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[Mad Dog is in a happy mood and singing
: What, you got laid last night? Mad Dog
: I don't get laid, I make love.
: Chivas and milk... I never forget a neck!
: I'll be right back.
[goes to get some twinkies, for a colleague
: You're killin' him, Mad Dog... Get him some Melba toast.
: Slip your piece under the towel. Andrew
: I got no beef with you. Mike
: Are you sweet? Is that your problem? Andrew
: Come on, I'm on the job. Mike
: You ain't on my fuckin' job.
: It's the first time I pulled out my gin in 15 years. I pissed on myself. Mike
: You know why? Because you're a sensitive, intelligent indivdual. Mad Dog
: You ever piss on yourself? Mike
: Look, I would'a walked in there and drilled the red-eyed little bastard, and that's just the way I am. On the other hand, if I ever had an intelligent thought, I would die a lonely guy. It all evens out, you know what I mean? Mike
: Look, if that ever happens again, the best thing is to have sex.