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Max Guevara (Character)
from "Dark Angel" (2000)

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"Dark Angel: Fuhgeddaboudit (#2.15)" (2002)
Max Guevara: i'll take him on
AA Man: ladies and gentleman we have a new challenger
Alec: what the hell are you doing?
Max Guevara: I told you to take a dive. Now i'm gonna have to beat your ass myself.
Alec: what do you have against me making money?
AA Man: [To Max] What's your name cupcake?
Alec: She doesn't have a name. You know what? she's not here. she's not fighting.
Max Guevara: Oh, yes i am
AA Man: Ladies, and Gentlemen, in this corner, hailing from parts unknown, let's hear it for the curvaceous killer

Dochnovich: [to alec and max] All right, here are the rules. Well, there ain't no rules. Hitting below the belt's allowed... eye gouging's allowed...
Alec/X5-494: [while the announcer talks] Max, you don't want to fight me.
Max Guevara: Are you kidding? I've been waiting for this chance for months.
Alec/X5-494: Yeah, well, see, you're just a girl, and so -
[Max punches him]
Normal: Hey! She jumped the bell! What are you doing? She jumped the bell!
[the announcer quickly leaves the ring]
Dochnovich: [to the ring girl] Ring the bell! Will you ring the bell?
[She rings it]
Alec/X5-494: Should've known you'd cheat
[Max kicks Alec in the leg]
Max Guevara: That's for the virus.
Alec/X5-494: That was not my fault!
[She punches him]
Max Guevara: That's for trying to kill Joshua.
Alec/X5-494: I was just trying to protect my own...
[She punches him twice]
Max Guevara: And that's for getting paint all over my research papers
Alec/X5-494: Okay, yeah, that was my bad.
[Max punches Alec again]
Max Guevara: That's for making Joshua deliver your packages.
Alec/X5-494: Max, cut it out!
[She kicks and punches him]
Max Guevara: That's for losing my baseball. And this...
[Kicks Alec in the stomach]
Max Guevara: ... is for whatever stupid thing you do next.
Normal: Kick her ass!
Alec/X5-494: Okay. That's it.
[Max goes to kick Alec again, but he grabs her leg, punches her, and shoves her to the ground. Before she can get up, he kicks her. She lands near the edge of the ring, in front of Normal]
Normal: Oh, lovely!
[to Max]
Normal: You better be at work tomorrow, there, miss. Huh, pumpkin?
[Yelling, to Alec]
Normal: Kill the messenger!
[Max stands up. Alec smiles]
Alec/X5-494: My turn now, bitch
Max Guevara: What'd you just call me?
Alec/X5-494: [chuckling] You heard me. B-I-T-C...
Max Guevara: Oh, look at that. Ring girl just lost her top
Alec/X5-494: [not believing her] Yeah
[Despite his disbelief, Alec can't help glancing at the ring girl. She smiles at him, top intact. Max takes the opportunity to kick him in the groin]
Alec/X5-494: [the crowd groans. Eventually the women in the crowd cheer. Alec stops in his tracks, wide-eyed with pain. Max pushes him a little and he falls over]
Max Guevara: Oops. Sorry

[first lines]
Logan Cale: Appreciate you doing this for me, Max. You almost ready ?
Max Guevara: Ahuh.
Logan Cale: Fat Tony and his crew always show up at the 49 Club by 9. Get there late and you risk them already hooking up with there comadas ?
Max Guevara: A what ?

[last lines]
Max Guevara: Can't really be mad at her. I mean, you got your guy.
Logan Cale: And she got hers. Shall we ?
Max Guevara: May as well.
[walking away]
Logan Cale: So I hear you're a rocking awesome chick.
Max Guevara: And you're a beautiful talented man.
Logan Cale: That's right.

"Dark Angel: Freak Nation (#2.21)" (2002)
Max Guevara: Go for Max.
Joshua: Little fella. Little fella, everything's gone sideways. It's-It's FUBAR. There be people screaming. And-And Gem is trying to keep her legs crossed so the baby won't pop out.

Max Guevara: Whats that?
Alec/X5-494: It's a hole in my body made by a bullet.
Max Guevara: Been there,done that. Check the news.

Max Guevara: They screwed this whole thing upon purpose to escalate the situation.
Alec/X5-494: Yeah, well it worked.

Max Guevara: Where are we gonna go? I can't stop anyone from leaving, but I'm through running and hiding and being afraid. I'm not going to live my life like that any more. Aren't you tired of living in darkness? Don't you want to feel the sun on your face? To have a place of your own where you can walk down the street without being afraid. They made us, and they trained us to be soldiers, to defend this country. It's time they face us and take responsibility, instead of trying to sweep us away like garbage. We were made in America and we're not going anywhere. So they call us 'freaks'. Who cares? Today I'm proud to be a freak. And today we're gonna make a stand right here. Who's with me?"

"Dark Angel: Brainiac (#2.10)" (2002)
Max Guevara: [Max is carrying Brain on her back, and he's a big guy, and he tells Max he turned himself into the police] You what? I'm dying because you turned yourself in on purpose?
Brain: I thought you were supposed to be strong.
Max Guevara: I'm not superwoman!

Max Guevara: [Brain and Max are on her motorcycle and Brain puts his hands on her chest to hold on] Brain?
Brain: Yeah.
Max Guevara: Watch the hands!
Brain: I'm just trying to hang on here.
Max Guevara: Hang on a little lower.
[Brain moves his hands down to low]
Max Guevara: Not that low!

[last lines]
Alec: You know I never really noticed, but, he's actually kind of magnificent.
Max Guevara: Yeh, he was.

"Dark Angel: Borrowed Time (#2.12)" (2002)
[first lines]
Alec: Well, thanks for playing, it's always a pleasure. Who's next ? Anybody ? Sketchy, what do you say buddy ?
Calvin 'Sketchy' Theodore: No, man. I already owe you two paychecks.
Alec: I'll let you break.
Calvin 'Sketchy' Theodore: No, no, no.
Alec: I'll play left handed. You can blindfold me.
Calvin 'Sketchy' Theodore: Hehe, no man.
Alec: No, okay.
Max Guevera: Nobody likes a showoff, Alex.
Alec: Max. Fifty bucks and you get to humble your old buddy, Alec. What do you say?

[last lines]
Logan Cale: I love you, Max.
Max Guevera: I love you, too.

"Dark Angel: Cold Comfort (#1.6)" (2000)
Max Guevara: We can play Pin the Tail on the Bar Code later.

Max Guevara: I can't believe you brought him back with you.
Brin: [raises right arm] I didn't bring him back.
Max Guevara: [raises left arm] Then why is he back?
Brin: [with opposite hands pressed together in the air] He never left.

"Dark Angel: The Berrisford Agenda (#2.11)" (2002)
[first lines]
Max Guevera: What's up ?
Cynthia 'Original Cindy' McEachin: Marina and little Sooky are having themselves an old fashioned throw-down.

[last lines]
Max Guevera: Hey.
Alec: Hey Max.
Max Guevera: Listen, if you ever want to talk...
Alec: About what ?
Max Guevera: About anything.
Alec: Now, why would I want to do that ?
Max Guevera: Just consider the offer open.
Alec: Alright. Listen. Thanks for saving my ass.
Max Guevera: You're all right ?
Alec: I'm always all right.

"Dark Angel: Love in Vein (#2.14)" (2002)
[first lines]
Cynthia 'Original Cindy' McEachin: Max. If we don't leave absolutely positively right now we won't get in. Girl is always late. My oh my.
Max Guevera: Can you see my barcode ?
Cynthia 'Original Cindy' McEachin: No sugar, but the rest of you is coming in loud and clear.

[last lines]
Logan Cale: Well, you're off the hook, at least for today.
Max Guevera: Great. I can just be a regular girl then.
Logan Cale: A regular girl. What fun is that ?
Max Guevera: Hey, I take what I can get.

"Dark Angel: Hello, Goodbye (#2.17)" (2002)
[first lines]
Joshua: [scratching badly] Aaaah! Damned fleas.
[looking at flea bomb instructions]
Joshua: To first start, activate and then immediate leave the area.
Max Guevera: Did you set it off ?
Joshua: Yeh.
Max Guevera: Okay. Let's do the other two and then get out of here before these little buggers eat us alive. Hold your breath. Ready ? On three, one, two, three !

[last lines]
Alec: Hey Max, thought I'd find you here.
Max Guevera: I come here to be alone.
Alec: Yeh, I know, but considering everything that went down today I figured we could both use a friend right now.
Max Guevera: Sit down.
Alec: So, you got any deep thoughts you want to share ? Any profound realisations about life ?
Max Guevera: Yeh, life sucks.

"Dark Angel: Exposure (#2.16)" (2002)
[first lines]
Alec: There you go, boss. One hot run delivered to Fifth and Maple in a timely and courteous fashion. By yours truly.
Reagan 'Normal' Ronald: That's my rock star
Max Guevera: Are you kidding me ? One package. That's it ? All day ?
Alec: Quality, not quantity, Max.
Cynthia 'Original Cindy' McEachin: It's what all men tell themselves. Helps them sleep better at night.

[last lines]
Max Guevera: Hey, Ray. How are you feeling ?
Ray White: Okay. Did I pass ? Am I strong ?
Max Guevera: You did fine.
Logan Cale: What do you need to be strong for, Ray ?
Ray White: For the coming.
Logan Cale: The coming. What's that ?
Ray White: Nobody ever told me yet. Except it's bad if you're not one of us.

"Dark Angel: Hit a Sista Back (#1.18)" (2001)
[to Zack]
Max Guevera: Got a thing for dramatic entrances, huh?

Donald Lydecker: This isn't as big a tragedy as you think it is.
Max Guevera: Whatever you have to tell yourself.

"Dark Angel: Harbor Lights (#2.13)" (2002)
[first lines]
Logan Cale: [answering machine] No one's around. Leave a message.
Max Guevera: Hey, it's me. Leaving a message. I haven't heard from you in a while. Just checking in. Hoping you're okay. All right, uhm. Take it easy.

[last lines]
Cynthia 'Original Cindy' McEachin: So things are still weird between you and Logan.
Max Guevera: Yeh, I guess.
Cynthia 'Original Cindy' McEachin: Man still loves you, you know ? Risked his ass to save your life.
Max Guevera: Yeh.
Cynthia 'Original Cindy' McEachin: If it wasn't for the CDC would have their hands on a real live trans-genic. Now all they got is a few funky lab results.
Max Guevera: And a whole lot of questions. And they're gonna want answers. And I've got a feeling they won't stop until they get them. We can't hide forever. Sooner or later we're gonna run out of luck. And I don't want to even think about what will happen then.

"Dark Angel: Pollo Loco (#1.16)" (2001)
[Ben's last moments]
Max Guevera: Tell me about the good place.
Ben: Where no one ever gets punished?
Max Guevera: And no one gets yelled at.
Ben: And nobody disappears.

Dark Angel (2002) (VG)
[repeated line]
Max Guevara: No big dealio.

"Dark Angel: Shorties in Love (#1.15)" (2001)
Max Guevara: [After she finds a rat on the counter] Mickey's cracked out cousin thinks he's setting up house in our crib.

"Dark Angel: Medium Is the Message (#2.9)" (2001)
[first lines]
Max Guevera: Huh.
Joshua: Virus bitch going down ?
Max Guevera: I'm working on it.

"Dark Angel: She Ain't Heavy (#2.19)" (2002)
[last lines]
Max Guevera: Wonder if Manticore cooked up any more of me ? One clone is plenty. Especially when she's got a nasty left hook. She was right about one thing though. Running away isn't the answer. 'Cos as messed up as everything's gotten lately, this is home.

"Dark Angel: 411 on the DL (#1.4)" (2000)
Zack: You seem nervous.
Max Guevara: Compared to what? You don't even know me.
Zack: Maybe we knew each other in a past life.
Max Guevara: I don't believe in that stuff.
Zack: Doesn't mean it's not true.
Max Guevara: Oh, please tell me you're not one of those people: because a raindrop fell in the ocean 10,000 years ago... and a butterfly farted in India... you and I are sitting right here right now... enjoying a cup of coffee that tastes like goat piss.

"Dark Angel: Red (#1.9)" (2001)
Max Guevera: Hey, Bruno...
Bruno Anselmo: Oh. Oh, yes. I should have figured you for a little kinkster.Yeah, I'm game. Two people alone in a room for people just passing through, aren't we? It's me. It's you, looking hotter than you've ever looked. It's like deja freakin' vu, isn't it? Oh, that's not a turn-on! No,no. Ow!

"Dark Angel: Pilot (#1.0)" (2000)
Logan Cale: I need a favor.
Max Guevara: You can keep this. I really don't have anyplace to put it.
Logan Cale: I need you to do a little leg work for me. Joel Solinski. This guy's got a wife with three kids, an ex-wife with two kids, a mistress, and two girlfriends. The wives get houses, the mistress a condo, and everybody gets a car... all on a harbormaster's salary.
Max Guevara: I caught the tail end of your hack. The guy's on the take. He's paid to look the other way while the smugglers deep-six their cargo.
Logan Cale: He's made a fortune... as an accessory to murder.
Max Guevara: Okay, so the guy's a beast. Doesn't mean I got to get involved.
Logan Cale: You are involved. By being alive, you're involved.
Max Guevara: I got my own problems.
Logan Cale: Look... maybe we got screwed out of living in a time when we could hang out for the afternoon in a cafe someplace wearing $2,000 wristwatches, planning our next vacation, but the world got a whole lot meaner all of a sudden. It wasn't supposed to... but it did. So now it's back to the law of the jungle and there are predators and victims.
Max Guevara: And you still think you can do something to change that?
Logan Cale: With your help.
Max Guevara: Look, one thing I'm not is a chump. You want to get the rest of your ass shot off... be my guest, but I kind of like being able to walk.
Logan Cale: On another matter... federal corrections used to keep records on distinguishing marks... scars, tattoos. I did a search and came up with this. ID-ed as a Michael Hanover. Booked for armed robbery nine years ago. He escaped custody after four hours. Hasn't been seen or heard from since.
Max Guevara: Zack...
Max Guevara: [voiceover] I knew it. I always knew Zack was out there somewhere, but you know, just my luck this guy Logan had to be the one to find him. Now he figures I'm going to go and do the right thing because I owe him... like I even care.