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Quotes for
Mike Swale (Character)
from The Last Seduction (1994)

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The Last Seduction (1994)
Mike Swale: I'm starting to feel like a...
Bridget Gregory: Sex object?

Bridget Gregory: Could you leave? Please?
Mike Swale: I haven't finished charming you yet.
Bridget Gregory: You haven't started.
Mike Swale: Gimme a chance.
Bridget Gregory: Look, go find yourself a nice little cowgirl and make nice little cowbabies and leave me alone.
Mike Swale: I'm hung like a horse. Think about it.
[pause]
Bridget Gregory: Let's see.
Mike Swale: Excuse me?
Bridget Gregory: Mr. Ed, let's see.
Mike Swale: Look, I tried to be nice. I can see that's something you're not...
Bridget Gregory: No, I'm trying. I can be very nice when I try. Sit down.
Mike Swale: OK, maybe we just got off to a bad start. I know plenty of people -
[Bridget unzips his fly]
Mike Swale: What are you doing?
Bridget Gregory: I believe what we're looking for is a certain horse-like quality?

Mike Swale: I'm trying to figure out whether you're a total fucking bitch or not.
Bridget Gregory: I am a total fucking bitch.

Bridget Gregory: You're my designated fuck.
Mike Swale: Designated fuck? Do they make cards for that? What if I want to be more than your designated fuck?
Bridget Gregory: Then I'll designate someone else.

Mike Swale: Grow up.
Chris: What? Did you leave your dick in Buffalo?
Mike Swale: Chris, these women are anchors.
Chris: Here he goes again.
Mike Swale: How many guys in this bar have felt her up?
Chris: All of them.
Mike Swale: Right. And how many have gone home with her, how many guys have slept with her?
Chris: None, including yourself.
Mike Swale: Right, I rest my case.
Chris: Don't rest it too long, 'cause I promise you it will fall off.

Mike Swale: Maybe it's my quaint small town morals, but I don't do murder.