Black Widow
Top Links
main detailsbiographyby votesphoto galleryquotes
by yearby typeby ratingsby votesby TV seriesby genreby keyword
Did You Know?
photo galleryquotes

Quotes for
Black Widow (Character)
from The Avengers (2012)

The content of this page was created by users. It has not been screened or verified by IMDb staff.
"The Super Hero Squad Show: Deadly Is the Black Widow's Bite! (#1.13)" (2009)
Captain America: She checks out. Natasha Romanoff aka The Black Widow. Freelance agent of S.H.I.E.L.D. We've worked with her before.
Iron Man: Welcome aboard. Russian, huh?
Black Widow: Yes, darling.
Iron Man: Can you do me a favor and say "moose and squirrel"?
Black Widow: No.

Hulk: [notices Thor, Falcon and Iron Man looking romantically at Black Widow] Hey, why everybody looking at girl like that?
Silver Surfer: My comrades behave like they've never seen a female of their species.
Black Widow: I'm used to it, darling. Happens all the time. I suppose it is something like, how you say, my super power.

Dr. Doom: Report!
Black Widow: I have soo much chocolate candy, darling. Do you think eat the caramel or devour the coconut?
Dr. Doom: What kind of nonsense question is this? The caramel of course. Coconuts displeases me.
Black Widow: Everything is going according to plan, they suspect nothing.
Dr. Doom: Well why should they? You are an agent of S.H.I.E.L.D., they have no idea the earlier battle was a ruse staged to fool them into trusting you. Ugh, I despise having to talk to do-gooder heroes!
[Black Widow morphs into Mystique]
Dr. Doom: Much better, Mystique. Now go and gather information, report what you find, and do not fail me.
Mystique: You don't have to order me around!
[Mystique morphs back into Black Widow]
Black Widow: The pleasure is all mine, darling.

Iron Man: I couldn't help but notice that you have a mouth. Do you like Italian food? Cause I know a place... a romantic table, you, me, no beavers?
Black Widow: Ugh!

Iron Man: Ah, scanners are clear, weathers great, everything's quiet, guess that means something awful's gonna happen, huh?
Black Widow: [thinking] You have no idea. Hm!

Iron Man: Whoo, finally. Last checkpoint. All the fractals are here. Eh, Black Widow, you stand guard, I'll make the deposit.
Black Widow: Nothing will go wrong on my watch.
[laughs sinisterly as Iron Man moves into the vault]
Mystique: And by nothing, I mean everything.
[shifts into Captain America's shape]

The Avengers (2012)
Black Widow: [Penetrating the barrier with Loki's scepter] I can close it. Can anybody copy? I can shut the portal down.
Captain America: Do it!
Iron Man: No wait!
Captain America: Stark, these things are still coming!
Iron Man: I got a nuke coming in. It's going to blow in less than a minute, and I know just where to put it.
Captain America: Stark, you know that's a one way trip?
Iron Man: Save the rest for the turn, J.
Jarvis: Sir, shall I try Ms. Potts?
Iron Man: Might as well.

[Banner arrives in New York on a motorcycle just as the Chitauri have begun their attack]
Bruce Banner: So... this all seems horrible.
Black Widow: I've seen worse.
Bruce Banner: Sorry.
Black Widow: No, we could... use... a little worse.

Black Widow: [bleeding and tired] Captain, none of this is going to mean a damn thing if we don't close that portal.
Captain America: Our biggest guns couldn't touch it.
Black Widow: Well, maybe it's not about guns.
Captain America: If you want to get up there, you're gonna need a ride.
Black Widow: [eyeing a passing Chitauri fighter craft] I got a ride. I could use a boost, though.
Captain America: Are you sure about this?
Black Widow: Yeah. It's gonna be fun.

Captain America: Civil War (2016)
Black Widow: Are we still friends?
Hawkeye: That depends on how hard you hit me.

Black Widow: Thank you.
Sam Wilson: [holds up Redwing] Don't thank me.
Black Widow: I'm not thanking that.
Sam Wilson: Aw, come on. Touch it, give it a kiss.

Ant-Man: Look, I really don't want to hurt you.
Black Widow: I wouldn't stress about it.
[beats up Ant-Man]

Marvel Heroes (2013) (VG)
Black Widow: No, Spider-Man. I do not want to be your amazing friend.

Black Widow: [to Doctor Octopus] You of all people should fear spiders.

Lego Marvel Super Heroes: Avengers Reassembled (2015) (TV)
Black Widow: Cap, Iron Man's armor is still under Ultron's control. Can you track him?
Captain America: Affirmative. Did you say hello to my *little* friend?
Black Widow: Yes. Let's hope he can get Tony out of his "out of control" armor.

Hawkeye: Okay. I get that Ultron can just pay Yellowjacket for his services. But why is Hydra helping Ultron?
Black Widow: He promised them that when he takes over the world, they get to rule Australia.
Hawkeye: Crikey.

"Avengers Assemble: Hulked Out Heroes (#1.11)" (2013)
Black Widow: Want to go punch Galactus in the face for dessert?

"The Avengers: Earth's Mightiest Heroes: Gamma World, Part 2 (#1.13)" (2010)
Black Widow: Come back here! You can't leave me like this!
Hawkeye: Look on the bright side, Widow - your new green skin will match your eyes.

Disney Infinity: Marvel Super Heroes (2014) (VG)
Black Widow: Agent Romanoff, officially weirded out.

"Avengers Assemble: The New Guy (#2.19)" (2015)
Captain America: Your official Avengers ID card. Scott Lang, welcome to the team.
Scott Lang: Aw, thanks, Cap. Thanks, everybody.
Thor: A new member? I cannot think of a better reason for celebration and feasting.
Scott Lang: I was actually hoping someone would say that.
[enlarges a capsule to reveal a banquet]
Hulk: Ice cream cake? New guy's okay.
Hawkeye: He had his own insta-party ready to go? Ego much?
Black Widow: Since when do you complain about free food?
Hulk: [eating] Why were you not always an Avenger?

Ultimate Avengers (2006) (V)
Tony Stark: Let's start with your name.
Black Widow: Not here. In private.
Tony Stark: Is this private enough?
Black Widow: Natalia... Romanoff.
Tony Stark: As in the Black Widow?
Nick Fury: I prefer to call her my Number One.

Marvel: Ultimate Alliance (2006) (VG)
Deadpool: Black Widow, I've gotta know... Are those real?
Black Widow: I beg your pardon?
Deadpool: Ahh... Your teeth, they're just so darn shiny and straight.

Ultimate Avengers II (2006) (V)
Black Widow: [about the Chitauri mothership] Can you get through its defenses?
Iron Man: Hey, piece of cake. Except for that big cannon. Not a fan of the big cannon.