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: [during a big row
] Roman, why don't we just get out of here, come on honey. Come on girls, let's go! Roman
: Good idea.
[they go upstairs
: Well, it's the first good idea you've had since you've been here. And by the way, don't steal any of our stuff. Kate Craig
: Ha ha, what stuff is there to steal? Connie Ripley
: We got stuff!
[Kate and Roman run out of their bedroom
: What? Kate Craig
: It touched me! Roman
: It's been touching you for 12 years, you never freak! Kate Craig
: Not you!
[Kate hits Roman on the arm
] Kate Craig
: A thing. Roman
: What thing? Chet
: [Comes out of his bedroom, along with the rest of the family, and turns on the lights
] What's going on? Kate Craig
: That thing!
[Points to a bat
: Oh, it's just a little sparrow. Kate Craig
: C'mon Roman, it's got ears! Buck Ripley
[Everyone screams and runs out of the cabin
[Chet and Roman are arguing
: You've got an awful lot of nerve, Roman, a lot of nerve. Roman
: It's served me well, I'm the one with the Mercedes. Chet
: By the way, is it paid for? Roman
: Are you jealous? Chester! Chet
: Don't call me Chester! Call me that one more time and you're gonna go home with a dent in your forehead! Kate Craig
: Oh yeah, that'll be the day! Chet
: Would you like one to match his? Roman
: [raising his fists
] Hey, take it easy! You wanna go right now? Buck Ripley
: [breaking them apart
] Dad, dad, dad. No one's denting anybody. Roman
: Thanks, Bucky. Buck Ripley
: Oh, bite the big one, Uncle Roman! Connie Ripley
: Hey, don't talk to adults that way! Buck Ripley
: Why not? Roman
: Because it's rude. Connie Ripley
: Oh, blow it out your ass!
: Honey? Kate Craig
: [in the shower
] Yes? Roman
: How come Chet's kids look at him like he's Zeus and ours look at me like I'm a rack of yard tools at Sears? Why can't they connect with me? Kate Craig
: Well, maybe if you spent less time at work and more time with us, it would... Roman
: Put a cork in it honey, I'm on the phone!