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: You know that song "Pocketful of Dreams"? Band Member
: Down here we call it "Pocketful of Ass".
: Hey grabby hands, step away from the sister.
: Just keep an eye on her man. 'Cause some of those theatre guys, they have a reputation of being kinda... Dennis Wallace
: Gay? Felix Woods
: See, now that's what they want you to think.
: Hey, hey, hey, what's going on here? Kelly
: Don't worry Felix I'm handling it. Felix
: No, you're being handled by leather pants over here, there's a difference.
[Berke and Felix talking on phone
: So whatcha doin? Felix
: Nothing, just watching Chester screw the rubber tree. Berke
: What, is that some kind of expression? Felix
: No, we're babysitting my aunt's dog for the weekend, it's some... kind of... hormonal imbalance...?
: [talking about Berke's ex-girlfriend
] Who marries their high school girlfriend, anyway? Felix
: And don't say Macaulay Culkin.