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: Yeah, Pete told me if I ever hurt you; that he would tear me to pieces with his bare hands or with his rhetoric. Rosalee
: Pete told you if you hurt me, he would tear you to pieces with his bare hands or with his rhetoric? That is so... adorable.
: [to Rosalee
] What happened here tonight was a force of nature. Two people set out to be friends, but nature would have none of it. Nature wanted them to be more and nature's going to want that tomorrow.
: Give me a break, I just lost my wife and my goat.
: Your standing films will time and test themselves. Tad
] Thank you.
: Do you guys have any suites? Hotel Clerk
: Sure we got sweets. We got some lollies down here by the register, if you wanna pop on by and get yourself a lolly.
: Well this barn sits on what they call the South 40. Yep. I'm not sure exactly how many acres that is... but... uh... I'm gonna guess that's a lot... Pete
: Yeah... I'm gonna guess 40. Tad
: Hmmmm... oh yeah...
: [attempting to teach Tad how to chop wood with an ax
] Ok... So... The trick is to take a full swing so as to as to split the log in one swift...
[Tad removes his shirt and reveals a muscular chest
: stroke... Okay...
[Peter removes his shirt to reveal a skinny chicken chest
: Yeah... Let's do this... Hey... so uh... you work out? Tad
: [shakes his head
] Nah. Pete
: Yeah me neither, I know... it's like...
: me neither... Okay, uhh... so basically one, swift, stroke.
[swings ax and gets it caught in the wood
: Ok... and sometimes you just... ya know... basically get a bad piece of wood... Basically...
[Tad chops wood with an ax all the way through
: And you know sometimes you don't... That's... that's uh... good... beginners luck... ya know... first time...
[Tad chops another piece of wood while Pete still struggles with the ax caught in his first piece
: Ah! And the luck continues... that's great... Good for you man... Tad
: Pete, did you ever see the movie I did called "The Man Named Jackson"? Pete
: If it came out Tad... then I saw it...
[Tad comes over to help Pete with the ax
: You know what... yeah, I think that the ax is actually broken...
[Tad pulls the ax out of the wood easily
: Yeah huh... that's great...
[Tad slaps Pete easily on his chicken chest
: I'm telling you, she is more of a treasure than you could possibly know. She is not just some wholesome, small town girl, some like, good for you breath of fresh air. Tad, she is a wonderful person with a huge heart. And the kind of beauty that a guy only sees once, you know? Once! So Tad, if there is even a chance that you could break her heart, please, just for her sake, walk away man. Tad
: I could never break Rosalee's heart, ok? Pete
: Good. Because if you do I swear to God I will tear you to pieces with my bare hands. Or vicious rhetoric. Tad
: You're a good guy Pete. Pete
: Well yes. Apparently not good enough.
: Do you think it's possible to love someone your whole life and never really realize it until something happens that makes you see? Tad
: [looking puzzled but amazed
] What's that from? Rosalee
: It's not from anything, I'm just saying it to you.