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Ashley Banks (Character)
from "The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air" (1990)

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"The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air: Sleepless in Bel-Air (#4.14)" (1994)
Ashley Banks: [Philip grounds Ashley for breaking her curfew] Come on, daddy, ten years? The Menendez brothers will be free before I am.
Philip Banks: The Menendez brothers got home on time.

Ashley Banks: Come on, Dad, 10 years? The Menendez brothers will be out before I am.
Philip Banks: The Menendez brothers got home on time.

Ashley Banks: Will, this is all your fault!
William 'Will' Smith: What is that, like the theme of this family?

Ashley Banks: Why are you guys still up? You're making it really hard for me to sneak in.
William 'Will' Smith: Ashley, you know full well if you wanna sneak past Uncle Phil, you don't go through the kitchen.

Phillip Banks: You're grounded for 10 years.
Ashley Banks: What? But that's not fair.
Phillip Banks: Tell it to the judge... Oh yeah. That's me.
Ashley Banks: It's still not fair. The Menendez brothers are going to be free before I am.
Philip Banks: That's because the Menendez Brothers got home on time.

"The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air: Stop Will! in the Name of Love (#4.18)" (1994)
[Geoffrey is teaching Hilary how to make toast]
Hilary: OK, so let me get this straight, once the bread is in the slots, you just push down on the lever thing?
Geoffrey: Yes.
Ashley: Hilary, can...
Hilary: Not now, Ashley, I'm learning how to cook.

William 'Will' Smith: Some guy's gonna try to be all over you like cheese on a Big Mac.
Ashley: Will! Maybe I like cheese!
William 'Will' Smith: How do you know you like something if you've never had it? Please tell me you ain't had no cheese, Ashley.
Ashley: No, but if I want to have sex, I don't need your approval!
William 'Will' Smith: It-it's cheese, Ashley.

Bryan: Man, the word was out on your old man, but I didn't know your whole family was crazy.
Ashley Banks: Bryan, I am so sorry.
Bryan: Ashley, if you ever decide to run away from home, give me a call.
Ashley Banks: But Bryan...
Will: Hey, hey. Let him go, baby. Let him go. And good riddance, you little Filthy McNasty!

"The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air: Will Steps Out (#5.11)" (1994)
William 'Will' Smith: Potato chips? Ashley, what about Susan Powter?
Ashley Banks: Will, I'm as health conscious as the next person but when she threw out the strawberry Pop-Tarts, she went over the line.

Ashley Banks: Will, are you alright?
William 'Will' Smith: Yeah why?
Ashley Banks: You were just singing 'Lady' to a melon.
William 'Will' Smith: That's how I check to see if they're ripe.

"The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air: How I Spent My Summer Vacation (#3.1)" (1992)
Philip Banks: Will, you're not going to wear a beeper as long as you're in my house.
Will: Come on, Uncle Phil. How's a guy supposed to keep up with his tasties?
Philip Banks: His what?
Ashley Banks: His tasties, Daddy. His chumpies, his slimmies, his old ladies.
Philip Banks: And who are you? Queen Latifah?

Ashley Banks: Daddy, why did you throw Will out on the street?
Philip Banks: I didn't not throw Will out on the street!
Geoffrey: Oh, quite right, sir. You simply threw him out on to the lawn. He rolled into the street.

"The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air: The Mother of All Battles (#2.2)" (1991)
[fighting the school bully]
Ashley: Back up! Back up!
[to the crowd of onlookers]
Ashley: Mind your business, that's all! Just mind your business!

[talking about the school bully]
Ashley: I knew she wouldn't show. I don't blame her.
[bully shows up behind her]
Ashley: I'd whip her booty! I'd wax her tail! I'd kick her hiney!

"The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air: Mama's Baby, Carlton's Maybe (#3.5)" (1992)
Ashley Banks: Carlton, a father? He won't even let Ken and Barbie sleep in the same shoebox.

Ashley Banks: Carlton, why are you wearing a suit? Is Daddy bringing home white people?

"The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air: That's No Lady, That's My Cousin (#3.3)" (1992)
Ashley Banks: What if no one likes me?
William 'Will' Smith: Just do what Carlton does: give them money.

Kenny: Baby, I'm telling you, you got more moves than a bowl of Jello and there's always room for Jello.
Ashley Banks: Wow!
William 'Will' Smith: Dude sounds like a jackass.
Ashley Banks: So, when are we going out?
Kenny: Oh, I don't know, baby. You have to let me check my book and I'll get back to you. You see, I wanna make sure I can give you my undivided attention.
Carlton Banks: Actually, Will. He's better than you.
Kenny: I mean, look at you, you got it going on. You got sweet hips, lips, and fingertips, but baby got back! Bye, baby. Whoa! Whoa! Wait a minute!
Carlton Banks: Look, I know my sister needs me, but that girl is babe-a-licious!

"The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air: The Fresh Prince Project (#1.1)" (1990)
Vivian: Sweety, would you say grace, please?
Ashley: Yes, Mommy.
[begins rapping the blessing]
Ashley: Hey there, Lord, my name is Ashley Banks / My family and friends want to give you some thanks / So before this dinner's all swallowed and chewed, / Thank you, God, for this stupid food.

Ashley Banks: I'm really glad that you're living here, Will.
Will: Oh, thanks, Ash.
Ashley Banks: You're like the big brother I never had.
Will: Oh, wait, what are you talking about? You got Carl... you're right. I see your point.

"The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air: Be My Baby Tonight (#2.23)" (1992)
Ashley Banks: I'm old enough to marry Jerry Lee Lewis.

Ashley Banks: I'm so excited.
William 'Will' Smith: Will you STOP talking dirty?

"The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air: The Baby Comes Out (#3.20)" (1993)
Ashley Banks: Poor Mom.
William 'Will' Smith: Poor Mom? Poor me! I saw Uncle Phil naked! And he was running!

Vivian Banks: Ashley, you can't drive!
Ashley Banks: Oh, grow up. I've been taking the car since I was 12.

"The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air: Did the Earth Move for You? (#2.1)" (1991)
Hilary Banks: Dad got us all tickets to the People's Choice Awards.
Ashley Banks: [looks at Hilary] Thanks for letting me tell them.
[looks at her mom]
Ashley Banks: And the best part is...
Hilary Banks: We get to sit next to Arnold and Maria.
Ashley Banks: Hil, you promised I could tell them.
Hilary Banks: I know. I lied.

Hilary Banks: I'm sitting next to Arnold.
Ashley Banks: I'm sitting next to Arnold.
Phillip Banks: I don't want my tires slashed, *Geoffrey's* sitting next to Arnold.

"The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air: Mother's Day (#4.23)" (1994)
William 'Will' Smith: For Mother's Day I got my baby shoes bronzed.
[Will shows adult sized bronzed shoes]
Ashley Banks: These are your baby shoes?
William 'Will' Smith: Well you know what people say about people with big feet?
Ashley Banks: No, what?
William 'Will' Smith: [Will looks confused] They say damn that guy has big feet.

Ashley: If Jazz and Jewel want to bring a child into this world, who are we to judge? We're no perfect.
Hilary: [snorts] Hello?

"The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air: Deck the Halls (#1.15)" (1990)
William 'Will' Smith: Come on, Ashley, let's write our letters to Santa.
Ashley Banks: Will, don't you have something better to do with your Christmas vacation than writing some silly letter?
William 'Will' Smith: Come on, Ashley, you can help me with mine. How do you spell Vanessa Williams?

William 'Will' Smith: Thanks a lot, Ash. Now I'll never find out what Santa gets for Christmas.
Ashley Banks: He doesn't really get an actual gift, Will. He gets love from all the kids around the world.
William 'Will' Smith: Really? That sounds like a rip-off to me.

"The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air: The Cold War (#3.12)" (1992)
Ashley Banks: Will, just a week ago, she was Carlton's girlfriend. Doesn't that mean anything to you?
William 'Will' Smith: Yes, Ashley. It means she's having a better week.

[on Vivian's sonogram]
Ashley: How can you tell if it's a boy or a girl?
Hilary: Oh, Ashley, you are so naive. If it's a boy, it's blue. Come on, I think it's time for another one of our woman-to-woman talks.
Ashley: [sigh] OK, what do you want to know this time?
[Hilary glares]

"The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air: Bundle of Joy (#3.16)" (1993)
William 'Will' Smith: Hey, Ash, say something to the baby.
[Ashley blows a raspberry]
William 'Will' Smith: Care to elaborate?
Ashley Banks: Plenty.
William 'Will' Smith: [into a tape recorder] Don't worry. She's just upset 'cuz she found out she ain't adopted.

Ashley Banks: I bet you never did all this stuff when you had me. You probably smoked cigarettes and took up horseback riding until the day you had me.
Vivian Banks: Ashley, we took the same precautions with you that we did with Hilary and Carlton.
William 'Will' Smith: Oh, bungee jumping.

"The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air: Robbing the Banks (#3.15)" (1993)
[Will comes home to find that all the furniture in the living room has been stolen and begins to panic]
Ashley: What happened here?
Will: Man, we was robbed!
Hilary: Oh, my God! What'd they take?

"The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air: Asses to Ashes (#3.10)" (1992)
Carlton Banks: Look, I think I know how to help Will. This calls for tough love. We've gotta draw him out, we gotta bait him, confront him, attack him until he defends himself. Only then will he start to feel better. Just follow my lead. Will, you should be ashamed of yourself!
Ashley Banks: How could you do such a thing?
Hilary Banks: Hope you never get mad at me.
William 'Will' Smith: Why y'all screaming at me? I was minding my damn business and eating some fruit!
Carlton Banks: Well, I could be wrong.

"The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air: Father Knows Best (#5.7)" (1994)
[Will is pretending to be Ashley's father]
Miss Sharpe: Oh, Mr. Smith, did you forget something?
Will: Yes, I forgot to give you my direct line.
Miss Sharpe: Look, I'm really flattered, but...
Will: You know... that is quite an intoxicating fragrance.
Miss Sharpe: Come closer.
Will: Heyyyyyyy.
Miss Sharpe: [moves closer to Will] That's a fake moustache!
Will: No, it's not!
Miss Sharpe: [rips off Will's fake moustache] Yes it is!
Will: No, it's not!
Miss Sharpe: Look, I don't know who you are, but I'm calling your real parents right now.
Ashley: Will!
Will: No, it's not!
Ashley: Miss Sharpe...
Will: It's not!

"The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air: When You Hit Upon a Star (#4.17)" (1994)
Ashley Banks: [to Hilary] Will's friends are not losers
Jazz: [enters] Greetings y'all

"The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air: Something for Nothing (#2.12)" (1991)
Philip Banks: After what Will did last night, they are all going to be gossiping about us. Why put ourselves through that?
Vivian Banks: They won't be gossiping. Will gave the check back. Besides, people at our club aren't like that. I mean, no one cared about Mrs. Silverberg's divorce.
Philip Banks: I heard she's been seeing the golf pro.
Vivian Banks: I heard her husband caught them in the utility closet.
Hilary Banks: Did you know both of them were wearing nothing but cleats?
Ashley Banks: It was the tennis pro in the steam room, but the cleats part is right.

"The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air: Winner Takes Off (#3.14)" (1993)
Geoffrey: Ashley, how does a Mercedes sound?
Ashley Banks: Vroom, vroom.
Geoffrey: Great! I'll get you two.
Hilary Banks: Vroom, vroom, vroom!
Geoffrey: Nice try.

"The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air: It's Better to Have Loved and Lost It... (#4.5)" (1993)
Carlton Banks: I did it.
Will: You mean you and Joann...
[Ashley walks in the room]
Will: made the deal?
Ashley Banks: What are you talking about?
Will: Business, Ash. Have some breakfast.
[to Carlton]
Will: So, who put the offer on the table?
Carlton Banks: She did, and the terms were so attractive I jumped on at it right away, and don't worry... I protected my investment.
[Will and Carlton run out of the room laughing as Hilary walks in]
Hilary Banks: What was that about?
Ashley Banks: Carlton lost his virginity.

"The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air: Bang the Drum, Ashley (#1.2)" (1990)
William 'Will' Smith: [about Ashley] You're trying to control her too much. She's nine years old and she already has a calender telling her where she has to be and what she has to do.
Philip Banks: But she doesn't have to worry about that because you tell her what to do? You're not her father.
William 'Will' Smith: All right. But how come you didn't even know she doesn't like the violin?
Philip Banks: She liked it for a whole year until you moved into this house. Can you explain that?
Ashley Banks: I never liked it, Daddy.
Vivian Banks: That explains it.

"The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air: Homeboy, Sweet Homeboy (#1.5)" (1990)
Ashley Banks: [about Ice Tray's arrival] Word up, this is gonna be cold, stupid on the serious tip.
Philip Banks: What did you say, young lady?
Ashley Banks: I mean, it should be fun, Daddy. Peachy-keen even.

"The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air: Those Were the Days (#2.20)" (1992)
Ashley: [referring to Marge] Ever since she got here my diary has gotten a lot more interesting.
Carlton: She is right, Ashley's diary has gotten a lot more interesting.

"The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air: The Young and the Restless (#1.18)" (1991)
William 'Will' Smith: Okay, Ashley, first we'll take Grandma to see the llamas and then we'll go on the roller coaster and the Ferris wheel.
Ashley Banks: Will, for the last time we are not breaking into Michael Jackson's house!

"The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air: Knowledge Is Power (#1.13)" (1990)
Phillip Banks: So Vivian, how were your classes today?
Vivian: Fine. I just wish my students would concentrate more on their work. They're very easily distracted.
Will: I see it every day. Don't you, Hilary?
[Hilary barks like a dog]
Vivian: Did you say something, sweetie?
Hilary: No.
[Phillip takes a drink from his glass]
Hilary: Will Smith is perfect!
Will: Why, thank you. It's so nice to be appreciated.
Phillip Banks: Yes, but perhaps at another time. Your mother was trying to say something and I'm sure she would appreciate it if she weren't interrupted again.
Hilary: Anyway, as I was saying...
[Phillip takes another drink]
Vivian: Will Smith is the king of the universe!
Will: Why, thank you Hilary!
[Hilary barks]
Phillip Banks: Hilary!
[Hilary barks again]
Vivian: Look, I know people get a little silly around midterms. But not at the dinner table. Hilary
Hilary: Sorry, Mom.
[Carlton clinks his fork on his glass]
Hilary: Will Smith is the scum of the earth!
Vivian: Hilary!
[Hilary barks, then Phillip takes a drink]
Hilary: However... Will Smith is the pinnacle of manliness.
[Carlton clears his throat and Hilary smacks Will upside the head]
Vivian: Hilary!
[Hilary barks, Carlton clears his throat, Hilary smacks Will again]
Ashley Banks: What's with Hilary?

"The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air: Just Say Yo (#3.19)" (1993)
Carlton Banks: Ashley, you take out the garbage.
Ashley Banks: Why me?
Carlton Banks: Because I'm bigger than you.
William 'Will' Smith: See, that's not fair. That's only 'cause you got them shoe lifts in today.