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: You have a kid? William
: Yeah? Maria
: Chico or chica? William
: Chico. Maria
: I bet he's special. William
: He *is* special. Maria
: Everybody's children are so special. It makes you wonder where all the ordinary grown-ups come from.
: I always wondered why the coyote didn't just go out and buy a Road Runner. He had enough money to buy rocket-powered roller-skates so he had money to buy a Road Runner.
: There is no freckles pornography. William
: Well, there is "Anne of Green Gables". Wole
: I consider "Anne of Green Gables" to be an erotic masterpiece.
: Tell me something about yourself.
: Damn, I'm all out of bibles.
: Why is she in here? And please, do not use the word finger at any point in your answer.
: [having trouble with ticketing
] What am I going to do, piss out the window at 60,000 feet? Check In
: I wouldn't know enough about your character to say, sir.
: I shouldn't be in Shanghai, I should be in Seattle.
: Lo siento. Maria
: "Lo siento... Lo siento." You say that too much.