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: Why does he have to do the Roots thing? Aren't we good enough parents?
: [hearing the name Schlicting on the phone
] The Shit Kings?
: This woman strikes me as being very dangerous.
: I'm..uh..abrasive, pushy, defensive...my husband is...uh...food-phobic, passive-aggressive...eh?...c'mon!
: Bobby, take these forms back to the office, these release forms and get these nice people their car keys. This is all over here. This is a Federal agent here, and he just told me the whole story about the Shlytings. Mr. Coplin
: Schlitinooks. Sheriff
: Shitkings. Mrs. Coplin
: No, Schlichtings Sheriff
: Well, anyway, it's clear that we have the wrong people here. Mel
: That's what I've been trying to tell this guy for the last half hour. Mrs. Coplin
: Thank God for this Federal agent. And by the way, w-w-why are you not wearing pants? Agent Paul
: I had an experience, that's why. Mrs. Coplin
: What do you mean? Agent Paul
: I resisted at first, and then it evolved and it continues to evolve for me. Mrs. Coplin
: I don't know what the hell he's talking about, but I got some jewelery somewhere, if you please.
: I told you to watch out for that car! Mr. Coplin
: He was in my blind-spot. Mrs. Coplin
: You could fit the whole state of Wisconsin in your blind-spot.