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: I don't even remember what it was I was mad about and I don't care. Whatever it was that you did, I forgive you. CC Bloom
: What I did? You and your lousy letters. Just to get one of them made me special even before I opened it. All your crappy stories, all your big dreams. Hillary
: I didn't know that. CC Bloom
: Well, what the hell did you know? Did you know how bad things were for me? No, because you wouldn't even open my letters. If you had even answered one, just one! Told me what a jerk I was, anything! But you didn't. You took your friendship away without even discussing it with me. So, thank you very much for forgiving me. But I don't forgive you.
: I was jealous. I was so jealous of you I couldn't see straight! You did everything you said you were going to do, everything! And your talent, this incredible talent! I can't even yodel!
: I'm not stubborn, I'm... right.
: OK, stay in. But will you at least get out of those pajamas? You've been in them for over a week! Hillary
: So what? Who the hell are you, the clothes police?
[after Marge has fainted
] CC Bloom
: Hmm. Marge, you ought to cut down on the gasoline. It's bad for the complexion. Hillary
: She could be dead. CC Bloom
: Nah. If she was dead she would've dropped the bottle.
: [the girls are dyeing their hair
] Do I look like Marilyn? I don't look a thing like Marilyn! Hillary
: Ok, well, how's mine? CC Bloom
: Hillary, it's exactly the same color! Hillary
: No! It isn't! CC Bloom
: You just spent two hours dyeing your hair exactly the same color!
: I just want to get back to my hotel, but I can't remember the name! CC Bloom
: Ritzy or Cheap? Hillary
: I guess it's Ritzy. CC Bloom
: Does it have a fountain in front, a pool inside, and a bunch of fruits in monkey suits playing violins in the lobby? Hillary
: Yes! That's it! CC Bloom
: You bet your ass it's Ritzy! It's the Marlboro Blenheim.