From The Guru
[walks into the apartment, and Sanjay and Vijay are watching a porno with Sharonna in it
] What are you watching?
[makes a sex motion
] M-M-M-M-My Sharonna. Mmm, Mmm, Mmm, Mmm, Mmm.
YOU BASTARDS! TURN IT OFF!
[jumps on Sanjay
You've never seen Good Will Hunting?
We also have Star Wars, Episode 69.