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: Those bastards are trying to kill me. 1st Lt. Milo Minderbinder
: No one is trying to kill you sweetheart. Now eat your dessert like a good boy. Yossarian
: Oh yeah? Then why are they shooting at me Milo? Dobbs
: They're shooting at everyone Yossarian. Yossarian
: And what difference does that make? Dobbs
: Look Yossarian, suppose, I mean just suppose everyone thought the same way you do. Yossarian
: Then I'd be a damn fool to think any different.
: [Over the radio
] Help him! Help him! Yossarian
: Help who? Dobbs
: Help the bombardier! Yossarian
: I'm the bombardier, I'm all right. Dobbs
: Then help HIM, help HIM!
: If he raises the number of missions again, I swear to God, I'll help you kill him. Dobbs
: Really? Yossarian
: I swear. Dobbs
: Well, that's very reasonable of you.