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: You're not gonna believe this, but there's a snow cone vendor out there not wearing a bra. Amy Butlin
: Is that a violation? Larry
: No, but it makes me want to get a snow cone.
: Damn it, I am a woman. I have breasts! They may not be especially large, but they're perky, and my nipples could cut glass!
: Ms. Macechelli was dilling his pickle Jane Whitley
: Dilling his pickle? Larry
: Chucking his corn. Amy Butlin
: Chucking his corn? Larry
: Trimming his tree. Jane Whitley
: Trimming his tree? Larry
: Branching his limb. Amy Butlin
: Branching his limb? Larry
: Oh, I can do this all day.
: Butlin! Amy Butlin
: You called me in, sir? Larry
: You gotta be kiddin' me. First I lose my promotion to the pissed off crippled feller that's only been here three weeks and now you expect me, a man of my tenure, to work with a dadgum boy? Amy Butlin
: I'm Amy... Butlin. Larry
: So your parents gave you a girly name to toughen you up? I like that. Amy Butlin
: I've been, uh, very eager to be part of a collaboration ever since I graduated from the academy, I really want to get out on the field and prop... Larry
: [farts loudly, interrupts Butlin, waves his hand to make sure the fart goes away and reaches for Butlin's hand, farts again
: [to Butlin
] You ever fart so loud your back cracks?
: Oh man, I gotta get out of here. Lord Jesus and Dale Earnheardt, Jr, I'm a dadgum tickin' time bomb! Amy Butlin
: That's my partner? Seriously?
: Larry, when are you gonna inspect your own health? We can't lose you to this. Last year, 2000, we lost your Momma and Poppa to that gravy injection tragedy. I don't want to lose you in the year 2001! Larry
: It's alright honeysuckle. I will be a-okay, and then we will all be together once again, and maybe I'll install some cable. I am still doing the annual gravy injection this year, I gotta support my departed folks, you understand. Dex Phartzhorny
: Larry, bad news. President Wang has got a couple terrorists on the line. They're talking about an attack in NYC in September this year, and they need you to disguise yourself as a health inspector to get on a flight and take down the terrorist first. Larry
: Them yankees are too busy sucking on their coffees and looking at their cellphones to get serious about our freedoms, man, and I will give them terrorist taliban son's of bitches what for! Nobody messes with the U.S.A! Hey terrorists, tonight the cable is free!