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[Abdul and Tariq approach a local nightclub
: All right, Tony, how ya goin' mate? Tariq Khan
: All right, Bazza? Bouncer
: Yeah, good to see ya. All right, in ya go. Tariq Khan
: Nice, mate. Bouncer
: [to Abdul
] Where do you think you're going, smiler? Tariq Khan
: This is our kid, erm... Abdul Khan
: Arthur, me name's Arthur.
: Gunga Din! Drinking the white man's brew! Fat Twat
: What are you doing here, Abdul? Abdul Khan
: It's me stag night. I'm gettin' married. Mark
: Who to? Abdul Khan
: Dunno. Me dad hasn't bothered introducing us yet.