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: You shouldn't have done that, Ann.
: You must admit, you brought this on yourself.
: Hey, Beavis. Peter
: Hey, Butt-Head.
: You can see it in the movie right? Peter
: Of course. Paul
: Well then she's as real as reality because you can see it too. Right? Peter
: Bullshit. Paul
: So, what do you want to do? You want to call someone? An ambulance, or the police? I won't stop you. Neither will Tom. Right, Tom? Well, what are you waiting for?
: Okay, let's play another game. It's a guessing game.
[Paul takes out a golf ball
: What is this?
[Paul drops the ball on the floor
: [to George
] Sir? George
: It's a golf ball. Paul
: Correct! It's a *golf* ball... But why do I have it in my pocket? Hm? The lady knows why. Because... Well?
[Paul, exasperated, turns to Peter
: Well? Peter
: Because you didn't hit it. Paul
: Correct! Because I didn't hit it! And *why* didn't I hit it? Peter
: Because something stopped you. Paul
: Correct. Because I had to test the club in another way. Anna
: [realizing what has happened
] Where is he?
: You know, if you'd let Peter help you, it would hurt less. Peter
: I'm happy to help, really, I just don't want to impose.
: Okay, we bet- what time is it? Peter
: 8:40. Paul
: That in, let's say, 12 hours all three of you are gonna be kaput. Okay? Anna
: What? Paul
: You bet that you'll be alive tomorrow at 9 o'clock and we bet that you'll be dead. Okay? Peter
: They don't want to bet. Paul
: Well it's not an option. There has to be a bet.
[turns toward camera, breaks fourth wall, addressing the audience
: I mean, what do you think? You think they stand a chance? Well, you're on their side, aren't you? Who are you betting on, hmm? Peter
: But, wait, what kind of bet is this? If they're dead, they can't live up to their side. If they win, they can't live either. Paul
: Yes, they'll lose either way. That's what I'm saying.
: So much stress for politeness' sake.
: Whether by knife or whether by gun, losing your life can sometimes be fun.
: Ann sent me over 'cause some guests dropped by, and she was wondering if you could help her out with some eggs. Betsy
: Well I guess so. Paul
: It's okay? Betsy
: Yeah, come on in. Just wait a second.
: You have to admit, Ann... I'm being very generous here. You can prove to your pussy husband how much you love him.
: We're not up to feature film length yet.
: [talking to the viewers, breaking the fourth wall
] You're on their side, aren't you? So, who will you bet with?
: Why are you doing this to us? Paul
: Why not?
: A, B, BOO, and out go you. You're not leaving at this stage. First you have to say your age.
: ...whether by knife or whether by gun, losing your life can sometimes be fun.