Commissioner Stanislaus Valchek
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Commissioner Stanislaus Valchek (Character)
from "The Wire" (2002)

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"The Wire: Soft Eyes (#4.2)" (2006)
Maj. Stanislaus 'Stan' Valchek: [to Herc, laughing about the oral sex incident between Mayor Royce and his secretary] What I wouldn't give to be in your shoes right now! Kid, careers have been launched on a helluva lot less. Just shut up and play dumb.

"The Wire: Collateral Damage (#2.2)" (2003)
Dep. Comm.: What's this Sobotka to you?
Maj. Stanislaus 'Stan' Valchek: He's an asshole.

"The Wire: Bad Dreams (#2.11)" (2003)
Maj. Stanislaus Valchek: Big man on the docks. You don't look so big now, do you?

"The Wire: All Due Respect (#3.2)" (2004)
Maj. Stanislaus 'Stan' Valchek: So, what's my role in your little drama?
Councilman Thomas 'Tommy' J. Carcetti: I thought you might broker a meeting, you know... help your fearless leader see the light about his new friend on the council.
Maj. Stanislaus 'Stan' Valchek: And I should tell him, what? Make nice or invest heavily in petroleum jelly?
Councilman Thomas 'Tommy' J. Carcetti: Hey. His ass, his choice.