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Alec (Character)
from "Dark Angel" (2000)

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"Dark Angel: Freak Nation (#2.21)" (2002)
Joshua: Alec, I'm so glad to see you.
Alec/X5-494: Uh-huh.
Joshua: This is Gem. She's having a baby.
Alec/X5-494: Oh, so naturally you thought of stopping by Jam Pony in broad daylight.

Normal: My golden boy's a mutant.
Alec/X5-494: We prefer "genetically empowered."
Normal: Take me Jesus.
Mole: Careful what you wish for.

Max Guevara: Whats that?
Alec/X5-494: It's a hole in my body made by a bullet.
Max Guevara: Been there,done that. Check the news.

Max Guevara: They screwed this whole thing upon purpose to escalate the situation.
Alec/X5-494: Yeah, well it worked.

"Dark Angel: Borrowed Time (#2.12)" (2002)
Alec: I've been stuck in this closet for over an hour to facilitate you having sex. That's what I've been reduced to. I'm a pimp.

[first lines]
Alec: Well, thanks for playing, it's always a pleasure. Who's next ? Anybody ? Sketchy, what do you say buddy ?
Calvin 'Sketchy' Theodore: No, man. I already owe you two paychecks.
Alec: I'll let you break.
Calvin 'Sketchy' Theodore: No, no, no.
Alec: I'll play left handed. You can blindfold me.
Calvin 'Sketchy' Theodore: Hehe, no man.
Alec: No, okay.
Max Guevera: Nobody likes a showoff, Alex.
Alec: Max. Fifty bucks and you get to humble your old buddy, Alec. What do you say?

"Dark Angel: The Berrisford Agenda (#2.11)" (2002)
Alec: I should've tried harder, Rachel. I should've fought them. I didn't understand. I didn't understand how much I loved you.

[last lines]
Max Guevera: Hey.
Alec: Hey Max.
Max Guevera: Listen, if you ever want to talk...
Alec: About what ?
Max Guevera: About anything.
Alec: Now, why would I want to do that ?
Max Guevera: Just consider the offer open.
Alec: Alright. Listen. Thanks for saving my ass.
Max Guevera: You're all right ?
Alec: I'm always all right.

"Dark Angel: Fuhgeddaboudit (#2.15)" (2002)
Max Guevara: i'll take him on
AA Man: ladies and gentleman we have a new challenger
Alec: what the hell are you doing?
Max Guevara: I told you to take a dive. Now i'm gonna have to beat your ass myself.
Alec: what do you have against me making money?
AA Man: [To Max] What's your name cupcake?
Alec: She doesn't have a name. You know what? she's not here. she's not fighting.
Max Guevara: Oh, yes i am
AA Man: Ladies, and Gentlemen, in this corner, hailing from parts unknown, let's hear it for the curvaceous killer

Dochnovich: [to alec and max] All right, here are the rules. Well, there ain't no rules. Hitting below the belt's allowed... eye gouging's allowed...
Alec/X5-494: [while the announcer talks] Max, you don't want to fight me.
Max Guevara: Are you kidding? I've been waiting for this chance for months.
Alec/X5-494: Yeah, well, see, you're just a girl, and so -
[Max punches him]
Normal: Hey! She jumped the bell! What are you doing? She jumped the bell!
[the announcer quickly leaves the ring]
Dochnovich: [to the ring girl] Ring the bell! Will you ring the bell?
[She rings it]
Alec/X5-494: Should've known you'd cheat
[Max kicks Alec in the leg]
Max Guevara: That's for the virus.
Alec/X5-494: That was not my fault!
[She punches him]
Max Guevara: That's for trying to kill Joshua.
Alec/X5-494: I was just trying to protect my own...
[She punches him twice]
Max Guevara: And that's for getting paint all over my research papers
Alec/X5-494: Okay, yeah, that was my bad.
[Max punches Alec again]
Max Guevara: That's for making Joshua deliver your packages.
Alec/X5-494: Max, cut it out!
[She kicks and punches him]
Max Guevara: That's for losing my baseball. And this...
[Kicks Alec in the stomach]
Max Guevara: ... is for whatever stupid thing you do next.
Normal: Kick her ass!
Alec/X5-494: Okay. That's it.
[Max goes to kick Alec again, but he grabs her leg, punches her, and shoves her to the ground. Before she can get up, he kicks her. She lands near the edge of the ring, in front of Normal]
Normal: Oh, lovely!
[to Max]
Normal: You better be at work tomorrow, there, miss. Huh, pumpkin?
[Yelling, to Alec]
Normal: Kill the messenger!
[Max stands up. Alec smiles]
Alec/X5-494: My turn now, bitch
Max Guevara: What'd you just call me?
Alec/X5-494: [chuckling] You heard me. B-I-T-C...
Max Guevara: Oh, look at that. Ring girl just lost her top
Alec/X5-494: [not believing her] Yeah
[Despite his disbelief, Alec can't help glancing at the ring girl. She smiles at him, top intact. Max takes the opportunity to kick him in the groin]
Alec/X5-494: [the crowd groans. Eventually the women in the crowd cheer. Alec stops in his tracks, wide-eyed with pain. Max pushes him a little and he falls over]
Max Guevara: Oops. Sorry

"Dark Angel: Hello, Goodbye (#2.17)" (2002)
[last lines]
Alec: Hey Max, thought I'd find you here.
Max Guevera: I come here to be alone.
Alec: Yeh, I know, but considering everything that went down today I figured we could both use a friend right now.
Max Guevera: Sit down.
Alec: So, you got any deep thoughts you want to share ? Any profound realisations about life ?
Max Guevera: Yeh, life sucks.

"Dark Angel: Brainiac (#2.10)" (2002)
[last lines]
Alec: You know I never really noticed, but, he's actually kind of magnificent.
Max Guevara: Yeh, he was.

"Dark Angel: Exposure (#2.16)" (2002)
[first lines]
Alec: There you go, boss. One hot run delivered to Fifth and Maple in a timely and courteous fashion. By yours truly.
Reagan 'Normal' Ronald: That's my rock star
Max Guevera: Are you kidding me ? One package. That's it ? All day ?
Alec: Quality, not quantity, Max.
Cynthia 'Original Cindy' McEachin: It's what all men tell themselves. Helps them sleep better at night.