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: [In a pouring rainstorm
] That's it. I'm going outside to get the luggage! Sheryl Rockmore
: [as he goes
] Roger-what are you... no! Get BACK IN HERE! Get... Roger Rockmore
: [Roger is struck by lightning
] Sheryl Rockmore
: ROGER! GET IN THE CAR! GET BACK IN THE CAR! Roger Rockmore
: COME ON! WHAT ARE THE CHANCES OF BEING STRUCK BY LIGHTNING TWICE?
[Is hit with more lightning
: Kenan, this trip means a lot to your father. I can't remember the last time I saw him so happy. Roger Rockmore
: [Comes in and sees bags
] More bags? This is ridiculous! This is gonna be the worst trip of my life! Kenan Rockmore
: Yeah, he sure seems real happy.
: Do I look like a mechanic? Kel Kimble
: Well, is a mechanic big, bald, and acrimonious? Roger Rockmore
: Will you be quiet? Kel Kimble
: Okay, I was standing right here, and he was standing, over there. Roger Rockmore
: Well maybe he had to get back to his castle, or slay a dragon! Kenan Rockmore
: Daddy I'm telling the truth! Kel Kimble
: I believe you, Kenan, even if you are lying.
: Now, son, you know you can talk to your father about anything. What's wrong? Kenan
: Well, a witch cast a bad luck spell on me and then she gave Kel some kind of a love potion and now he thinks he's in love with her. Roger Rockmore
: Uh... Talk to your mother. Sheryl Rockmore
: Did I hear you correctly. Did you say a witch? Kenan
: Yeah, and I know it sounds strange but she was scratching and she's got a green tongue and she smells like fire! Kel Kimble
: And she's cute! Kenan
: Quiet, Kel! Kel thinks he's in love with her! Look at him! Sheryl Rockmore
: Now Kenan, there's no such thing as witches. And did you ever think that maybe Kel really could be in love? Kenan
: Please! He's just a boy! Roger Rockmore
: Maybe she is a witch! Sheryl Rockmore
: Roger! Roger Rockmore
: Well, she wants Kel to like her. There must be something wrong with her! Kel Kimble
: Yeah! Huh?
: Maybe she IS a witch. Sheryl Rockmore
: Roger! Roger Rockmore
: Well she wants Kel to like her, there must be SOMETHING wrong with her.
: Kenan! Kenan
: Pop! Roger Rockmore
: What in the world is going on here? And what is Kyra doing here? Sheryl Rockmore
: And boy where in the world are your pants?
: Cheryl, I'll see you later! Sheryl Rockmore
: Roger, where are you going? Roger Rockmore
: AFTER KEL!
[jumps out of window
: [after Kenan gets his IQ test results
] I got a 3. Roger Rockmore
: You got a 3? Kenan Rockmore
: Yes! A 3! Sheryl Rockmore
: A 3? Kenan Rockmore
: Yes! You know, More than 2, less than 4! Kel Kimble
: 3 is less than a *lot* of numbers!
: [Noticing a pilot has parachuted out of a plane thanks to Kenan and Kel's Intervention
] He Jumped out? Why? Where'd the Plane go? Kenan Rockmore
, Kel Kimble
: [after Kenan's scheme for his fake parents to meet his principal backfires
] Who are all of you? William Buckman III
: Er, uh... we're the Rockmores! Sheryl Rockmore
: *We're* The Rockmores. Principal Dimly
: I'm confused. Kel Kimble
: I'm outta here. Kel Kimble
: [tries to run but is grabbed by Roger
] Uh! Kenan Rockmore
: [starts to cry
] I'm in trouble.
[hides behind door