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: Don't fix your life so that you're left alone right when you come to the middle of it.
: One shouldn't be too hard on oneself when the object of one's affection returns the favor with rather less enthusiasm than one might have hoped.
: Have you noticed that you're the only practicing heterosexual at your Thanksgiving dinner? Nina Borowski
: I haven't practiced for a while.
: Clearly, the no-talent who directed this hoped to transform the world's greatest love story into a Calvin Klein commercial. The man should be shot. Romeo & Juliet Director
: Mr. Fraser. Rodney
: Yes. Romeo & Juliet Director
: I'm the director. Rodney
[Director punches Rodney in the face