea where we are. We got to get directions. Max
: [they hear "Trapped in My Mind" coming from a convertible on the highway
] Hmm. David
: I wonder if that's that Twisted Sister stuff Carolyn was talking about. Teen in Car
: Come on. David
: [they lower the space ship beside the car at a stop sign
] Hi, you wouldn't happen to know the way to Fort Lauderdale, would you? Max
: [Max sticks his 'head' out
] Try to make your directions clear because we get lost easy. Teen in Car
: [freaking out
[they speed off
: Hey! Thanks for nothing!... Were those geeks, David? David
: Yes, Max. Those were geeks.
: I do not leak, you leak!
[after stopping at a pasture, David steps off the ship to urinate
: What are you doing? David
: Can't I have a little privacy? Max
: Do not know privacy.
: Hey, blimpo... too many Twinkies.
: Ooh, a threat. Look, I'm really shaking!
: That's it? Max
: That's it, Davy! David
: Davy? Max
: If you wanna learn how to swim, you have to jump in the water. Don't forget to feed Bruiser. Two all-beef patties, special sauce, lettuce, cheese, pickles, onions on a sesame seed bun... Whoa! I think I got some stuff out of your head that has nothing to do with navigating this ship! David
: You sound just like a human! Max
: No! That dumb dog will never learn to catch a frisbee. You are the inferior species, you dumb dork! David
: Buttface! Max
: Scuz-bucket! Ha-ha!
: See ya later, Navigator!
: [flying into Florida
] Al's Gator City... This must be Florida, Max! Max
: And that must be Big Al!
: What are we doing all the way up here you geek? Max
: Geek? David
: I swear to God if I was driving this thing we'd be home by now! Max
: Oh yeah? David
: Yeah! Max
: Oh yeah? David
: Yeah! Max
: Ok turkey YOU fly it
[Max turns everything off
: [David looks at a gooey alien
] What's this? Max
: A very unpleasant creature. David
: What's his problem? Max
: He has a cold.
David Scott Freeman
: Where do you go next, Max? Max
: Back in time to when I picked up my creatures. By now they're so hungry, they could eat a zigzog. David Scott Freeman
: What's a zigzog? Max
: Kind of like a hippo, but with feathers.
: [Last line
] See ya later navigator haha.
: [to his family
] I'm sorry, but I don't belong here now! I love you!
[gets back in ship and flies off
: You need to be with your family, David. David
: That is my family, but that's NOT my home. MY home is back in 1978! Max
: I wish I could take you back in time, David, but it's just too risky.
: If I stay, those scientists will experiment on me like a guinea pig for the rest of my life. Max
: If I take you back in time, you could be vaporized. It's very risky, David. David
: Let's do it.