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: [Audrey asks after Jenny bursts into the motel room she is in with BZ
] Aunt Jenny? What are you doing here? How did you find me? Jenny Portman
: You have ten seconds to get your things together and get in the car. Jenny Portman
: [to BZ who has just come out of the bathroom
] Stay! Ten -... Audrey Davis
: You're not my mother, if you haven't noticed! Jenny Portman
: No! But I love you very much, and I will be your worst nightmare if you don't get in that car now! Seven, six... BZ
: But we're not ready to go yet. Jenny Portman
: Oh, you're not ready? Well... Well, are you ready for this?
[Jenny who is pregnant motions to her stomach
] Jenny Portman
: I don't think so. Are you ready to be a parent? I don't think so! Jenny Portman
: [to Audrey
] Four, three... Audrey Davis
: Are you happy? You've just ruined my entire life! Jenny Portman
: Well, we'll fix it later! Two...
[back to BZ
] Jenny Portman
: You! BZ
: Chill out, Mommy. Jenny Portman
: Hey! BZ
: It's all good. Jenny Portman
: [cutting in
] Don't you talk to me like that! BZ
: It's just a prom. Jenny Portman
: [cutting in more
] You listen to me. If you ever so much as blink in her direction again, I can and will bury you so far in the ground that the heat from the earth's core will incinerate your sorry ass!
: [as she examines the new apartment
] I bet this is lead paint. Kids, no chewing on the window sills! Helen Harris
: Yeah, stick to the table legs like I taught you.
: [Being kicked by her unborn child
] Ooh, ooh! Sweetie, what did mommy say about kicking while she's having a conversation? You need to wait until she's finished. Thank you very much. Helen Harris
: Did you just boss around the unborn? Jenny Portman
: It's never too early to learn good manners.
: It's like they've never seen a dress before! Jenny Portman
: No, they've just never seen a half of a dress.
: I'd rather sleep in a field, crazy man.
: You know what they. It's not over 'til the fat lady swings.