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] Judy Benjamin
: Now I know what I've been faking all these years. Henri Tremont
: That was your first? Judy Benjamin
: And second.
: I think they sent me to the wrong place. Capt. Doreen Lewis
: Uh-huh. Judy Benjamin
: See, I did join the army, but I joined a *different* army. I joined the one with the condos and the private rooms.
: To be truthful with you, I can't sleep in a room with 20 strangers. Capt. Doreen Lewis
: Oh dear. Judy Benjamin
: And I mean look at this place. The army couldn't afford drapes? I'll be up at the crack of dawn here!
: Have you seen the bathroom? Capt. Doreen Lewis
: Do you think that the latrine... do you think that it's unsanitary? Judy Benjamin
: It's disgusting! There are *urinals* in there!
Sgt. L.C. Ross
: Everybody up! Everybody, Benjamin! Judy Benjamin
: Oh God, you can't mean me. I worked the night shift! Go check out the bathroom, it's FABULOUS.
: Has anybody ever died from basic?
Capt. Doreen Lewis
: Benjamin, you are not FIT to wear that uniform. Judy Benjamin
: No shit!
: What do you want from me? I didn't ask her to punish everybody! Do you think I like schlepping in the rain all day and all night? Pvt. Wanda Winter
: Just keep marching, Benjamin. Judy Benjamin
: My name is Judy! J-U-D-Y Judy and I'd like somebody to call me by my name! Oh, okay I took my life in my own hands, I made a mistake fine I'm sorry! I'll never do it again! I wanna wear my sandals... I wanna go out to lunch. I wanna be NORMAL again!
: Don't bad French artists have telephones?
: Daddy - Mom just fainted.
: Henri, you are a shmuck.
: Judith. Just one thing. If you can remember. What were Yale's last words? Judy Benjamin
: I'm coming.
: You did Claire's *dishes*?
: Lift your back leg. Judy Benjamin
: I don't have a back leg.
] Look what we got!
: [while she and Henri are standing at the altar
] Henri, I know this is a really awkward time to do this, but I wanna break up.
: My husband had a heart attack and died on our wedding night, while we were making love. Pvt. Mary Lou Glass
: Jesus! Benjamin! I don't get it, what do you do after a thing like that? Judy Benjamin
: Join the Army!