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: Well why don't we harpoon Charles straight through the head, drag him back to the apartment, and hit him with a hammer until he agrees to come back? Elizabeth
: Harpoon him through the head. That won't work Fred. Fred
: Why not? How many times have you tried it?
: It takes more than a fire truck to stop Drop Dead Fred.
: I can't believe we left the party so soon. And there was so much wine to spit around the place. Elizabeth
: I got upset. Fred
: "I got upset." God, you're so stupid. You never leave a party 'til the very very end. Elizabeth
: Oh really? Fred
: Yeah really. Elizabeth
: Well what about Cinderella? Remember what happened with her? Fred
: No I don't remember what happened *with her*. I deliberately forgot all about her. She made me puke. I remember the ugly stepsisters, they were great.
: Look, you've got you now. You don't need me.
: [to Polly
] I'm not afraid of you! Fred
: Finally, the magic words!
: Maybe Mommy's right. I never do anything right. Fred
: No! You're great. She's not.
[Fred looks up a woman's dress
: No panties. No panties.
: Drown the fishes.
: [Looking up Polly's skirt
[Looks at Elizabeth and points up
: You see when something's not working right, the best thing to do is tear it apart to make it better.
: Oh no, Mickey Fart-Pants. Whoever let HIM grow up?
: Morning. So who's for snot flicking?
[after just seeing Elizabeth's mother
: Is it? It is. the mega-bitch.
: [to Elizabeth
] You got married? You mean you've been doing it like the pigeons? No! Yuck!
[Elizabeth and Charles are lying down, making out on the sofa
: Hold on, hold on that's now how the pigeons do it. You're supposed to stamp on her head and peck her
[after just meeting Elizabeth for the first time in years
: Hello, snotface. Yuck what happened to you? You're all older, you're even uglier! Look, I'm sorry but I'm going to have to be sick all over you, immediately. Lie down.
: Boo! Elizabeth
: Ahhh! Fred
: Hello, Snotface! Yuck! What happened to you? Look at you. You're all older. You're even uglier. Uch. I'm sorry. I'm gonna have to be sick all over you immediately. Lie down.
[Pushes Elizabeth down on the bed
: Hang on. Where's all the dolls? Elizabeth
] Drop Dead Fred. Fred
: Where is the dolls?
[Throws dolls at Elizabeth
: I wanna play with the-Ah hah! The dolls! Hello, Jemima. Hello, Angelec.
[Makes the dolls say 'Hello.'
: You're gonna die!
[Screams and hits Jemima's head against the door. Bites off Angelec's head. Throws dolls
: Mr. Pooh!
[Makes Mr. Pooh say 'Hello.'
: You die too!
[Makes Mr. Pooh say 'No no no.'
: Yes yes yes.
[Screams and rips Mr. Pooh's stuffing out while throwing the stuffing at Elizabeth
: [Makes Mr. Pooh scream 'No! My intestines. Not my intestines!'
[Spits on Mr. Pooh
] I must be dreaming.
: I don't love you because love is for girls and girls are disgusting
: I am a loner, a crazy wide eyed loner on a doomed mission to Venus to battle with the 3 headed mega beast but on the way I caught cornflakes disease.
: Snotface, look... INK - let's write something on the carpet... I know how 'bout "Mother SUCKS".
: [sitting between Elizabeth and Mickey
] Oh great. Now I'm stuck between two complete utter girls.
: You just put a piece of broccoli in your mouth and said, "Mm, what a lovely piece of broccoli."
: I wrote the note. Hahahahaha! Haven't got a husband! Haven't got a husband! Got a stupid hair cut!
: [while dancing in the chair in the living room with dog poo on his shoes
] Dog poo, dog poo, yucky yucky dog poo. Dog poo on the chair... all on the sides, all up there, yucky yucky smelly dog poo!
[Mickey wants to be as 'crazy' as Elizabeth, and he starts hurling pasta at couples in the resturarant
] Waiter #2
: Uh-oh! Waiter #2
] YOU DON'T THROW SPAGHETTI IN MY RESTRUARANT! Mickey Bunce
: [mimicking his Italian accent
] Ok, oka fine - YOU DO IT!
[he slaps his hands underneath the plates the waiter is holding in each hand, sending them flying across the room
: Go away Fred
: go away? why do you want me to go away? Fine! say the magic words and i'll piss off Elizabeth
: Piss off! Fred
: Ha! I lied those weren't the magic words Polly
: What did you say? Fred
: She told you to piss off
: I'm not afraid of the megabeast! Young Elizabeth
: I'm not either, when she comes in here we'll make her eat up all this mud! Fred
: Yeah... and then we'll cut her head off... Young Elizabeth
: with scissors... Fred
: Yeah... and then we'll make her eat it Young Elizabeth
: ...make her eat her own head... with what? Fred
: Oh yeah, well I'll eat her head then. Young Elizabeth
: And I'll eat the rest of her! Fred
: Yeah! And then we'll get up and poo her all over the table cause we're not afraid of anything Fred
, Young Elizabeth
: yeah, yeah YEAH!
: [pulls Elizabeth towards the stairs
] Come on! Elizabeth
: Where are we going? Fred
[slides down the bannister
[he slaps straight into the newel post at the bottom
: [in pain
] Ahhh! Oooooh! WHO PUT THAT THERE?
: [sitting inside the refrigerator
: Snotface, he's the wrong man for you. Elizabeth
: I don't want to hear it Fred
: You're not happy.
[Elizabeth closes the fridge door
: Yes I am. Fred
: [crawling from underneath a counter
] Well, if you're so happy, then why I am still here, hmm? Elizabeth
: I can fix that.
[she pulls out the pills
: Oh no, don't do that. No, please, don't do that. Do-
[Elizabeth takes the pill, he dubs over in pain. While grinding pepper, Elizabeth sneezes and sends Fred bouncing against the walls
: [comes home to find his daughter Natalie, covered with chocolate. He kneels next to her
] Natalie, what happened? Natalie Bunce
: We wanted some chocolate! It's yummy, do you want some?
[offers Mickey her hand to lick
] Mickey Bunce
] No, I don't want any. Ms. Fuzzock
: This young lady has made quite a mess in the kitchen, and she expects me to believe that some pretend friend did it. Natalie Bunce
: He's not pretend! He's drop dead Fred! Elizabeth
: [kneels down to speak to Natalie
] What did you say? Fred
: [appearing from behind a tree
] She said I'm not pretend. What are you deaf? Mickey Bunce
: Natalie, come on, what really happened? Natalie Bunce
: I'm telling you the truth! Don't you believe me? Elizabeth
: I believe you. Next time you see that drop dead Fred. You give him my love.
: Just kiss me, and say Drop Dead Fred... now
[Fred appears in front of a mirror
: Boo! Elizabeth
: Aaah! Fred
] Shit yourself? Elizabeth
: I thought you were dead. Fred
: Hey, it takes more than a fire truck to stop Drop Dead Fred.
[Fred sees Elizabeth and Charles
: Ugh! What does that taste like?
[Elizabeth elbows him in the gut
[forces Elizabeth into her room
: Good night, flake! Fred
: Yeah, well, we're not scared of you, fatso!
[the door locks