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Iron Man (Character)
from Iron Man (2008)

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"Iron Man: The Mandarin's Revenge/The Mandarin's Death Ray/No One Escapes the Mandarin (#1.4)" (1966)
[first lines]
Iron Man: An emergency call on my built-in radio transceiver...
Pepper Potts: Calling Iron Man. This is Pepper Potts, calling Iron Man: Mr Stark is urgently needed in his factory. You must locate him at once! That is all.
Iron Man: It shouldn't be too difficult for me to find Tony Stark, considering I AM him under this iron exterior. I wonder if Pepper suspects that her playboy boss and Iron Man are one and the same...

Iron Man: I'm glad I created my armor out of flexible iron. The parts can all fold and slip into my briefcase.

Narrator: Once again, the powerful figure of Iron Man streaks over the City like a golden gladiator.
Iron Man: Not bad, less than an hour and there's the Capitol now...

The Mandarin: YOU! You dare attack me single-handed? This time I shall show no mercy!
Iron Man: You weren't exactly a friendly pussycat last time either, Mandarin!

The Mandarin: All I need do is use the exclusive power of but ONE ring to bury you beneath a wall of rock!
[brings debris down on Iron Man]
Iron Man: [breaks free] I don't wear this armor just for show! These overgrown pebbles don't bother me!

Iron Man: Stay where you are! You've got some questions to answer!
The Mandarin: [immobilizes Iron Man] On the contrary, YOU'll stay where you are! And once my ring touches this control panel, you will stay there FOR EVER!

The Mandarin: Before I destroy you completely, Iron Man, I'll make you this offer: agree to become my ally, serve me, and together we can rule the world!
Iron Man: I'd rather team up with a rattlesnake!
The Mandarin: Ah, so! All right then, you die!
Narrator: What terrible fate awaits the great Golden Avenger?

The Mandarin: WHAT? You still move? You still live?
Iron Man: I've been trying to tell you, Big Mouth, I thrive on electricity!
The Mandarin: But you have no protection against a lethal karate blow!
[attacks]

The Mandarin: In respect to your valor, I shall let you be slain by a warrior's sword!
Iron Man: [sarcastic] That's real kind of you! I'm all choked up!
The Mandarin: No swordsman is my equal!

The Mandarin: Even if you could snap those cables, it would be too late! Your time has come, Iron Man! If you have any prayers, say them now!... Are you mad? You smile in the face of death!
Iron Man: [thinking] I have one slim chance. If I can bluff my way through...
Iron Man: [out loud] Why shouldn't I smile? With Tony Stark running loose, he's probably found your anti-missile missiles, and is destroying them this very minute!
The Mandarin: You were a fool to remind me! I will stop him now! As for you, I'll set my cable to hold you steady!
[leaves]
Iron Man: [chuckles] It worked! Now if you stay away long enough... Ah, my transistors are recharging fast, I'm reaching maximum power!
[breaks free]

The Mandarin: I compliment you, Iron Man, on the battle you are putting up - a pity my black light ring must put an end to it so quickly!
[uses the ring on Iron Man]
Iron Man: I'm surrounded by darkness! I can't see!
The Mandarin: Now, my magnetic steel bands shall bind your iron armor, and you will be hopelessly trapped!
Iron Man: [bound] He's right... they're getting tighter!
The Mandarin: And so the battle ends, with total victory for the Mandarin!

Iron Man: [tries to sabotage the tractor beam] I'll make sure this gadget never damages another missile!
The Mandarin: You fool! Once I've started the ray, nothing can stop it - But YOU can be stopped! I've proved that before!
Iron Man: I've got to protect that missile!
[flies off]

Iron Man: [caught in a tractor beam] The Mandarin is pulling me back towards his castle... I'm helpless! The ray is so powerful, my transistor jets can't resist it!
Narrator: Will Iron Man have another chance to escape?

[a fleeing Iron Man is caught by the Mandarin's tractor beam]
Iron Man: [pulled away] If this is to be my finish, then I'll show that nothing can shatter the faith of a man who fights for freedom!

The Mandarin: You wrecked my power ray, Iron Man!
Iron Man: I've got news for you: that's the idea!

[Iron Man meets a multitude of Mandarins]
Iron Man: Where are you?
The Mandarin: Guess!
Iron Man: All right, I will!
[knocks them all down, and flees]
The Mandarin: I'll get him, even it takes the rest of my life!

The Mandarin: The captured missiles... he managed to send them back on their way! But he forgot my interceptor ray. I can still stop them!
[runs]
The Mandarin: I must reach the control panel to bring them back!
Iron Man: [note in wreckage] "Better luck next time, Mandy! Iron M."
The Mandarin: No! I'm too late! I'm too late! He smashed the controls!

Narrator: As the Mandarin rants and raves within his sinister castle, the object of his wrath hurtles safely away, back towards safety...
Iron Man: [in a missile] I'm glad I built these babies nice and roomy!

The Mandarin: Nothing can stop my miniature rockets!
Iron Man: My magnetic repulsors can!


Captain America: Civil War (2016)
Captain America: [about Bucky] He's my friend.
Iron Man: So was I.

Iron Man: [points one of his blasters at Captain America] Stay down... final warning.
Captain America: I can do this all day.

Spider-Man: Hey guys, you ever see that really old movie, Empire Strikes Back?
War Machine: Jesus, Tony, how old is this guy?
Iron Man: I don't know, I didn't carbon date him. He's on the young side.

Ant-Man: [internally damaging the Iron Man suit] Oh, you're going to have to take this to the shop.
Iron Man: Who's speaking?
Ant-Man: It's your conscience. We don't talk a lot these days.

Iron Man: [after witnessing Scott transform into Giant-Man] Okay, anybody on our side hiding any shocking and fantastic abilities they'd like to disclose? I'm open to suggestions.

Iron Man: [restraining Bucky, whispering in his ear] Do you even remember them?
Winter Soldier: I remember all of them.

Iron Man: Ross doesn't know I'm here. I'd rather like to keep it that way, otherwise I gotta arrest myself.
Captain America: [smirks] That sounds like a lot of paperwork.

Iron Man: Clearly retirement doesn't suit you. Get tired of playing golf?
Hawkeye: Well, I played 18, I shot 18. Just can't seem to miss.
[fires arrow at Iron Man and misses]
Iron Man: First time for everything.
Hawkeye: Made you look.

Friday: [after Iron Man is attacked by Scarlet Witch] Multiple contusions detected.
Iron Man: Yeah, I detected that too...

Friday: You can't beat him hand-to-hand!
Iron Man: [as Cap batters him relentlessly] Analyze his fight pattern!
Friday: Scanning... Countermeasures ready.
Iron Man: [blocks Cap's shield attack] Let's kick his ass!

Captain America: This isn't gonna change what happened.
Iron Man: I don't care. He killed my mom.

Spider-Man: [after taking down Giant-Man] Whoa, no, I'm not done, I've gotta get him back!
Iron Man: You're going home, or I'm calling Aunt May! You're DONE!
[exits]
Spider-Man: Wait, Mr. Stark! I'm not done, I'm not...
[tries to get up; collapses]
Spider-Man: [sighs] Okay, I'm done.

Iron Man: [giant ant-man holding Rhodes] Let go of my rhodey!

Captain America: All right, Sam. What's the play?
Falcon: We need a diversion. Something big.
Ant-Man: I got something kinda big. But I can't hold it very long. On my signal, run like hell. And if I tear myself in half, don't come back for me.
Bucky Barnes: He's gonna tear himself in half?
Captain America: You sure about this, Scott?
Ant-Man: I do it all the time. I mean, once. In a lab. Then I passed out. I'm the boss, I'm the boss, I'm the boss. I'm the boss!
Spider-Man: [Ant-Man becomes giant] Holy shit!
War Machine: [Ant-Man laughs and grabs War Machine] Okay, tiny dude is big now. He's big now.
Captain America: I guess that's the signal.
Falcon: Way to go, Tic Tac!
Iron Man: Give me back my Rhodey.


Iron Man (2008)
Rhodey: You need me to do anything else?
Iron Man: Keep the skies clear.

Jarvis: Sir, it appears his suit can fly.
Iron Man: Duly noted. Take me to maximum altitude.
Jarvis: With only 19% power, the odds of reaching that altitude...
Iron Man: I know the math! Do it!

Iron Man: [picks up terrorist, throws him to civilians] He's all yours.

[the Iron Monger lifts a car with a family in it]
Iron Monger: I love this suit!
Iron Man: Put 'em down!
Iron Monger: Collateral damage, Tony!

Iron Monger: You had a great idea, Tony, but my suit is more advanced in every way!
Iron Man: How'd you solve the icing problem?
Iron Monger: Icing problem?
[his suit begins to fail]
Iron Man: Might want to look into it.
[He raps his fist on Iron Monger's frozen helmet as his suit fails and plummets to the ground]

Virginia 'Pepper' Potts: Obadiah, he-he's gone insane!
Iron Man: I know!
Virginia 'Pepper' Potts: He-he built a suit!
Iron Man: Listen, you'd better get out of there! Just get out-!
[Iron Monger breaks up through the ground]
Iron Monger: Where do you think you're going?

[Iron Man is launched into the sky by Iron Monger's missile, but instead of crashing, he activates his flight repulsors and hovers]
Iron Monger: Impressive! You've upgraded your armor! I've made some upgrades of my own...
[activates jets and starts to fly too]
Jarvis: Sir, it appears his suit can fly.
Iron Man: Duly noted.

[Stark and Stane fight on the roof of the Stark Industries power plant]
Iron Man: [intercom] Potts.
Virginia 'Pepper' Potts: Tony, are you okay?
Iron Man: Listen to me. We have to overload the arc reactor and blast the roof.
Virginia 'Pepper' Potts: Well, how are you going to do that?
Iron Man: YOU're going to do it! Go to the central console, open up all the circuits. When I get clear, I'll let you know, and then you hit the master bypass button.

Iron Man: [under fire from Obadiah] Time to hit the button!
Virginia 'Pepper' Potts: You told me not to...
Iron Man: JUST DO IT!
Virginia 'Pepper' Potts: YOU'LL DIE!
Iron Man: PUSH IT!


"The Super Hero Squad Show: From the Atom... It Rises! (#1.8)" (2009)
Iron Man: Scorpio, eh? Well his horoscope says he won't dig his way out next time.

Ms. Marvel: Why are you standing around? Start sweeping!
[hands him a broom]
Ms. Marvel: Doesn't that fancy titanium suit of yours come with any cleaning attachments?
Iron Man: Eh... they're in the shop?

Iron Man: [after crashing to the ground] Why didn't I become a hairdresser?

Computer: Armor detoxification complete.
Iron Man: Speak for yourself. I can still smell it. Mole Man? They ought to call him Skunk Man!
Computer: Have you tried tomato juice?

Ms. Marvel: Fury's activated his emergency beacon. We've got to save him.
Iron Man: No problem. I can modify my Scorpio seeker X-1 to be my Fury Finder X-1.5, now with lemon scent.

Iron Man: Hey, eh, you think Nick Fury would sign my armor?
Ms. Marvel: No.

Hulk: [after crashing into Doom's lair through the ceiling] Haha, Hulk crash!
Iron Man: Hm, that's new.

Iron Man: [adressing Mole Man] This is for stinking up my best Sunday armor.

Iron Man: [about Nick Fury] There's a word for guys like him: awesome.


"The Super Hero Squad Show: Enter Dormammu! (#1.5)" (2009)
Dormammu: An Infinity Fractal! Inside the Eye of Agamotto!
Iron Man: So that's why the doctor's acting so, well, strangely. Even for a guy named Strange!

Iron Man: [as an iron] Feel the power of Iron Man! On cotton setting!

Iron Man: [about Doctor Strange] Eh, the doc's usually not so, eh... what's the word? Off his rocker.
Thor: Back onto your rocker, wizard! So speaks Thor.

Dr. Strange: The orb of Agamotto shall reveal the culprit.
Iron Man: Eye of Aggamotto, orb of Agamotto, what was it, buy one get one free at Magic Mart?

Dr. Strange: It is an alternate realm known as The Dark Dimension.
Iron Man: Oh, how come it's never the Duckies and Bunnies Dimension?

Iron Man: Dormammu and the Mindles Ones. I have all your albums. Well here's another one hit wonder.
[fires repulsor rays]

Iron Man: Think again, Doormanmu.
Dormammu: That's Dormammu!

Iron Man: Doctor Strange, don't you get it? There's something in your Eye.


"The Super Hero Squad Show: When Strikes the Surfer! (#2.25)" (2011)
Iron Man: Tricephalus!
Thor: Gesundheid!

Iron Man: Hey, wait a second. Scarlet Which's Energy Factor countered the Time Stone when she was with the Invaders. And I'll bet my Tech Factor counters the Power Stone. And Falcon's Speed Factor counters the Space Stone.
Hulk: Uh, and Hulk?
Iron Man: Thor's Elemental Factor should counter the Reality Stone. And Wolverine's Animal Factor must counter the Soul Stone.
Hulk: Ugh! What about Hulk?
Iron Man: There's only one left. Think, Hulk.
Hulk: Hulk tell you before: Hulk not think!
Iron Man: And that, my friend, is why you counter the Mind Stone.

Iron Man: Ready, Squaddies. Time to Hero Up!
Falcon: Wait! Too early in the show.

Iron Man: Wolverine, cut a perimeter around Tricephalus!
Wolverine: With pleasure. I love ice snikting.

Iron Man: Get ready, Hulk.
Hulk: Okay. Uh, for what?
Iron Man: What do you think?
Hulk: Hulk not think. HULK SMASH!
Iron Man: Good thinking.

Iron Man: There's only one left. Think, Hulk.
Hulk: Hulk tell you before. Hulk not think!
Iron Man: And that, my friend, is why you counter the Mind Stone.
Hulk: Yippee! Hulk knew that.

Dark Surfer: My old friends. I don't know whether to destroy you separately or all at once. So I'm going to do both.
[replicates himself into separate Soul Stone versions]
Dark Surfer: This is going to make the Big Bang look like a burp!
Iron Man: Come on, Squaddies. You know what to do. Uh, can I say it now?
Hulk, Wolverine, Scarlet Witch, Falcon, Thor: Say it!
Iron Man: All right, Super Hero Squad, to save the entire universe, it's time to Hero Up!


"The Super Hero Squad Show: This Man-Thing, This Monster! (Six Against Infinity, Part 3) (#2.17)" (2011)
Iron Man: Why are you hiding, and why does this place look like some other dimensional studio tour?

Iron Man: The dimensional transfer must have drained my power reserves. And they're about to rip this big can o' hero open.

Iron Man: Great. They're still charging, and so is my armor.

Jack Russell: Partly cloudy. It's gonna be a long night.
Iron Man: Partly cloudy with a big chance of weird.

Iron Man: I bet those other Squaddies are in a universe of cute cheerleaders or something.

Iron Man: Tell me more about Dracula.
Jack Russell: Well, he loves to macramé
Iron Man: I mean , does he have any weaknesses?
Jack Russell: Yeah, anything by Petula Clark.
[Man-Thing snickers]

Dracula: Now I have to see the dentist
[jumps into Man-Thing's arms]
Dracula: I'm scared of the dentist!
Iron Man: Ah, no fear, because...
Announcer: [voice over] Whatever knows fear burns at the Man-Thing's touch. Ouch!
Dracula: Oh, drat-cula.


Lego Marvel Super Heroes (2013) (VG)
Iron Man: Super villains, meet my super-suit.
Magneto: Yes, that suit. It requires some tailoring.
[pulls apart Iron Man's suit]
Iron Man: Is it me, or did it just get drafty in here?

Iron Man: Don't tell me you got here on a really long spider line?
Spider-Man: Uh, no. You're not the only one that can fly. Compliments of Mr. Nick Fury and S.H.I.E.L.D.
Iron Man: You know, I could fit you with a rocket-propelled iron suit if you'd like.
Spider-Man: Sounds... heavy.

Magneto: You come to my lovely Asteroid M, but I don't get a house-warming gift?
Thor: I say thee... NAY!
Iron Man: Good luck magnetizing Thor's god-hammer. Oh, I've demagnetized my armor just for this occasion.
Spider-Man: I took a bath. That's all I did.

Iron Man: I hope Fury knows what he's doing. I tend not play well with people who've been attacking me and trying to steal all my stuff.
Thor: If we were only children again, I would resolve this by giving Loki what you mortals call a 'wedgie'... But I fear the elevation of undergarments will save us now.
Iron Man: Maybe not, but I'd pay good money to see that.

The Hulk: [while on a boat] Hulk need bathroom.
Iron Man: Really? You couldn't have gone before we left?


"The Super Hero Squad Show: Deadly Is the Black Widow's Bite! (#1.13)" (2009)
Mystique: [as Iron Man] For the record, I love Italian food.
Iron Man: Too bad. All you're going to get is jailhouse spaghetti.

Captain America: She checks out. Natasha Romanoff aka The Black Widow. Freelance agent of S.H.I.E.L.D. We've worked with her before.
Iron Man: Welcome aboard. Russian, huh?
Black Widow: Yes, darling.
Iron Man: Can you do me a favor and say "moose and squirrel"?
Black Widow: No.

Iron Man: I couldn't help but notice that you have a mouth. Do you like Italian food? Cause I know a place... a romantic table, you, me, no beavers?
Black Widow: Ugh!

Iron Man: Ah, scanners are clear, weathers great, everything's quiet, guess that means something awful's gonna happen, huh?
Black Widow: [thinking] You have no idea. Hm!

Iron Man: Whoo, finally. Last checkpoint. All the fractals are here. Eh, Black Widow, you stand guard, I'll make the deposit.
Black Widow: Nothing will go wrong on my watch.
[laughs sinisterly as Iron Man moves into the vault]
Mystique: And by nothing, I mean everything.
[shifts into Captain America's shape]


X-Men Legends II: Rise of Apocalypse (2005) (VG)
Iron Man: Sunfire, it's an honor to be working with you!

Iron Man: Storm, I don't get it, why would Xavier agree to work with Magneto?

Iron Man: Magneto, ever thought of helping, rather than hurting mankind?

Iron Man: I hate to admit it Magneto, but you're really a talented fighter.

Iron Man: I used to think Wolverine was the most stubborn man alive. That was until I met you, Bishop!


"The Super Hero Squad Show: So Pretty When They Explode! (#2.11)" (2011)
She-Hulk: So, Iron Man, how come you never called?
Thor: [whistles] Awkward!
[Herbie coos at the messanger droid]
Iron Man: Oh, yeah, I, I washed my armor and your number was in the pocket.

Iron Man: Look, Thor, we're receiving another holograph image from Nova.
Thor: How is that possible?
Iron Man: It's in the script.

Thanos: [via hologram] Stop! Destroy one more ship, and I destroy this one kneeling before me. Heroes are so pretty when they explode. Retreat immediately if you don't want me to reshape Nova's helmet with him still in it.
Nova: He's embellishing, don't listen to him!
Iron Man: Stand down, Squaddies. Thanos has us between an Infinity Gauntlet and a hard place.

Iron Man: Thor, Hercules and Thor will directly after Thanos and the Power Stone.
Hercules: Aye, butts shall be kicked today!
Thor: Hah! The son of Odin shall not fail thee.
Iron Man: She-Hulk, you and I will focus on flirting and rescuing Nova.
She-Hulk: Hm, could be fun.

Iron Man: Let's do something fast. I just had this armor polished.


"Iron Man: The Death of Tony Stark/The Hands of the Mandarin/The Origin of the Mandarin (#1.2)" (1966)
Iron Man: Look, you weak apology for Genghis Khan, I can take anything you can dish out!
The Mandarin: Those are brave words, especially from one whose life is nearing its final moments.
Iron Man: [charges] Talk is cheap, Mister!
[gets knocked down]
The Mandarin: Did you think brute force could down the Mandarin!
Iron Man: Whatever it takes, fella, you can be sure I'll find a way to do it!

Iron Man: I'll catch you with a blast of high-frequency waves! Nothing can escape them!
[fires a blast]
The Mandarin: Nothing, perhaps, save the hands of the Mandarin!
[fires a blast from his rings]

Iron Man: I'm frozen in my tracks!
The Mandarin: [laughs] A simple matter for one with a paralyzer ray!

The Mandarin: What? Never has anyone shaken off the effects of my paralyzer ray in so short a time!
Iron Man: Skip the compliments, let's get on with it.
The Mandarin: You fool! With one gesture, I electrify this whole wall!

The Mandarin: And so, you learn what I have been saving for you. It is my favourite pastime. HYAH!
[chops a metal bar in half]
Iron Man: He splintered that iron bar like a toothpick!
The Mandarin: Prepare to meet your finish, Iron Man, at the hands of the world's greatest karate master!


"The Super Hero Squad Show: Double Negation at the World's End! (#2.7)" (2010)
Iron Man: [after hearing Reed Richards is having relationship problems] Been there, dude. Not with Sue Storm... any more.
Captain America: Fortunately I subscribe to Reed's weekly Podcast. This one is about the Negative Zone.
Iron Man: Oh, I sense gratuitous exposition. My favorite kind.

Iron Man: [meeting Nebula] So, do you live in the Negative Zone? This is Falcon. He lives with a bird. I'm Iron Man. I'm single.
Nebula: Idiot.

Iron Man: [to Annihilus] Not so fast, Negative Nancy.

Iron Man: Ahead warp factor four, Mister H.E.R.B.I.E., take us home.

Thanos: See you later, Super Loser Squad.
[uses the Space Stone to teleport]
Iron Man: [determined] It's a date, Thanos!


"The Super Hero Squad Show: And Lo... A Pilot Shall Come! (#1.1)" (2009)
Iron Man: Time to play Whack-a-mole!

Falcon: Seems to me like Lava Lab 2 is no improvement over Lava Lab 1.
Iron Man: Uhh, a little bit. Lava Lab 1 melted.

Iron Man: The Starkutron 3000. It calculates thousands of variables.
Hulk: Hulk don't understand.
Thor: So say we all.

Iron Man: Sonar, heat scans and flatulence detectors all point to Mole Man.


"The Super Hero Squad Show: Too Many Wolverines! (#2.12)" (2011)
Iron Man: Free play is over, Juggernaut. Go back to prison and maybe we'll get you a nice indestructible treadmill.

Iron Man: Oh oh, I smell clone.
Thor: Aha, you like it? Aah, manly! It's called 'Ragnarok's spiff'.
Iron Man: Not cologne, clone. As in cheap copies of the original.
Thor: Aye, thou hast busted me royally. 'This a foe fragrance. I got it at Odin-mart.

Thor: I say: speaketh to the hammer! Don't make me break out the hoses.
Iron Man: Hold the hoses there, Goldilocks.

Wolverine Clone: We are sick and tired of being cooped up in here. We've had an election, and now demand recognition of our mini-society of Wolverines.
Iron Man: Quit cloning around, guys. Let's not do anything hasty.


"The Super Hero Squad Show: Mother of Doom! (#1.24)" (2010)
Silver Surfer: I do not trust our visitor. After all, the enemy of our friend's enemy is no friend of mine.
Iron Man: [glances at Chthon, who chuckles wickedly] I get what you mean, sort of.

Iron Man: So, what's your prognosis, Doctor?
Dr. Strange: [glances at Chthon, who chuckles wickedly] He's evil.
Iron Man: Well, we kinda figured that out, what else can you tell us about him?

Iron Man: You know, that's the fourth wall we've broken.

Silver Surfer: Have I mentioned that I did not trust Chthon?
Iron Man: Not since the commercial.


"The Super Hero Squad Show: Soul Stone Picnic! (#2.24)" (2011)
Captain Marvel: [to Ms. Marvel] Maskypoo. Cosmic Shield.
Iron Man: Maskypoo?
Thor: A worthy pet name. She has a mask.

Iron Man: Captain Marvel, can't you use your Cosmic Awareness to...
Captain Marvel: Help defeat the Dark Surfer?
Iron Man: Dude, do you have any idea how...
Captain Marvel: How irritating that is? You bet.

Iron Man: Captain Marvel gave all his power to Ms. Marvel to save us. Is he...
Ms. Marvel: No. No. My sweetie became one with the living cosmos. Now I'm the Kree Protector of the Universe. Which is kind of weird because I'm from Orlando.

Falcon: Then we don't have much time to find the Dark Surfer.
Ms. Marvel: [appearing on viewscreen] I found the Dark Surfer.
Iron Man: That didn't take much time.
Ms. Marvel: The Watcher gave me a tip.


"The Super Hero Squad Show: The Ice Melt Cometh! (#1.22)" (2010)
Iron Man: Are you guys crying?
Pyro: I'm not!
Paste Pot Pete: I am, and so is Zzzax.
Iron Man: There's no crying in super villain land!
Wolverine: Team Toxic, my tuchus. More like Losers Legion.
Paste Pot Pete: Well, we may be losers, but we're sore losers!
[sets off self-destruct on Super Spinner]
Wolverine: Oh, smooth move, glue for brains. You just melted the polar ice cap.
Paste Pot Pete: Uh, is that good?
Wolverine: See for your self.
[turns around and sees tidal wave]

Iron Man: [to Dr. Doom] Look at you and your stupid metal suit. That's the dumbest looking think I've...
[realizes]
Iron Man: What? Never mind.

Iron Man: You leave me no choice, Suzie Snowflake. I'm coming in and dragging you out.
Iceman: Do what you got to do, I.M. I just know it's some kinda joke.

Paste Pot Pete: In your face Iron Man! In your robot-like face! Oh boy that felt good.
Iron Man: Are you finished?
Paste Pot Pete: Yeah, pretty much.
Iron Man: Good. I got these schematics from Doctor Doom.
Paste Pot Pete: Oh, you wanted the schematics? Hah! I have a copy right here.
[points to his head]
Paste Pot Pete: Since the Super Spinner was my idea. I would've given 'em to ya right away.


"The Super Hero Squad Show: The Final Battle! ('Nuff Said!) (#2.26)" (2011)
Ronan the Accuser: The Surfer was your responsibility, Iron Man. I, Ronan the Accuser, accuse you.
Iron Man: Okay, okay. Yeesh. Why can't you be Ronan the Appreciative?

Scarlet Witch: Being a hero is hard. Deal with it.
Iron Man: All right, all right, twist my arm.
[Hulk twists his arms]
Iron Man: Not literally, Hulk!

Scarlet Witch: You think maybe we should go help him out?
Iron Man: Does Sabretooth go in the woods? Yes!

Dr. Doom: Since when can you bite with that face plate?
Iron Man: Since I got the Stark tech upgrade. Employee discount.


Marvel vs. Capcom 3: Fate of Two Worlds (2011) (VG)
Iron Man: This armor knows your next move before you do, Steve.
Captain America: I'm not gonna lose to some pampered punk like you.

Iron Man: Could probably use that Hulkbuster armor right about now.
Hulk: Hulk break Metal Man open like a tin can!

Iron Man: [facing Doom or MODOK] Let's see who has the better toys, shall we?

Iron Man: [after defeating The Hulk] What was that about "Hulk smash", again?


"The Super Hero Squad Show: Stranger from a Savage Land! (#1.18)" (2009)
Silver Surfer: Iron Man, I got your secret text message. Is this the fleeing suspect you would like me to intercept?
Iron Man: Nice secrecy, Surfer. I was kinda hoping to surprise him.

Iron Man: Now, now, don't get your loincloth in a twist, eh, we can always beat each other up later, eh, let's talk it out.

Ka-Zar: Again Ka-Zar is tormented by these crafty boxes which go empty at his touch.
Iron Man: Come on, that box isn't even hi-def.
Ka-Zar: Ugh.
[drops the monitor, which breaks]
Iron Man: You break it, you bought it.

Iron Man: Vibranium is scarcer than soap at the Mole Man's house.


Marvel Nemesis: Rise of the Imperfects (2005) (VG)
Iron Man: I am Iron Man.

Iron Man: [after beating opponent] You look like you're about to cry.

Iron Man: What a great day for kicking ass.

Iron Man: [after winning] That was easy.


"The Super Hero Squad Show: Blind Rage Knows No Color! (#2.9)" (2011)
Iron Man: Hey, hey, hey, what's the big thing, Thing?

Wolverine: [to Nightmare] We don't make bargains with lowlife like...
Iron Man: [interrupting] Quiet, Wolverine, I'm bargaining. We'll sign you up for the Cheese of the Month Club for an entire year.
Thor: Verily!
[whips out a plate of cheese]
Thor: You won't know good until you've savored their Gouda. Or perhaps Emmentaler?

Iron Man: So what's it gonna be, Thanos? You either drop the Hulk offa the Dream Team permanently...
Wolverine: Or we spend a couple of eons playing Sugar World.
Thor: What, ho, let roll the snicker-doodle dice of your nightmares now!
Thanos: Yeah, yeah, yeah, whatev. You may win today, but some d...
[Nightmare snaps his finger and Thanos disappears]
Nightmare: Bad guy. Always with the talking.


"The Super Hero Squad Show: Hulk Talk Smack! (#1.4)" (2009)
Iron Man: Eh, did I just lose an argument... with the Hulk?
Falcon: Told ya.

Iron Man: [referring to Toad] Disgusto has the home court advantage down here.

Iron Man: At least we got the Hulk's strength factor back up to off the charts. I hate to room with a giant rampaging goon who's only kinda strong.
Wolverine: You got that right, Iron Bub.


"The Super Hero Squad Show: Tales of Suspense! (#1.17)" (2009)
War Machine: Stop talking like you're Iron Man.
Iron Man: Stop talking like you're on Reading Rainbow.

Iron Man: What the heck? Rhodey, is that you under there?
War Machine: How did you know my... Hold up. If you are the real Iron Man, tell me something that only you would know.
Iron Man: You've been dating Squirrel Girl on the down low. Okay, your turn. Prove who you are. Tell me something only Rhodey would know.
War Machine: Uh, you once dated She-Hulk, but it ended when you discovered that she...
Iron Man: Gentleman don't discuss those things.

Iron Man: Rhodey, how are ya? And why is my best friend wearing the mark II armor?
War Machine: Somebody had to. Since you've been leading the Super Hero Squad, I've had to cover all your other stuff. Work for Stark Industries, SHIELD, the Initiative, the Illuminati, that jelly of the month subscription that you never got around to canceling.
Iron Man: Jelly of the month clu- you mean the jelly that's hand delivered every month by super models?


"The Super Hero Squad Show: If This Be My Thanos! (#1.12)" (2009)
Iron Man: I'm not good with names but I never forget an invisible forcefield. That's the Fantastic Four!

Iron Man: If I've said it once, I've said it a thousand times: don't mess with Earth.

Iron Man: [hacking into the Skrull computer, Iron Man finds a Maskbook page for Skrully] What the Don Heck is this? The Skrull invation plan!


"The Super Hero Squad Show: This Silver, This Surfer! (#1.3)" (2009)
Iron Man: Silver Surfer, you almost crashed Ms. Marvel's favorite toy. And Heck hath no fury who's Helicarrier has been scorned.

The Thing: [about the Surfer] Hey, the thing of it is, we can't let him rot in Doom's dungeon.
Iron Man: Yeah, the Thing's thing is the main thing.

Iron Man: I made a new cloaking device: the Stark Stealthsizer 7. Don't ask about the first six.


"The Super Hero Squad Show: Revenge of the Baby Sat! (#2.23)" (2011)
Lil' Scarlet Witch: I'm not it. You're it.
Lil' Iron Man: Nuh-uh. You're it. You're name is "it." You're the Scarlet It.

Lil' Iron Man: Okay, Squaddies, let's baby up.

Iron Man: Squaddies, feast your eyes on my latest invention.
Falcon: Squaddies, feast your eyes on my latest invention.
Iron Man: Ah, but inside the box: datadada! A mousetrap.
[the Squaddies are flabbergasted]
Scarlet Witch: That is supposed to be a mousetrap?
Iron Man: Not just any mousetrap, it's a Stark 1000 time-traveling mousetrap. It can go back in time and catch the mouse before it eats the cheese.


"The Super Hero Squad Show: A Brat Walks Among Us! (#1.6)" (2009)
Iron Man: [to Brynnie] How about if Uncle Iron Man makes you a pretty new tiara? Like the one Luke Cage wears.
Luke Cage: It's a headband.
Iron Man: It's a tiara. We've all discussed it.

Iron Man: This is why I don't wanna have any iron kids.

Reptil: Wow! She's going nuclear.
Iron Man: No, she's overloading the fractal with bratty emotion.
M.O.D.O.K.: This is big trouble.
Reptil: How big?
Iron Man: Infinitely big. It's an Infinity fractal. It'll wipe out six dimensions.


"The Super Hero Squad Show: Alienating with the Surfer! (#2.8)" (2011)
Iron Man: Galactus? I thought the Silver Surfer put him on a diet. Low carbs, no inhabited planets...

Iron Man: Now don't start backing up out of your peace treaty with the Kree, that thing took us two episodes.

Princess Anelle: Here comes the devourer of worlds, Iron Man. Your plan?
Iron Man: Have you got any other planets shaped like food?
Princess Anelle: That's it? That's your plan?


"Fantastic Four: World's Greatest Heroes: Shell Games (#1.22)" (2007)
Iron Man: Mr Stark thanks you for his assistance.
The Thing: Yeah, I'm sure he would have thanked us himself, but he was too busy running and all.

Dr. Doom: [defeated] You have made yourself a deadly enemy today, Iron Man. We shall meet again.
[retreats]
Iron Man: But I don't want a deadly enemy...
The Thing: Ah, you get used to it.

Reed Richards: Being part of a team has its advantages, Tony! If we work together, we can stop Doom!
Iron Man: What? How did you kn...?
Reed Richards: Of course you're Iron Man! Who else could it be?


The Avengers (2012)
Jarvis: [as Iron Man arrives at Stark Tower to confront Loki and Selvig] Sir, I've shut down the Arc Reactor, but the device is already self-sustaining.
Iron Man: Shut it down, Dr. Selvig.
Selvig: It's too late! She can't stop now. She wants to show us something! A new universe.
Iron Man: OK.
[blasts the device, which defends itself with a barrier, blasting Selvig into a wall and pushing Iron Man back]
Jarvis: The barrier is pure energy. It's unbreachable.
Iron Man: Yeah I got that - Plan B.
[he turns to Loki and drifts down to his landing pad]
Jarvis: Sir, the Mark VII is not ready for deployment.
Iron Man: Then skip the spinning rims! We're on the clock!
[Lands and has his armor removed]

Black Widow: [Penetrating the barrier with Loki's scepter] I can close it. Can anybody copy? I can shut the portal down.
Captain America: Do it!
Iron Man: No wait!
Captain America: Stark, these things are still coming!
Iron Man: I got a nuke coming in. It's going to blow in less than a minute, and I know just where to put it.
Captain America: Stark, you know that's a one way trip?
Iron Man: Save the rest for the turn, J.
Jarvis: Sir, shall I try Ms. Potts?
Iron Man: Might as well.

Iron Man: [as the fight begins] Call it, Captain!
Captain America: Alright, listen up. Until we can close that portal, our priority's containment. Barton, I want you on that roof, eyes on everything. Call out patterns and strays. Stark, you got the perimeter. Anything gets more than three blocks out, you turn it back or you turn it to ash.
Hawkeye: [to Iron Man] Want to give me a lift?
Iron Man: Right. Better clench up, Legolas.
[Iron Man takes Hawkeye up to the roof]
Captain America: Thor, you gotta try and bottleneck that portal. Slow 'em down. You got the lightning. Light the bastards up.
[Thor swings his hammer and flies off and Captain America turns to Black Widow]
Captain America: You and me, we stay here on the ground, keep the fighting here. And Hulk?
[the Hulk turns and glares at Cap]
Captain America: Smash!
[Hulk grins and leaps away]


"The Super Hero Squad Show: This Al Dente Earth! (#1.26)" (2010)
Iron Man: [to Galactus] Hey Tiny, nice hat! Hey, how many channels do you get on that thing?

Iron Man: Wait, Reptil's powers come from a fosyl fractal?
Mister Fantastic: More like a fractal fosyl.
Reptil: Oh, so that's why I'm fractal proof. I already have one.
Iron Man: Right.
[realizing]
Iron Man: Your fractal proof?
Wolverine: Agh! I knew there was something I wanted to tell ya, Tony.
Iron Man: Big help.

Iron Man: Calm down, it's not the end of the world. Oh shoot, it is.


"The Super Hero Squad Show: Last Exit Before Doomsday! (#1.25)" (2010)
Iron Man: Now let me get this straight.
[hums the Super Hero Squad Show theme as he fiddles with a picture]
Ms. Marvel: This is no time for hanging pictures, Iron Man.
Silver Surfer: Like I said in the first act, the Earth will perish. We must evacuate.

Iron Man: [about Galactus] Wait a minute, this guy eats whole planets?
Silver Surfer: Of course not. He takes several bites and chews them thorougly.

Terrax: You have sealed your fate.
Iron Man: Only to keep it fresh. I hate when fate loses it's crunch.


"The Super Hero Squad Show: Invader from the Dark Dimension! (#1.16)" (2009)
Iron Menace: You are no match for Iron Menace and the powers I have amassed... amassed, will kids know what that means? Ah, well.

Iron Menace: Not only you must fight my dark powers, you must also fight your friends.
M.O.D.O.K.: Friends? Abomination's not really my friend. We're more like cubicle mates or reluctant allies, really.

[Thor tries to kiss Valkyrie as she walks off and accidentally kisses Iron Man]
Thor: Gad!
Iron Man: Sheesh, I just got the Mordo cooties off my armor, and now I got your thunder spit.
Thor: This never happened.


Ultimate Avengers (2006) (V)
Iron Man: Uh, sorry, folks. That's all for today. I'm late for a tune-up.

[referring about Thor]
Giant Man: Who's the chick with the hammer?
Iron Man: Whoever she is, I'm glad she's on our side.

Captain America: [about the Hulk] Hank, Iron Man! Slow him down!
Iron Man: [sarcastically] Sure, no problem.


"The Super Hero Squad Show: Another Order of Evil: Part Two! (#2.2)" (2010)
Iron Man: If anybody gets hurt, the war is back on.

Iron Man: Well, back together for good.
Hulk: Huh? It not last mission?
Iron Man: It never last mission.

Iron Man: And is everybody done nodding?


"The Super Hero Squad Show: Whom Continuity Would Destroy! (#2.6)" (2010)
Nighthawk: Scarlett Witch was supposed to go mini-bowling tonight. And the green guy over there, he had had something called Banana Whackies for breakfast. And lunch and dinner.
Scarlet Witch: How can he know so much?
Hulk: And how him see with eyes all scrunched up like that?
Iron Man: [laughs] Good one, Hulk.

Iron Man: There she is, the Statue of Liberty. Symbol of my dimension holds dear.
Nighthawk: Don't call me dear.
Iron Man: Look, you and me, we stand for the same things.
Nighthawk: Rooting out the vermin that infest our cities? Choking it with your bare hands?
Iron Man: Okay.

Hyperion: Squadron Supreme, time to Hero Out!
Iron Man: Uh, sorry guys. No time.
Hyperion: Aah, you got to do yours.
Iron Man: It's our show.
Hulk: Yeah. Get your own show, big jaw.


Iron Man (2008) (VG)
Iron Man: So, Rhodey. You're gonna be my "wingman?"
Col. James 'Rhodey' Rhodes: Everything's always a joke with you.
Iron Man: Who whizzed in your cornflakes, buddy?

Col. James 'Rhodey' Rhodes: And who's holding down the company fort while you're out there?
Iron Man: Uh, not my problem. I'm the idea guy. I let suits like Stane handle the day-to-day.
Col. James 'Rhodey' Rhodes: You'll never change, Tony.
Iron Man: And why should I?

[Iron Monger's suit is damaged]
Jarvis: I have located a weakness in Stane's suit. You must engage up-close proximity.
Iron Man: What, give him a hug?
Jarvis: That is the only way, sir.
Iron Man: Bleh!


"The Super Hero Squad Show: O, Captain, My Captain! (#1.11)" (2009)
Hulk: Hulk love pet. Hulk name pet... uh, uh, PLANT!
Iron Man: Good, cuz that's what it is. Now, to care for it, first you have to give your plant plenty of sun.
Hulk: Mmm? Ya, ya, ya!
[tosses plant out Helicarrier window into sunlight]
Hulk: Now Plant get plenty of sun!
Iron Man: Okay. So much more green thumbs.
[hands Hulk new flower]
Iron Man: Here, your plant will also need water.
[Hulk rips plumbing from floor and waters flowers]
Iron Man: Oh...

Reptil: [after just being made a Squad member] You won't be disappointed, Iron Man. So whatcha got for me? A secret mission? An assignment behind enemy lines?
Iron Man: Grocery shopping. We're out of cereal.
Reptil: But that's 'cause Hulk keeps ripping apart the boxes to find the stupid toys inside.
Iron Man: Ha, you wanna explain that to him?

Reptil: Thanks, Iron Man, but how did you know we needed help?
Iron Man: Huh? Oh, eh, no, Hulk got tired of waiting for his cereal.


"Iron Man: Beauty Knows No Pain (#2.5)" (1995)
War Machine: My circuits are overheating!
Iron Man: Yeah, mine too. Think we should send the manufacturer a nasty letter?

Madame Masque: You cant even stand to look at me! Admit it! ADMIT IT!
Iron Man: [kisses her] The Whitney I loved was once inside you. But you killed it a long time ago.
[leaves]


"Iron Man: Armored Adventures: The Makluan Invasion Part 1: Annihilate! (#2.25)" (2012)
Iron Man: Thanks for the rescue!
Rescue: Just trying to live up to my name!

Iron Man: [in a fight] This is just how I wanted to spend my eighteenth birthday.
Mandarin: Don't say I never got you anything.
Iron Man: Can I return it?


Marvel Heroes (2013) (VG)
Iron Man: [to Venom] Go ahead. Try to eat my armor. I dare you.

Ms. Marvel: So, this is what winning feels like?
Iron Man: Shawarma time!


"The Super Hero Squad Show: This Forest Green! (#1.10)" (2009)
Iron Man: Those fractals are dangerous, Falc. It seems like I got to remind you of that every single week.

Iron Man: [Egghead falls into a jar of hot-sauce] We got a dip in the salsa.


"The Super Hero Squad Show: Tremble at the Might of M.O.D.O.K.! (#1.14)" (2009)
Iron Man: These readings show M.O.D.O.K. is now more powerful than Doom.
Falcon: That fractal stone has really gone to his head. Get it? You see, it's lodged in his forehead. It's right in the middle there, between the eyebrow and his...
Wolverine: He's nothing but a head. Where else would it get stuck?
Thor: Oh, M.O.D.O.K., lord of the villains? Odin's doughnuts, it can not be.
Iron Man: Yeah, it can. Fortunately, I'm working on the S.A.P.S.S. S.A.P.S.S., the Stark Anti-Power Sucking System. That'll give us some protection.
Falcon: Uh, well, even so, that hyper head is already in the Hulk's class.
Hulk: Ugh, Hulk not in Hulk's class.
Hulk: [pokes his chest] Ow. Hulk got strong.

Hulk: Oh, Hulk feel wind-chil factor.
[Hulks pants drop again]
Iron Man: Hulk, are you trying to lose us our G rating?


"The Super Hero Squad Show: Fate of Destiny! (#2.14)" (2011)
Iron Man: H.E.R.B.I.E, send our destination coordinates to the Silver Surfer and have him meet us there.
H.E.R.B.I.E.: [whirrs] I hope his mailbox isn't full again.

Iron Man: Guys, if you can hear me, remember: Squaddies don't give up, we hero up. And if you can't hear me, well, never mind.


"The Super Hero Squad Show: Night in the Sanctorum! (#1.9)" (2009)
[the Squad bunks with the Punisher in the Battle Van]
Iron Man: Thanks Punisher, we really appreciate this.
The Punisher: Hmmph, we're nothing by white blood cells, hunting the infection called crime. A sickness that sneaks in through the cracks, the way brussels sprouts sneak onto a plate of delicious macaroni and cheese. Sure, the city looks safe. Just push the bruessels sprouts to one side, right? Wrong! No matter where you put them, their vile, vegetable juices corrupt the whole plate. I'm out here to keep those stinkin' sprouts off the mac & cheese! Keep them from leaving the store in the first place!

Iron Man: Wake up and smell the Doom, Squadies, the city's under attack!


"The Super Hero Squad Show: Brouhaha at the World's Bottom! (#2.21)" (2011)
Iron Man: We're gonna get a new Hellicarrier, and then we're gonna hero up like we have never heroed up before.

Iron Man: Hey, is it me, or did somebody superheat ions to excite a vibranium dish, thereby forming an interdimensional portal?
Ms. Marvel: Bingo!
Hulk: Eh, what that mean?
Iron Man: It mean: friends fixed what Dark Shiny did to us.
Hulk: No, what Bingo mean?


"The Avengers: Earth's Mightiest Heroes: Living Legend (#1.9)" (2010)
Iron Man: Avengers, assemble.
Ant-Man: We're all right here.

Iron Man: Good thing Cap's not here. This kind of thing didn't happen in the 40's. He might freak out. Like I am now.


"The Super Hero Squad Show: To Err Is Superhuman! (#1.2)" (2009)
Iron Man: Reptil, glad you could join us.
Hawkeye: Hey, remember that time you accidentily threw yourself out two minutes ago? Heh heh. Good times.

Iron Man: Eureka!
Thor: Yes, and you reek of machine oil, what about it?


"Super Power Beat Down: Ironman vs Optimus Prime (#1.18)" (2016)
[first lines]
Ironman: All right, Jarvis, have you located the foreign transport yet?
Jarvis: Yes, sir. It's located outside the city.

Ironman: Remind me never to drink with Thor again, will you?


Marvel: Ultimate Alliance (2006) (VG)
Iron Man: [leveling up] Time for an upgrade!

Iron Man: Glad to see you remember me, Crimson Dynamo. It's been a while since I kicked your tin-plated butt.
Crimson Dynamo: You will not defeat me this time. My new battlesuit is vastly superior to your armor.
Iron Man: Could have fooled me. You look like something from the early 1960's.


Ultimate Avengers II (2006) (V)
Iron Man: [after being taken out by a primitive yet effective weapon, a log] Now, that was embarrassing.

Black Widow: [about the Chitauri mothership] Can you get through its defenses?
Iron Man: Hey, piece of cake. Except for that big cannon. Not a fan of the big cannon.


"The Super Hero Squad Show: Another Order of Evil: Part One! (#2.1)" (2010)
Ms. Marvel: Meet your new space navigator.
Iron Man: H.E.R.B.I.E., the Fantastic Four's cute yet comedic robot?
H.E.R.B.I.E.: No, H.E.R.B.I.E., the singing cowboy. Want to see a rope trick?

Iron Man: Good luck, Thor
Thor: [downtrodden] Verily.


"The Super Hero Squad Show: World War Witch! (#2.3)" (2010)
Iron Man: We got time issues. She's somewhere in the past.
Falcon: You mean Wanda is... history?

Falcon: We have to go back in time and get Wanda. Anyone got a spare time travel machine?
Iron Man: I wish I could help, but my last time travel experiment caused a...
Hulk: [interrupting] Ooh! Paradox.
Iron Man: Hulk, how did you...
Hulk: [points towards a pair of ducks] Hulk like duckies.


"The Avengers: Earth's Mightiest Heroes: Breakout: Part 2 (#1.7)" (2010)
Iron Man: One on one, we can each take down a villain or two, but 74... none of us can do it alone. Together we have a chance. What we did here, it can change things. The world needs us, but not as S.H.I.E.L.D. agents. As a team of our own. Together, we can avenge the wrongs caused by all these villains.
Janet Van Dyne: We can be Avengers.
The Hulk: Huh. Good name.


Marvel: Ultimate Alliance 2 (2009) (VG)
[after combining their powers for a Fusion]
Wolverine: That... hurt.
Iron Man: But it worked. No pain, no gain, my boy.
Wolverine: I ain't your boy, Stark.


"Phineas and Ferb: Phineas and Ferb: Mission Marvel (#4.13)" (2013)
Iron Man: You know, Stark Industries offers summer internships.
Phineas: Thanks, but this summer's pretty packed.
Iron Man: Apparently.


"The Super Hero Squad Show: Wrath of the Red Skull! (#1.23)" (2010)
Hulk: Ah, usually Hulk sings to his rubber ducky in shower.
Iron Man: Oh, you've never showered! That's why we never heard it before.
Hulk: Hulk don't understand.


"The Super Hero Squad Show: Lo, How the Mighty Hath Abdicated! (#2.10)" (2011)
Thor: Fare thee well, H.E.R.B.I.E... I shall miss thy girlie laugh. Goodbye, Scarlet Witch, I shall miss fighting over yon television remote with thee. Hasta la vista, Hulk, I'm sure some day thou shall find where thou buried all thy action figures.
[Hulk sobs a little]
Thor: And I'll - Oh, there I go...
[voice cracks]
Thor: ...and I'll miss you most of all, Tin Man.
Iron Man: It's Iron Man.
Thor: Don't spoil my moment.
Hulk: [crying] Hulk never see action figures again!


"Avengers: United They Stand: Shooting Stars (#1.8)" (2000)
Iron Man: Next time somebody tries to take on the Avengers...
[laughing and putting a hand on Hawkeye's shoulder]
Iron Man: ... they should know better than to send in their flunkies!


"The Super Hero Squad Show: Election of Evil! (#1.20)" (2009)
Hulk: Hulk don't want new mayor. Hulk want new shirt and shoes. And kitty.
Iron Man: Tell it to Santa Claus, Hulk.


"Iron Man: Armored Adventures: Designed Only for Chaos (#1.21)" (2009)
Arthur Parks: All my life, I was a nobody... then I got those powers, and I used them to hurt you... the one guy who wanted to help me...
Iron Man: But you saved me, Arthur.
Arthur Parks: Yeah, imagine that... I am the guy who saved Iron Man...
[fades away]


"Iron Man: The Armor Wars: Part 1 (#2.8)" (1995)
Iron Man: Stilt-Man, looks like you don't have a leg to stand on!


"The Super Hero Squad Show: Villainy Redux Syndrome! (#2.4)" (2010)
Iron Man: So, did we miss anything?
Ms. Marvel: Doom got away.
Captain America: Yes. And his self esteem is through the roof. Oh, what have I done?


"Iron Man: Hulk Buster (#2.11)" (1996)
[Iron Man is fighting the Hulk]
The Hulk: Madder Hulk get, stronger Hulk become!
Iron Man: Typical.


"The Super Hero Squad Show: Oh, Brother! (#1.7)" (2010)
Iron Man: Hulk, you okay? Say a few mono-syllables, buddy!


"Iron Man: Hands of the Mandarin: Part 2 (#2.13)" (1996)
Iron Man: I don't get it, M.O.D.O.K. He treats you like dirt, and you still stick around!
M.O.D.O.K.: I can't help it! Mandarin makes me happy. I like him!


"Avengers Assemble: The Dark Avengers (#2.9)" (2015)
Iron Man: We're all on the Most Wanted list, but have any of us actually taken a life? I'm guessing we're not very good at being bad guys.


"Iron Man: Armored Adventures: The Hammer Falls (#2.21)" (2012)
War Machine: Justin Hammer is Titanium Man?
Iron Man: Makes sense: two jerks for the price of one!


"Iron Man: The Armor Wars: Part 2 (#2.9)" (1995)
Iron Man: Mark Twain once said, "The rumors of my death have been greatly exaggerated." Iron Man lives!


"Iron Man: Armored Adventures: Iron Monger Lives (#2.23)" (2012)
Iron Man: Your dad forced this on me...
Madame Masque: My dad's still in a coma! A coma YOU put him in!


"The Super Hero Squad Show: Hexed, Vexed, and Perplexed! (#1.21)" (2010)
Iron Man: [Reptil has hit Hulk in the face with a banana-cream pie] Hey, hey! That is not what the Stark Industries Kirby inspired High-Tech missile launcher was designed for.


"Iron Man: Armored Adventures: The Makluan Invasion Part 2: Unite! (#2.26)" (2012)
Iron Man: All right guys, this is it! The Makluans aren't messing around. This is full-scale invasion.
War Machine: No problem. Three of us versus sixty thousand aliens. It's a good thing I can go to the bathroom in my armor...


"Avengers Assemble: The New Guy (#2.19)" (2015)
Iron Man: [on Ant-Man] Anyone who can put Fin Fang Foom in a jar belongs on the Avengers.


"The Super Hero Squad Show: Pedicure and Facial of Doom! (#2.13)" (2011)
Scarlet Witch: Gotta be a trap.
Wolverine: You think?
Iron Man: Okay, okay, so it's a trap. We still have to rescue Ms Marvel. And I can't remember the last mission that came with a free foot rub. Oh wait, yes I do. Hah, that Iron Fist sure knows his feet.


"The Super Hero Squad Show: Mysterious Mayhem at Mutant High! (#1.19)" (2009)
Iron Man: We clean as we go, little Slappasaurus.


"The Super Hero Squad Show: Missing: Impossible! (#2.22)" (2011)
Iron Man: Well, the universe plug that Reed Richards made is working perfectly.