From Mister Roberts
You pretend you want me to improve your mind. You've never finished one book I've given you to read.
I've finished "God's Little Acre," Doug boy!
I didn't give you that. He's been reading "God's Little Acre" for over a year now. He's underlined every erotic passage and added exclamation points. And after a certain pornographic climax, he's inserted the words "well written."