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: [to his new partner
] There's two bulls standing on top of a mountain. The younger one says to the older one: "Hey pop, let's say we run down there and fuck one of them cows". The older one says: "No son. Lets walk down and fuck 'em all".
: Who are you? Danny McGavin
: Rocky 6.
: You wanna look at pussy or learn about this job? Danny McGavin
: Not yet. Bob Hodges
: Not yet.
: Do you need anything? Officer Rusty Baines
] Jeez. I don't know Hodges. Maybe some of your valuable expertise? Danny McGavin
: Hey, I doubt that. You guys are doing such a fine job that's why they call us out here at 3 o'clock in the morning. Officer Rusty Baines
: Hey, why don't you flying CRASH guys go take a flying fuck. Danny McGavin
: Hey, fuck you. Officer Rusty Baines
: [scoffs at McGavin
] Danny McGavin
: Fuck you.
: Hey Hodges, what do you think about all those hot shot jitter bugs, huh? Bob Hodges
: What about 'em? Diaz
: You never went for this shit, did you? Bob Hodges
: No way.
: [sitting upside down after crashing their car
] My wife wants to meet you. She says, uh, you can bring a date. Danny McGavin
: Hey you know, if you just cut me half as much slack as you do the rest of those assholes, I might just owe you one. Bob Hodges
: I have, you do.
: [Intimidated and backing down
] Hey, Hodges, Uncle Bob. I don't have any problems with you. Bob Hodges
] You got problems with the whole fuckin' world, and I'm in it... and I don't like it!
Leo 'Frog' Lopez
: I know the routine, Homes. I owe you. You know, that's what makes this country great, hey, Homes? Bob Hodges
: What's that? Leo 'Frog' Lopez
: Credit! You got your Visa card. I got you, Homes.
: [to McGavin
] You can try to be a professional! That's the best you can fuckin' do!
: Listen, about the other day... Bob Hodges
: This has nothing to do with the other day. Danny McGavin
: Shut up! What, I don't get to talk here? Bob Hodges
: Talk. Danny McGavin
: I'm sorry about the car. I fucking wiped out, what do you want me to say? Do you want me to say I'm sorry, and it will never happen again? I understand what you're saying. I understand what you're trying to do. But, I didn't sign up for CRASH to play nice to these assholes. You think you get respect? They just laugh, and bump somebody off, and I can't deal with that. And if you can't deal with me, well, I understand that, too.
: Do you want to second guess me? Danny McGavin
: No, I want to go and bust... him. Bob Hodges
: So what do you want to do, pull a fire extinguisher out of his ass? Danny McGavin
: Well, I'll plant one there if I have to, and then you can pull it out, so you don't have to be dicking around in the car all the time!