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Robert Barone (Character)
from "Everybody Loves Raymond" (1996)
- "Everybody Loves Raymond"
... aka "Raymond" - USA (promotional abbreviation)
- The Finale (2005) TV episode, Played by Brad Garrett
- Pat's Secret (2005) TV episode, Played by Brad Garrett
- The Power of No (2005) TV episode, Played by Brad Garrett
- Sister-In-Law (2005) TV episode, Played by Brad Garrett
- Tasteless Frank (2005) TV episode, Played by Brad Garrett
- "The King of Queens"
- Road Rayge (1998) TV episode, Played by Brad Garrett
Jerry Musso: Look what do you want from me?
Ray Barone: So it's true? You *do* hate me?
Ray Barone: Well hey I mean it's no big deal. I just want to know why.
Jerry Musso: All right. You have to push it. Okay. Well there's just something about you. I've read your column, I've heard you speak, I look at you and I go, "I just don't get it". I guess you don't have to be smart to have a career in this business. Now if you know me you know I have pretty high standards and a very low threshhold for dumb. Now look I didn't want to say it. I was trying to be nice but you wouldn't let it go so why don't you go have a shrimp puff and leave me alone okay?
[Ray is hurt. Robert, who has been watching slowly walks up to Jerry]
Robert Barone: Hold it right there you little twerp.
Jerry Musso: Who are you?
Robert Barone: Who am I? I'm someone who can crush you into a fine powder. That's who I am. Now, Ray Barone has more talent in the weird pimple on his neck that won't go away then you have in your entire body you oily, two-faced hack. You only wish you could be Ray Barone because you will never come close to him as a writer, as a father, as a friend, or as a person.
[Robert takes the napkin he used to spit out food and places it in Jerry's front pocket]
Ray Barone: Come on Raymond.
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