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[to his genitals
: I'm going to hurt you tonight!
: I fuck and fuck and can't get relief.
: I love the smell of bridesmaids in the morning.
: Oh If I get married it's going to be a cosmetics counter girl. Michael
: Why a cosmetics counter girl? Kyle
: It's the perfect woman, man. You know they're always going to smell good and wear makeup, plus, they're not too ambitious so they'll make a good wife AND they're not going to be one of those damn feminist bitches that keep their own last name when you marry them. Steve
: Like my mom? Kyle
: Yeah, exactly.
: [after surgery to remove his testicle
] Mike, I want my ball. Michael
: Kyle, I understand that but look on the bright side, you still have one healthy one. Kyle
: You don't understand, I want it! I want to take it home with me. The nurses said I can't do that. Michael
: It's not a tooth, Kyle. Kyle
: It belongs to me! I miss it. Please get my nut.
: Cherry, come here! Come here, Cherry. Hey, sit down. This is MichaeI. And she's a student. Cherry
: Right now I'm concentrating on my actressing.
: This is fantastic, you're like a big bad dominatrix and everything. I can't wait to get to this. Come on show me what you've got. Jill
: I don't know. I think something's missing.