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Haley James Scott (Character)
from "One Tree Hill" (2003)

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"One Tree Hill: Don't Dream It's Over (#5.6)" (2008)
Haley James Scott: [holding a shot] I guess one shot won't kill us, huh!
[disgustingly, after everyone drinks their shots]
Haley James Scott: Maybe it will. Brooke, what was that?
Brooke Davis: I wanted something that would remind everyone of me... so... they mixed their most popular liqueur with their sweetest...
[contented]
Brooke Davis: The bartender did name it a 'Brooke Davis'.

Haley James Scott: [surprisingly, to Nathan] Water?
Nathan Scott: I wasn't even planning on drinking until Brooke forced her... 'self' on us.

Mia: [worrying about her performance] What if I fail?
Haley James Scott: Well, people fail sometimes. Look at Peyton!
Peyton Sawyer: Hey!

Haley James Scott: [approaching Nathan] Hey! I'm sorry I haven't been around. Mia's performing tonight and she's really nervous. How have you been?
Nathan Scott: I realized how boring bars can be without alcohol.
Haley James Scott: Yeah, tell me about it!
Brooke Davis: [approaching Nathan and Haley] Tric needs to establish a 'No Mom' rule.
Haley James Scott: I'm a mom!
Brooke Davis: You don't count. You got married and pregnant before you graduated high-school. You'll be safely locked in a home by the time you got 35.
Haley James Scott: Good talking to you Brooke!
[to Nathan]
Haley James Scott: I gotta get backstage, I'll see you in a bit. Bye.
Nathan Scott: Bye.
[Brooke walking away]
Nathan Scott: Well, it's good talking to both of you...

Mia: [to Peyton and Haley] What is the first line of my song?
Haley James Scott: Didn't you write it?
Mia: So not the point right now.

Peyton Sawyer: [to Haley, asking about Mia] Okay, she's almost on. How's she doing?
Haley James Scott: Umm, I think she'll be OK as long as the only lyrics to her song are 'Why is Jason here? Why is Jason here?'
Mia: Why is Jason here?
Peyton Sawyer: Because I invited him.
Mia: I'm sorry, you what?
Peyton Sawyer: Mia, most people dream of the chance to stand up to the person that's kept them down. This is yours.
Mia: Someone just tell me the first line of my song, please.
Haley James Scott: Um, it's 'I never fear the unexpected'.

Mia: [referring to Victoria] Um, that person creeps me out.
Haley James Scott: Yeah, okay, now listen, me too, you're gonna do great, you're fine, just want you to play her like a few bars of 'No Good' and that will make her happy, okay?
Mia: Right, like that thing will ever be happy.

Haley James Scott: [referring to Mia] She's really nervous.
Lindsey: Can you blame her? It's like she's playing a private concert for Satan's wife!


"One Tree Hill: Every Night Is Another Story (#1.6)" (2003)
Brooke: What's your name?
Haley James: Haley.
Brooke: Yea, I don't like that name. Lets call you... Brooke!
Brooke: [later]
[the car runs out of gas]
Brooke: [beeping to signal that there isn't gas] I hear birds.
Peyton: Unbelievable! Brooke, did you not think to put gas in the car?
[Brooke says nothing]
Brooke: [to Haley, who she calls Brooke] Answer the question Brooke!

Peyton: What are you still doing here?
Haley James: [sarcastically] I'm thinking of transferring... what's you're excuse?
Peyton: Brooke... she's been in there forever.
Brooke: [High on pain killers] Peyton!
[stumbles over to Peyton]
Brooke: This is my best friend in the whole wide world, don't you think she's pretty?
Peyton: What the hell is this?
College Guy: She found some pills... on the floor, just let her sleep it off and she'll be fine, I should probably go.
Brooke: Call me!
[Brooke trips and Haley catches her]
Brooke: Hey what's your name?
Haley James: HALEY...
Brooke: Yeah I don't like that name, let's call you Brooke...
[Haley puts Brooke in the backseat]
Peyton: Thanks... so where are you going now?
Haley James: I was gonna catch the last bus out.
Peyton: It just left...
Brooke: That's perfect! Brooke you can come with us!
[Peyton looks at Haley strangely]
Haley James: Yeah she named me Brooke...
Brooke: Can she come? Please Peyton?
Peyton: Fine, but don't touch the stereo or else we're gonna have a problem!
Brooke: [singing and shaking her pom-poms] We're goin' on a road trip, we're goin' on a road trip...

[the low fuel light comes on]
Peyton: Oh, my God... Brooke, didn't you think to put gas in the car?
[Brooke looks at Haley]
Brooke: Answer the question, Brooke!
Haley James: [gets out of the car] Hey, Peyton, pop the trunk.
Brooke: Peyton, don't listen to her! It might be a trick!
[Peyton pops the trunk anyway]
Haley James: [pulls out a gas can] Great... it's empty! I saw a gas station about a mile down the road, if I'm not back in an hour, tell my mom I loved her.
Brooke: Don't you mean Nathan?
Peyton: I'll go with you.
Peyton: What about me?
[Peyton locks the doors]
Brooke: Peyton... come back! Someone might come...
Haley James: You did remember to crack a window didn't you?
[Peyton and Haley laugh]
Brooke: Come on, you guys, I'm scared!

Brooke: What's your name?
Haley James: Haley.
Brooke: I don't like that name. How 'bout we call you Brooke?
[later] [the car runs out of gas]
Peyton: Brooke, didn't it ever occur to you, to put more gas in the car?
[Brooke says nothing]
Brooke: [to Hailey, who she calls Brooke] What are you gonna say, Brooke?

Brooke: Where the hell are we?
Haley James: Miles from normal.

Haley James: Hey, stranger.
Lucas Scott: Hm, no stranger than you.

Nathan: Coming to the game tonight?
Haley James: Um... I don't know...
Nathan: You should come. We always beat the crap out the Pickerington Hicks.
Haley James: They're called the Hicks?
Nathan: No. But they should be.

'Mouth' McFadden: Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, from the stinks of Pickerington where the pirates always suck and the livestock is nervous. I'm Mouth McFadden and sitting with me at tonight's game is Haley James. Haley, how do you see tonight's match up?
Haley James: I'd rather not be associated with your lunacy, Mouth.


"One Tree Hill: Just Watch the Fireworks (#3.15)" (2006)
Haley James Scott: Just promise me this time, you'll be here when I get back.

Haley James: What'd you say to Hooter girl when she made her topless debut?
Lucas 'Luke' Scott: I told her she looked beautiful.

Haley James Scott: What'd you say to Hooter girl when she made her topless debut?
Lucas Eugene Scott: I told her she looked beautiful.

Lucas Eugene Scott: Great, it's gone global.
Haley James Scott: Yeah, at least now the whole world knows all the nice things you said about me to go along all the crappy things Nathan said about me.

Nathan Scott: Listen, about the time capsule...
Haley James Scott: Ah, you looked beautiful. Sorry, umm... I guess you should have been there. Okay, listen I just wanted to apologize for avoiding you, avoiding this, I really just don't wanna ruin how we've been lately with these wonderful nights.
Nathan Scott: I know and look I'm sorry about what I said on the stupid time capsule. You weren't supposed to hear that. I mean, "this" you weren't supposed to hear that now when things are going so good with us, you know?

Nathan Scott: Haley?
Haley James Scott: [sitting under the table] Oh hey, under here.
Nathan Scott: What the hell are you doing?
Haley James Scott: You know, just hanging out under the vanity. Singing the Finale to Les Miserable. Right before the first time I had to play the tour, I got really nervous, so I ending up hiding under a desk and I just sang that song over and over again . It was kinda the only thing that would calm me down. So, What you dont have any pregame rituals?
Nathan Scott: No. What are you worried about? I mean, you got the home court advantage. You played infront of this many people before.
Haley James Scott: I know. I'm not worried about playing in front of hundreds of people, that I can do in my sleep. Im scared of playing in front of one in particular. This is my first time playing out since the tour and its my first time playing since you and I have been us again. And I saw yout time capsule and I just got scared.
Nathan Scott: Of what?
Haley James Scott: Loving it again, of you seeing me love it again. I just, I'm afraid your going to think that it somehow means that I love you less.

Nathan Scott: Don't be afraid to love it, Haley. Alright?
[slaps her a$$]
Haley James Scott: Hey!
Nathan Scott: Sorry! Pre-game ritual.
Haley James Scott: Yeah, I'll bet


"One Tree Hill: The Places You Have Come to Fear the Most (#1.2)" (2003)
Haley James: Did you ever pick out your porn name?
Lucas 'Luke' Scott: What are you talking about?
Haley James: Your porn name. Um, you know. You take the name of your first pet and your mother's maiden name, you put them together. What was the name of your first pet?
Lucas 'Luke' Scott: You know that. I had a dog named Rocket.
Haley James: Oh, Rocket. I loved Rocket. So, your mother's maiden name is Roe. Rocket Roe. Nice.
Lucas 'Luke' Scott: What's yours?
Haley James: Oh, I had a bunny named Bunny.
Lucas 'Luke' Scott: You named the bunny Bunny.
Haley James: Yes, I did. And my mother's maiden name is Beaugard. So...
Lucas 'Luke' Scott: Bunny Beaugard.
Haley James: Bunny Beaugard. Dawson's Freaks, starring Rocket Roe and Bunny Beaugard.
Lucas 'Luke' Scott: Nice.
Haley James: Shut Up.

Haley James: Did you ever figure out your porn name?
Lucas: What are you talking about?
Haley James: Your porn name. Uhm, you know, you take the name of your first pet and your mother's maiden name and you put them together... What was the name of your first pet?
Lucas: You know, I have a dog named Rocket.
Haley James: Oh, Rocket! I loved Rocket! So your mother's maiden name is Roe... Rocket Roe!
[laughs]
Haley James: Nice!
Lucas: [laughs] What's yours?
Haley James: Oh, I had a bunny named Bunny.
Lucas: You named the bunny "Bunny"?
Haley James: Yes, I did and my mother's maiden name is Beaugard so...
Lucas: Bunny Beaugard?
Haley James: Bunny Beaugard... Dawson's Creek starring Rocket Roe and Bunny Beaugard.
[laughs]
Haley James: [Lucas interrupts to say "Nice"]
Haley James: Shut up!
[laughs]

Haley James: Any side effects?
Lucas 'Luke' Scott: From what?
Haley James: Your amnesia.
Lucas 'Luke' Scott: What are you talking about?
Haley James: I'm talking about, you must have gotten amnesia because I know you would have mentioned that you got into a fight today. Are you okay Luke?
Lucas 'Luke' Scott: Yeah. You ever wake up from a really good dream, and try to get back to sleep? Or you got the flu, and you promise yourself you will appreciate normal so much more, if you can just get back to it? That's the way I feel. I just want things to go back to the way they were.
Haley James: With basketball?
Lucas 'Luke' Scott: With everything.

Keith Scott: Karen. Ready to go?
Karen Roe: Oh, I'm not going. I decided to stay open. I could use the business.
Keith Scott: You talk to Luke about this?
Karen Roe: No, but he'll understand.
Keith Scott: Karen...
Haley James: She doesn't want to go. She doesn't want to see her high school sweetheart slash your brother Dan slash the jerk who abandoned Lucas slash the father of Nathan, the team's star player slash my wrists if I hear this story again. Let's go.
Keith Scott: I think you're making a mistake.

Haley James: Did you ever pick out your porn name?
Lucas 'Luke' Scott: What are you talking about?
Haley James: Your porn name. Um, you know. You take the name of your first pet and your mother's maiden name, you put them together. What was the name of your first pet?
Lucas 'Luke' Scott: You know that. I had a dog named Rocket.
Haley James: Oh, Rocket. I loved Rocket. So, your mother's maiden name is Rowe. Rocket Rowe. Nice.
Lucas 'Luke' Scott: What's yours?
Haley James: Oh, I had a bunny named Bunny.
Lucas 'Luke' Scott: You named the bunny Bunny.
Haley James: Yes, I did. And my mother's maiden name is Beaugard. So...
Lucas 'Luke' Scott: Bunny Beaugard.
Haley James: Bunny Beaugard. Dawson's Freaks, starring Rocket Rowe and Bunny Beaugard.
Lucas 'Luke' Scott: Nice.
Haley James: Shut Up.


"One Tree Hill: Pilot (#1.1)" (2003)
Haley James: But you and your mom worry too damn much.

Haley James: [Small flock of birds just flew at her] Damn! What is up? I was attacked by a flock of crows last week! I'm totally serious!
Lucas 'Luke' Scott: By the way, it's a murder.
Haley James: What?
Lucas 'Luke' Scott: More than one crow is a murder.
Haley James: I don't know what the hell you're talking about.
Lucas 'Luke' Scott: A parliament of owls, an exaltation of larks... a murder of crows.
Haley James: I think that is why people think you're weird, right there.
Lucas 'Luke' Scott: I would like to show him sometimes, what a mistake he's made.
Haley James: Dan?
Lucas 'Luke' Scott: Mostly for Mom... and sometimes for me.
Haley James: So Luke, what are ravens? I mean, you know, more than one?
Lucas 'Luke' Scott: An unkindness.

Haley James: The magazine pages are sticky again, little perv. Hey, Lucas! Have you been reading this?
Lucas 'Luke' Scott: I don't know, Haley. Is that the "Why do I hang out with these people?" issue, because your on the cover of that, right?
Haley James: Actually it's the "My best friend is an idiot" issue, and there you are.

Haley James: "Good" is relative, considering a third of the world is starving, which does not change the fact that I am clumsy as hell. Did I tell you that i fell down today? Yeah, slipped off the curb, face down, butt in the air. Too graphic? Sorry. I'll just be quiet.

Karen Roe: So, I got something for you, Lucas.
Haley James: Actually, I found it. Not that I was looking for something specifically, which implies some hideous sort of "Joey loves Dawson" scenario and completely creep me out, but, you know, we saw it, and... Well, give him the book!
[Lucas open up the gift]
Lucas 'Luke' Scott: Wow. "Julius Caesar."
Karen Roe: "There's a tide in the affairs of men", or something like that.
Lucas 'Luke' Scott: Nice. Thank you, guys. Thank you very much.
Haley James: Whatever. That's what you're into.


"One Tree Hill: It Gets Worse at Night (#4.17)" (2007)
Lucas Scott: That doesn't change the fact that we haven't seen a single car pass by since we've stopped.
Brooke Davis: Uh...
Lucas Scott: Until now.
[sees the bus coming]
Nathan Scott: That's a bus.
Brooke Davis: No, that's a tour bus.
Peyton Sawyer: Oh, please be The Foo Fighters!
Skills: Please be Kanye!
Chris Keller: [gets off the bus] Well, well.
Haley James Scott: Stupid Elvis Sandwhich!

Chris Keller: Haley can sleep in my bed... although you're looking a little plump Hails...
[Brooke, Peyton and Haley glare at him]
Chris Keller: ... Tch... what the hell, I've had bigger chunk in my bunk.
[Chris grins at Nathan]
Haley James Scott: [almost Crying] I'm pregnant you idiot.
Chris Keller: [grin fades] Oh...
[looks to Nathan and puts his hands up]
Chris Keller: Dude totally not mine.
[Brooke and Peyton glare at Chris]

Haley James Scott: Okay, Brooke, freshman year. Lance Bass? Really?
Brooke Davis: He was cute, okay?
Nathan Scott: I'm not sure I'd go there, Hales. Check this out. "Luke, stay cool forever! Haley."
Haley James Scott: So, what's wrong with that?
Lucas Scott: You think that's bad? Check this out. Peyton wrote to me in my sophomore yearbook... "Peyton Sawyer".

Haley James Scott: Okay, how about this one? "Lucas, you know you want me! Taylor James."
Lucas Scott: I wonder what she wrote in Nathan's yearbook.


"One Tree Hill: All Tomorrow's Parties (#3.14)" (2006)
Haley James Scott: Oh God, this bed is so comfortable.
[Nathan burps]
Haley James Scott: Ooh that was attractive. Room service?
Nathan Scott: Actually let's have a proper sit-down breakfast somewhere, family style.
Haley James Scott: Family style sounds perfect.

Nathan Scott: Yeah, very funny Lucas. Your ass is still sleeping on the floor.
[he walks into the bathroom where Haley's taking a bubble bath]
Haley James Scott: Surprise. I switched rooms with Lucas, I don't have to sleep on the floor do I?
Nathan Scott: How'd you manage to switch rooms?
Haley James Scott: Well believe it or not Bevin "mastermind" maskey arranged the whole thing.
Nathan Scott: [whispers] Come here. You have any room in there for me?
Haley James Scott: I thought you'd never ask.
[Nathan jumps in the bath fully clothed]
Haley James Scott: NATHAN!! haha. Come here.

Haley James Scott: Brooke, what the heck? What about the fashion show?
Brooke Penelope Davis: I have the rest of my life for that stuff. Not so much to be seventeen with my friends.

Brooke Penelope Davis: I cannot believe that director lady. I hate her. She was wearing white and it is way after Veteran's Day.
Haley James Scott: Labor Day.
Brooke Penelope Davis: Whatever, almanac girl.


"One Tree Hill: The Search for Something More (#1.8)" (2003)
Nathan: I called your house, your mom said you were here.
Haley James: Great. I'll be sure to lie to her next time.
Nathan: Look I didn't know that Brooke read that note okay. I didn't even know there was a note until later. I wouldn't do that to you.
Haley James: Okay.
Nathan: Great so we're cool?
Haley James: No we're not.
Nathan: Well you believe me right?
Haley James: Yeah I believe you're sorry.
Nathan: Well then what?
Haley James: Look this whole tutoring, hanging out whatever this is thing. It's just a bad idea. I'm done. Just done.

[Haley and Nathan are having dinner]
Nathan Scott: So you couldn't have ordered a lobster?
Haley James: Dude, macaroni and cheese is food of the Gods.
Nathan Scott: Yeah if the Gods are five-year-olds.

[Haley and Nathan are on a date, Tim and some buddies walk up]
Tim Smith: Hey Nathan, what's up man?
[looks at Haley]
Nathan Scott: Hey guys, you know Haley, she's my tutor...
Tim Smith: This looks a lot like a date to me
Nathan Scott: No man, definitely not
Tim Smith: All right, see you later
[leaves]
Nathan Scott: I'm sorry about that...
Haley James: [cutting Nathan off] Are you embarrassed to be seen with me? And why are you only nice to me when we're alone?
Nathan Scott: It's just...
Haley James: ...You know, for an hour you almost got me to believe that you're not a son of a bitch but, God, you fooled me again.

[Nathan is outside Haley's house throwing rocks at a window, Haley walks up behind him]
Haley James: Trying to wake up my parents? That's their room...
Nathan Scott: [runs over to Haley] Wait, Haley, look I need to apologize, okay?
Haley James: You should buy 'em in bulk if your gonna hand apologies out that often.
Nathan Scott: Look will you just... I don't know how to do this all right...? I'm... I'm not like you
Haley James: What does that mean?
Nathan Scott: All right, I screw up a lot, all right... and being around you I just I don't wanna be that guy any more.
Haley James: Well, who do you wanna be, Nathan?
Nathan Scott: I wanna be somebody who's good enough to be seen with you.
Haley James: You should've thought of that last night... You know I keep... I keep putting myself out there and you keep blowing it and it's probably a good thing because at this point there is nothing that you can say or do that's gonna surprise me!
[Nathan cuts her off with a kiss]
Haley James: Except that... You shouldn't have done that Nathan...
Nathan Scott: But I wanted to...
Haley James: Yeah...
[jumps onto Nathan and starts kissing him]


"One Tree Hill: Good News for People Who Love Bad News (#4.3)" (2006)
Haley James Scott: You keep going to that bridge, I never thought I'd be jealous of a river.

Haley James Scott: Hey, Luke, will you promise me something? No matter what happens you and I will always be friends
Lucas 'Luke' Scott: [in a mocking tone] Always... and forever.

Nathan Scott: I need to be tutored. I think I'm failing marriage.
Haley James Scott: Did you try sleeping with the teacher?

Rachel Gatina: If you're looking for Nathan... he's in my bedroom.
Haley James: If you're looking for a black eye... it's in my fist.


"One Tree Hill: All of a Sudden I Miss Everyone (#4.21)" (2007)
Deb Scott: The two of you were driving us crazy.
Haley James Scott: The two of us?
Nathan Scott: I might have called a few times.
Deb Scott: Six times.
Haley James Scott: You over obsessive parent!
Deb Scott: You called eight.

Haley James Scott: Welcome to the world James Lucas Scott!

Haley James Scott: [to Lucas] There's a reason our sons middle name is Lucas. You had Keith and James is going to have you!

Nathan Scott: I might have called a couple of times.
Deb Scott: Six times.
Haley James Scott: [teasing] You crazy, obsessive perent...
Deb Scott: You called eight.


"One Tree Hill: Danny Boy (#9.11)" (2012)
Dan Scott: [Haley has just placed Lydia in Dan's arms] It's too bad she'll never get to know me. Then again, maybe that's a good thing.
James Lucas Scott: [Jamie enters Dan's room] You know, I'm supposed to be tough. But I don't want you to go.
Dan Scott: [after Jamie climbs into Dan's arms with his sister] It's OK, buddy. I'm not feeling that tough right now, either.
Haley James Scott: [crying] When Lydia asks about her Grandpa Dan, we'll tell her how much he loved his grandchildren.

Haley James Scott: I just talked with Lucas. He's not coming.
Dan Scott: [sighs] Well, I wasn't there for his life. I can't expect him to be here while I'm dying. Besides, I robbed him of the only father he ever knew. Haley, I never a apologized to you. Keith was a big part of your life. And I took him from you too. Haley, I'm so sorry.

Haley James Scott: [to Julian] You have now saved the two most important men in my life, and I don't know how to thank you.
Julian Baker: [they embrace] I'm just glad I could help. And now I can cross 'steal cop car' off my bucket list.

Nathan Scott: [Nathan and Julian have just arrived at the hospital with Dan... Haley has just shown up] Hi, Hales.
Haley James Scott: Say that again.
Nathan Scott: Hi, Hales.
[she rushes into his arms]


"One Tree Hill: Life in a Glass House (#1.7)" (2003)
Brooke: Tutor girl.
Haley James: Yeah, it's Haley
Brooke: Oh right. Nathan's own little care package. What was it..."Believing you will do well is half the battle". Oh c'mon Nathan, you know, tutor girls little love letter that you passed around earlier, the one that said "Call, if you need anything... at all."
Nathan Scott: Haley, look...
Haley James: Stay away from me.
Nathan Scott: Why don't you put some ice on it Brooke.

[Peyton is pulling out when Haley walks out behind her]
Haley James: Whoa! Walking here...
Peyton: Sorry...
Haley James: Like you weren't aiming!
Peyton: You're not on that list. So do you need a ride?
Haley James: Umm...
Peyton: ...C'mon, get in.
Haley James: Well I guess it's better to be in your car than under it...
Peyton: Look... I'm not to good at this.
Haley James: Obviously, you're gonna want to put it in gear and give it a little gas...
Peyton: No. Last week in Brooke's car you said he cares about you and I never thought to ask if you meant Nathan or Lucas...
Haley James: And now you're asking?
Peyton: In kind of a pathetic way, yeah.
Haley James: I guess... I meant both of them.
Peyton: [small pause] Look, it's not like you need my permission or anything, but if you like Nathan, it's totally cool if you go out with him just be...
Peyton/Haley: ...really careful!
Haley James: Yes, I know! You be careful too...
Peyton: With which one...?
Haley James: DRIVING! My mother likes it when I get home alive, let's go!

Haley James: You're not gonna like this. In fact, you're gonna hate this. But I feel that I should tell you in the interest of full friendship disclosure.
Lucas Scott: [chuckles] Yeah, right. What could be worse than you tutoring Nathan, huh?
[Haley looks guiltily at him and sighs. Lucas stops smiling]
Lucas Scott: You like him...

Haley James: Well, at least things are, uh, working out for one of us. It looks like you and Peyton are heading in the right direction.
Lucas Scott: Well, if it'll make you feel better, that lasted all of about five minutes.
Haley James: [laughs and leans her forehead against Lucas'] It doesn't make me feel any better.
[as she pulls back]
Haley James: Well, welcome back!
Lucas Scott: To where?
Haley James: To normal.


"One Tree Hill: The Same Deep Water as You (#4.1)" (2006)
Haley James Scott: Nathan, you're a hero. You did everything that you could. Nathan: Did I?
Nathan Scott: Did I?

Rachel Gatina: They told me that Nathan saved my life. How is he?
Haley James Scott: How is he? He's devastated, Rachel and it's all your fault!
Rachel Gatina: Haley?
Haley James Scott: I saw you in the limo with Cooper. You were arguing with him, weren't you?
Rachel Gatina: It wasn't what it looked like.
Haley James Scott: You ruined everything. You caused a huge scene at the reception. You stole the limo. And now everybody's life is worse because of you. Doesn't it even matter to you, a little bit? Are you going to change a single thing because of it? Nathan doesn't need your thanks and neither do I. So why don't you stay the hell away from us. All of us!

Nathan Scott: I was going to surprise you when we got back. It's the London Bridge.
Haley James Scott: Thank you.
Nathan Scott: It's probably a good thing we didn't go... I mean the wedding wasn't cheap, now we have new furniture to pay for and... can't wait to get those hospital bills especially considering we don't have insurance.
Haley James Scott: It's okay. You're safe... you're home now.


"One Tree Hill: I Will Dare (#2.5)" (2004)
Peyton Sawyer: So we never really talked about the wedding, like how you got there.
Haley James Scott: I told you, I got dressed, I threw up at my parents' house, brushed, flossed and went to the beach.
Peyton Sawyer: Okay, hard image to forget, but I meant more like, um, I don't know, how your heart got there. Marriage is big. I don't know how you trust somebody for your whole life. I can't even date somebody without an escape hatch.
Haley James Scott: I don't know if it was so much about trusting Nathan, which I do. It was more about trusting myself.
Peyton Sawyer: Yeah, my old friend, self-doubt. I don't know, sometimes everything seems really simple, and then...
Haley James Scott: ...it's not?
Peyton Sawyer: Yeah.

Haley James: [to Chris Keller] That other crap was my marriage.

Haley James Scott: So, I had an idea, why don't we just get a picture of you eating one egg and then tell them you ate five?
Peyton Sawyer: Haley James Scott, we don't cheat.
Haley James Scott: Well, you did with Lucas.


"One Tree Hill: Are You True? (#1.3)" (2003)
Haley James: [answers phone at the café] Karen's Café.
Nathan: I'm calling for Haley James.
Haley James: Yeah, this is her.
Nathan: Hey, it's Nathan Scott. Um, I really need your help.
Haley James: Sorry, this isn't her.
[hangs up phone]
Karen Roe: What was that?
Haley James: Wrong number.

Haley James: [Calling her parents] Hey, Mom it's Haley. Haley James, your daughter. Listen I'm gonna go out after work, and I'll be home. Okay? All right, bye.
Lucas Scott: Was your mom drinking?
Haley James: No, I got the machine.

Haley James: [Haley is tutoring Nathan] Do you see this book? Because this book is me. I am math.
Nathan: What's that supposed to mean?
Haley James: It's supposed to mean that you can work your whole "I'm Nathan Scott, Mr. Big Shot, scoring my touchdowns" on somebody else, because ...
Nathan: I don't even play football.
Haley James: Whatever. The point is, at the end of the day all your bluster and BS don't mean anything to math, because math don't care, and neither do I.
Nathan: Well, does English care? 'Cause I really suck at that, too.
Haley James: Please don't waste my time. I'm already taking a huge chance on you because my instincts are screaming that you're full of sh... Let's just get started, okay?


"One Tree Hill: One Million Billionth of a Millisecond on a Sunday Morning (#6.2)" (2008)
Lucas Scott: We just spent the last couple of days together happier than either one of us can remember and I know I have been all over the place but my best friend told me to pick a team. You were right.
Haley James Scott: You happy?
Lucas Scott: We both are.
Haley James Scott: That's all the counts. Besides the only people that tear happy people down are those that are unhappy.

Nathan Scott: I scored 35 points that night and each basket was like my own personal version of a Haley James pick-up line.
Haley James Scott: It worked.
Nathan Scott: I played that game for you, Haley and you know what? I'd give it up for you too. Because as much as I love playing the game and the person that I am when I play it, I love being a husband and a father more.

Haley James Scott: Hey 23, call me.
Quentin Fields: Damn, I gotta change my jersey number.


"One Tree Hill: The Desperate Kingdom of Love (#2.1)" (2004)
Lucas 'Luke' Scott: I should go.
Haley James: Lucas, wait.
Lucas 'Luke' Scott: No, I should go. I thought you weren't ready. I didn't mean to - it's just - I thought you were going to wait until you got married, Haley.
Haley James: What?
Lucas 'Luke' Scott: I thought you were going to wait.
Haley James: We did.
Lucas 'Luke' Scott: What?
Haley James: We, um...
[hold up her left hand]
Haley James: - we got married last night.

Nathan Scott: [Nathan walks in the apartment and sees haley crying] Haley, whats wrong?
Haley James: Um... I was just alphabetising our CD's
[Takes CD's off the table]
Haley James: and um... we don't have any doubles. Not one.
Nathan Scott: [He sees that she had taken off her wedding ring and put it onto a CD case] So what?
Haley James: So, 'Natalie Merchant' after 'NOZ' and 'Wilco' before the 'Wu-Tang Clan'?
Nathan Scott: So you listen to crummy music. I can live with that.
Haley James: [sadly] We made a mistake Nathan.
Nathan Scott: Haley...
Haley James: No. I'm-I'm not ready for this. I just, I just really wanna go home to my room
[Starts dumping CD's in boxes]
Haley James: You know, I'm not a wife; I'm not even a senior!
Nathan Scott: Haley. Haley, listen this is not a mistake.
Haley James: [crying] How can you be sure because there is nobody that thinks this thing can work.
Nathan Scott: I do.
[He picks up her wedding ring]
Nathan Scott: I promise you Haley. I will always be there for you, I will always protect you. OK?
[Haley nods slightly]
Nathan Scott: I will always protect you. Always.
[He puts the ring back onto her finger]

Nathan Scott: Someday, this beach might wash away... the oceans may dry, the sun could dim, but on that day I'll still be loving you. Always and forever. I promise you, Haley.
Haley James: I, Haley, take you Nathan, to have and to hold from this day forward. In sickness and in health. For richer or poorer. For better or worse. I promise that I will love and cherish you, and will deny all things that come between us. I make this promise for eternity. A promise that I will keep forever. Until the end of time. 'Til death do us part.


"One Tree Hill: What Is and What Should Never Be (#1.20)" (2004)
Haley James Scott: We're just trying to keep it small, so don't advertise.
Popular Girl: Oh hey, are lips are sealed. Thanks for the invite, Haley. You rock.
Haley James Scott: Sure.
[Girl leaves and Brooke comes up]
Brooke Davis: Hi, friend.
Haley James Scott: Hey, Brooke.
Brooke Davis: So when's the party?
Haley James Scott: Well, it's Saturday night, but ...
Brooke Davis: Don't worry, I'm not going to tip off the paparazzi.
Haley James Scott: Oh no, I'm not worried, we're just trying to keep it small. So...
Brooke Davis: Peyton said not to invite me.
Haley James Scott: No, she didn't. Not exactly.
Brooke Davis: Alright. You know, have your little party, and play your naked twister, and ...
Haley James Scott: Brooke, it's really just going to be couple of friends.
Brooke Davis: Right, but I'm not one of them. Whatever.
[She leaves]

Nathan Scott: [Nathan and haley are cleaning his apt after the wild party. Haley looks sad/upset] Don't worry about it.
Haley James Scott: I never thought this many people would actually show up.
Nathan Scott: Why?
Haley James Scott: Because why would they? I mean, it's just me.
Nathan Scott: It kind of comes with the territory, you know?
Haley James Scott: What territory?
Nathan Scott: Popularity. This was just your coming out party.


"One Tree Hill: Resolve (#4.12)" (2007)
[Nathan and Haley's Bedroom]
Nathan Scott: [walks inside] Did the closet explode?
Haley James Scott: [tries to zipper up the dress] Oh... How do I look in this?
Nathan Scott: Is there a... right answer to that question?
Haley James Scott: [gets frustrated, flings a dress to the ground] WELL NONE OF MY DRESSES FIT ME ANYMORE!
Nathan Scott: Haley, you're... you're pregnant! They're not supposed to fit you!

Haley James Scott: Oh, no, no, no, I really don't feel like going out.
Peyton Sawyer: Haley, where is your sense of adventure?
Haley James Scott: Probably got knocked out of me when I got hit by a car...


"One Tree Hill: Get Cape. Wear Cape. Fly. (#6.3)" (2008)
Haley James Scott: Your strength is inspiring.
Denise Fields: My strength is from Jesus Christ. I am going to miss my baby boy for the rest of this life but I know we are going to see him again and our faith will see us through.

Haley James Scott: When archaeologists uncover lost civilizations and they unearth these worlds that have long since been destroyed, you know what they find most often? They find stories: ancient languages, words, inscriptions from people who have been gone for thousands of years. Because chances are they, like you, they wanted to know, what's the point? And they wanted us to know that they were here, you know? They told their stories and they tried to make sense out of their lives and their worlds and their tragedies. So that's what we're gonna do. I want you to write something - anything at all - about Quentin Fields. If you knew him, write a favorite memory. If you didn't know him, write what you think the point is of all this for yourself and your life and your time here. This is a literature class, and that's what writers do. We put pen to paper in times of devastating tragedy, we just try to make sense of it. Maybe we'll find clarity in some of those words. Maybe we'll find peace.


"One Tree Hill: Truth Doesn't Make a Noise (#2.2)" (2004)
Haley James Scott: Excellent right back at you, BIL.
Lucas Scott: [laughs] Okay, I've been gone for, what, a few days, and you already forgotten my name? Who's Bill?
Haley James Scott: [links arms with him] B-I-L! Brother In Law. That's you!
Lucas Scott: [jokingly] Oh-ho! Crap... I'm related to you?

Tim Smith: What's this lame-ass joke about you guys getting married?
Peyton: He's in shock now that you're officially off the market.
Brooke: It's true, Tim. Haley's preggers.
Haley James Scott: Brooke!
Tim Smith: Right - and Lucas moved away.
[Lucas gives him a quick look, but doesn't say anything]
Tim Smith: You guys gotta do better if you're gonna get one over on the Tim.


"One Tree Hill: Racing Like a Pro (#5.2)" (2008)
Haley James: Do you understand the rest of your life is being shaped right now? It's up to you, you can walk out that door and fail this class and take your chances, or you could sit down, listen, and learn from somebody that's been there. Choice is yours. The rest of your life is a long time and whether you know it or not, it's being shaped right now. You can choose to blame your circumstances on fate, or bad luck, or bad choices, or you can fight back. Things aren't always gonna be fair in the real world, that's just the way it is. But for the most part you get what you give. Let me ask you all a question; what's worse, not getting everything you wished for or getting it all and finding out it's not enough. The rest of your life is being shaped right now with the dreams you chase, the choices you make, and the person you decide to be. The rest of your life is a long time and the rest of your life starts right now.

Brooke Davis: And Mouth who was that?
Haley James: Oh, that's Carrie. She's our new nanny.
Brooke Davis: I'm sorry, have you lost your mind? She cannot be your new nanny.
Haley James: Why?
Peyton Sawyer: Um, well, for starters, have looked at her, she is way too hot.
'Mouth' McFadden: OK, you two need to stop. Why does everything have to be about looks? You know, maybe she's a great nanny. Or a great field reporter. Shouldn't that be the point and not her looks?
[pauses]
'Mouth' McFadden: Besides, if Haley doesn't hire her I won't get to see her in a bikini.
Haley James: Nice...
'Mouth' McFadden: Damn, she was hot.


"One Tree Hill: Return of the Future (#3.11)" (2006)
Haley James: Brooke I know about birth control, okay? My mom sat me down a long time ago and asked me if I was more afraid of getting Herpes or pregnant.
Brooke: And what did you say?
Haley James: I said "I haven't even kissed a boy, I'm only seven"
Brooke: Your mom was progressive!

Haley James: I don't wanna lie to my husband.
Brooke: I guess thats in the vows, huh? I wonder if you knew that when you signed up at the ripe old age of, like, 12.


"One Tree Hill: How Can You Be Sure? (#1.19)" (2004)
Haley James: So uh, I gotta ask you kind of a personal question... just out of curiosity. How many times per minute do you guys think about sex?
Lucas 'Luke' Scott: Per minute?
Haley James: Yeah, Elle magazine said that guys think about sex like every 30 seconds
Lucas 'Luke' Scott: You're thinking about having sex with him!
[Nathan]
Haley James: Shhh...
Lucas 'Luke' Scott: [whispers] Sorry.
Haley James: Ok, it just, it keeps coming up...
[Lucas looks at her in disbelief]
Haley James: sorry, wrong words.

Haley James: Nathan, I know I'm driving you crazy.
Nathan Scott: No you're not.
Haley James: Do you think that I'm a tease?
Nathan Scott: Stop it.
Haley James: Well what do you think?
Nathan Scott: I think that you're my girlfriend, and I like to spend time with you. Look I just don't want to push you.
Haley James: You're not.
Nathan Scott: But I am. Haley, you got a tattoo for god sakes. It just freaks me out a little bit, because obviously this whole thing with us means a lot to you.
[she looks at him, worried]
Nathan Scott: I just don't want to do anything to pressure you. Or drive you away. Even though sometimes I can't help it. Just like I can't help that I fell in love with you. Cause I did. I love you, Haley. And it scares me, a little bit, but, there it is.
Haley James: Wow. There it is.
[She kisses him]
Haley James: I love you too.
[They continue to kiss]


"One Tree Hill: Near Wild Heaven (#2.3)" (2004)
Tim Smith: Hey, Nathan, what do you think? Thai? Mexican? Chinese is always good...
Haley James: Tim, you just ate. How is it possible that you're still hungry?
Tim Smith: I'm not ordering food, i'm ordering strippers.

Tim Smith: Dude, smell me.
Nathan Scott: Dude, kiss my ass.
Tim Smith: No, seriously. I wanna smell nice for the... talent that's coming over.
Nathan Scott: Tim, just say the stripper.
Tim Smith: Fine, the stripper. Alright... Which one makes me smell available? I've got "Flesh" on this side and this "Frink" stuff on this side.
Nathan Scott: That's not mine.
Tim Smith: Well, it was in your bathroom.
Haley James: [walks in] Oh, Tim, what are you doing with my perfume?
[takes it]


"One Tree Hill: The Tide That Left and Never Came Back (#2.22)" (2005)
Brooke: I can't breathe!
Haley James: What?
Brooke: There's no room with Chris's ego!

Brooke: George Bernard Shaw once wrote: "There are two tragedies in life. One is to lose your heart's desire. The other is to gain it." Clearly, Shaw had his heart broken once or twice.
Nathan Scott: As far as I'm concerned, Shaw was a punk. Cause you know what? Tragedies happen. What are you gonna do, give up? Quit? No. I realize now that when your heart breaks, you got to fight like hell to make sure your still alive. Because you are. And that pain you feel? That's life. The confusion and fear? That's there to remind you, that somewhere out there is something better, and that something is worth fighting for.
Haley James: This year, I got everything I wanted and everything I wished for. But in a way, I lost even more.
Lucas 'Luke' Scott: Shaw was right. As we strain to grasp the things we desire, the things we think will make our lives better: money, popularity, fame... we ignore what truly matters, the simple things, like friendship, family, love. The things we probably already had.
Mouth McFadden: So Mr. Shaw thinks that getting your heart's desire is a tragedy? I say he's wrong. I mean, clearly Shaw never kissed Erica Marsh.
Peyton Elizabeth Sawyer: Yes, losing your heart's desire is tragic. But gaining your heart's desire? That's all you can hope for. This year I wished for love... to immerse myself in someone else and to wake a heart long afraid to feel. My wish was granted. And if having that is tragic, then give me tragedy. Because I wouldn't give it back for the world.


"One Tree Hill: Some You Give Away (#4.9)" (2006)
Peyton: [Lucas and Haley on the counter talking, Peyton approaches them] How are you feeling Haley?
Lucas 'Luke' Scott: Hales, you know my girlfriend Peyton, right?
Peyton: Oh God.
[Peyton leaves embarrassed]
Haley James Scott: What? Since when?
Lucas 'Luke' Scott: Since now, I hope!

Brooke: I can't believe Whitey wouldn't let us ride the bus and thanks to Haley, we're gonna miss the game because you had to stop and pee every other mile. This sucks.
Haley James: Brooke, I'm pregnant and I'm not feeling very well.
Brooke: I don't mean it sucks because we're gonna be late, honey. I mean it sucks because Peyton's here.
Rachel Gatina: You guys seriously need to work things out. I mean when I was in fat girl therapy... maybe role play. When everyone speaks as someone else, it might help - or it could just make things really horrible - that could be fun too.
Haley James: Okay, I'll go first.
[mimicking Rachel's voice]
Haley James: My name's Rachel, and I'm a dumb ass who's failing Calculus and I really like to hit on married guys.
Rachel Gatina: See, fun. Kind of like when I slept with Nathan... damn that was good.
Brooke: Okay, Peyton here... I like to steal boys, but I'm afraid to tell them how I feel.
Peyton: Speaking of stealing... Hiii! I'm Brooke and I stole my friend Peyton's artwork so I could put it on my clothing line and I never even said 'thank you.'
Brooke: Okay, Peyton here again... have I mentioned that if you love me you're probably going to die soon? See mothers 1 and 2.
Haley James: Brooke...
Bevin Mirskey: My name's Rachel and I have red hair.


"One Tree Hill: I've Got Dreams to Remember (#3.12)" (2006)
[Peyton is pulling out when Haley walks out behind her]
Haley James: Whoa! Walking here...
Peyton: Sorry...
Haley James: Like you weren't aiming!
Peyton: You're not on that list. So do you need a ride?
Haley James: Umm...
Peyton: ...C'mon, get in.
Haley James: Well I guess it's better to be in your car than under it...
Peyton: Look... I'm not to good at this.
Haley James: Obviously, you're gonna want to put it in gear and give it a little gas...
Peyton: No. Last week in Brooke's car you said he cares about you and I never thought to ask if you meant Nathan or Lucas...
Haley James: And now you're asking?
Peyton: In kind of a pathetic way, yeah.
Haley James: I guess... I meant both of them.
Peyton: [small pause] Look, it's not like you need my permission or anything, but if you like Nathan, it's totally cool if you go out with him just be...
Haley James, Peyton: ...really careful!
Haley James: Yes, I know! You be careful too...
Peyton: With which one...?
Haley James: DRIVING! My mother likes it when I get home alive, let's go!

Haley James: Stanford is, like, my dream school. It's where I've wanted to go since I played... pretend SATs!
Lucas Scott: Man, I forgot how much of a nerd you were.
Haley James: Oh, whatever, Rambo!
Lucas Scott: Rambo was cool!


"One Tree Hill: With Arms Outstretched (#1.9)" (2003)
Nathan: So a month ago, did you think we be alone in your bedroom?
Haley James: Oh but we're not alone in my bedroom, we have the fore-fathers with us.
Nathan: They can watch.
Haley James: Nathan, can you just get serious for a minute?
Nathan: Oh I'm serious, come here.
[he pulls her next to him and they start to kiss]

Haley James: The good news is you did better and the bad news is better is a "D".
Nathan: Yeah I guess I didn't really give this one my best shot.
Haley James: What's going on with you?
Nathan: Well you know me and Peyton broke up.
Haley James: Peyton and I.
Nathan: Well she broke up with you too? I didn't know she was going to take it this hard. She went off on Brooke at practice. I'm kinda worried about her.
Haley James: Well maybe you should have worried about her more when you were together. I'm sorry, but come on it's true.
Nathan: No you don't know the first thing about Peyton and I.
Haley James: Ahem... me and Peyton.
Nathan: Whatever.


"One Tree Hill: You've Dug Your Own Grave, Now Lie in It (#6.5)" (2008)
James Lucas Scott: Mom the phones for you.
Haley James Scott: [on the phone]
Haley James Scott: Yes, hello. Yes that's my son. Yeah hes very cute, who is this? I-Im sorry can you repeat that? Hospice.
Deb Lee: [to Jamie]
Deb Lee: Mmm, come here babe.
Haley James Scott: Yeah, just a second. Uh huh. Yes I understand, thank you.

Haley James: I was saving it for the day I was rid of Dan Scott for good.
Haley James: [laughs]
Deb Scott: A girl can dream.


"One Tree Hill: When It Isn't Like It Should Be (#3.18)" (2006)
Nathan Scott: Over the past year I've learned so much about life and love. And even if I could, I wouldn't take back all the bad stuff that's happened between us, 'cause it brought us here, this moment, this river. Marry me, Haley. Marry me again in front of all our friends and our family.
Haley James: Always. Always and forever.

[Brooke and Lucas are standing outside Rachel's cabin]
Brooke Davis: Oh, okay, what do you wanna show me? It's freezing out here!
[Lucas is pulling Haley's wedding ring out from his pocket]
Lucas Scott: This...
Brooke Davis: Are you proposing to me? Lucas, this is really Naley...
Lucas Scott: No, no, no, no... This is Haley's ring. Nathan stole it. I'm just holding on to it until he proposes to her again tomorrow.
Brooke Davis: Like a re-proposal? She's already had one.
Lucas Scott: Well, Nathan wants to have this big, fancy wedding.
Brooke Davis: Awww... That is SO romantic!
Haley James: [imitates Brooke] Awww...
[Haley comes out to Lucas and Brooke]
Haley James: ...What is so romantic? Oh, is that my ring?
Lucas Scott: Yeah... I... found it. Surprise.
Haley James: Oh my God! Thank you! Where did you find this?
Lucas Scott: Uh... It was on the... thing... next to the other... thing.
Haley James: I've been looking for this everywhere! Thank you so much! You're not gonna tell Nathan, are you?
Lucas Scott: Nope. I wouldn't do that.
Haley James: Thank you! You're the best!
[Haley kisses him on the cheek and walks happily away. Lucas smiles, resigned]
Lucas Scott: Now I'm pretty much dead...
Brooke Davis: Yeah...
Lucas Scott: Yeah...
Brooke Davis: Yeah.


"One Tree Hill: Crash Into You (#1.4)" (2003)
Haley James: Yeah this is my house. Um... we're staying here while we renovate the mansion.
Nathan: [laughs] It's not like I was trying to show off.
Haley James: Wasn't that your default setting? Sorry.

Haley James: Do you think he maybe - I mean, just maybe - he's had a change of heart?
Lucas Scott: [snorts] Requires a heart.


"One Tree Hill: What Comes After the Blues (#5.18)" (2008)
Haley James: [to Lucas] You know that romantic notion that all the garbage and the pain is really healing and beautiful and sort of poetic? It's not. It's just garbage and it's pain. You know what's better? Love. The day that you start thinking that love is overrated is the day that you're wrong. The only thing wrong with love and faith and belief is not having it.
Nathan Scott: The darkness doesn't have any answers, Luke.


"One Tree Hill: You Can't Always Get What You Want (#2.4)" (2004)
[Mouth and Felix walk up to Hayley and Peyton]
Mouth: Peyton... Hayley... This is Felix.
Peyton: Hi
Felix Taggaro: How you doing?
Haley James: Hi. Nice to meet you.
Felix Taggaro: [shakes hand] Girl you are totally fine
Haley James: [laughs] Dude I'm totally married
[holds up hand]
Felix Taggaro: Really?
Haley James: Yeh
Felix Taggaro: Who's the father?
[Nathan walks up behind Hayley]
Nathan: [to Felix] Little close aren't you?
Felix Taggaro: [laughs] Oh, guess its you.


"One Tree Hill: Spirit in the Night (#1.17)" (2004)
Claire Young: Oh and remember, girls. Jazz fingers!
Haley James: I'd like to give her a jazz finger.


"One Tree Hill: The Show Must Go On (#3.22)" (2006)
Haley James: We're going to London for a few days.
Lucas 'Luke' Scott: Doesn't it always rain there?
Nathan Scott: Oh yeah... smiles.


"One Tree Hill: An Attempt to Tip the Scales (#3.4)" (2005)
Lucas 'Luke' Scott: I look like an idiot.
Haley James: Dude, I saw you in your headgear.
Lucas 'Luke' Scott: Don't call me dude. And I thought we promised not to talk about that in public?


"One Tree Hill: Can't Stop This Thing We've Started (#4.4)" (2006)
Haley James Scott: Nathan bought a motorcycle.
Brooke Davis: Well, Rachel...
[whispering]
Brooke Davis: thinks I should have an abortion.
Haley James Scott: OK. Yours is worse.


"One Tree Hill: Things I Forgot at Birth (#4.2)" (2006)
Haley James Scott: I need you to talk to me.
Nathan Scott: Haley, I'm not trying to shut you out, ok? I just don't understand it enough to let you in yet.
Haley James Scott: Whatever it is we are going to get through it together. I'm right here, Nathan. I'm not going anywhere.


"One Tree Hill: To Wish Impossible Things (#1.18)" (2004)
Peyton: [at the Boy Toy Charity Date Auction] This is fun. So who's next?
Haley James Scott: [reads program] Oh, no...
Other Female Bidders: [in unison] Tim.


"One Tree Hill: In da Club (#5.7)" (2008)
Peyton: [after Mia's ex has just entered the nightclub] Well, how's she doing? Can she sing?
Haley James: Yeah - just as long as the only words to her song are "Why is Jason here?"
Mia: [rocking back and forth] Why is Jason here?


"One Tree Hill: Everything in Its Right Place (#4.11)" (2007)
Nathan Scott: I'm sorry. Okay, I never wanted to hurt you and I'm sorry for all the ways that I did.
Haley James Scott: I know you're sorry, I know that you don't want to hurt me. But I need to know that you're going to be honest with me.
Nathan Scott: I promise, I -
Haley James Scott: I need to know that you're going to let me in, Nathan. I mean, all the way.
Nathan Scott: I will, okay. I'll - I'll let you in if that's what it takes, I'll let you in. It's just... sometimes I'm afraid that if I do, you'll see the real me. The guy I was before you. And I'm not proud of that person, okay; the one that I used to be. But if I have to be that guy to keep you safe, then that's who I'm going to be. Look, if you want me to apologize for defending you, or for fighting back when somebody hurts you, then I can't do that - I won't do that, okay because the truth is: that's a guy I'll never be; a guy that just stands by and watches while the world hurts you. Can you understand that?
Haley James Scott: I can't...
Nathan Scott: Haley, you have to -
Haley James Scott: No, I can't keep standing on one foot. So, if there's more, I should sit down. But if you're done, then, um... just take me home 'cause I'm tired and I miss you and I love you, every version of you.
Nathan Scott: Come here...
[They hug and he kisses her forehead]


"One Tree Hill: The Birth and Death of the Day (#4.20)" (2007)
Haley James: [graduation speech] There is a tide in the affairs of men, which, taken at the flood, leads on to fortune. I think that what that quote means is that life is short and opportunities are rare and we have to be vigilant in protecting them and not only the opportunities to succeed but the opportunities to laugh and see the enchantment in the world and to live. Because life doesn't owe us anything. As a matter of fact, I think that we owe something to the world.


"One Tree Hill: All These Things That I've Done (#4.7)" (2006)
Nathan: What's all this stuff for anyway?
Haley James: Babysitting! I thought the extra experience and money couldn't hurt, besides I just really don't wanna be one of those mom's who's completely overwhelmed and unprepared and always screaming at her kids the way my Mom used to be. Ah, it's crazy... anyway, um the kids are coming by after school, and uh - you know, you should stop by and say "Hi."
Nathan: Eh, I'll pass... I don't really like kids. - Oh, I'll like our kid. chuckles
Haley James: Yeah, get outta here ya bum.


"One Tree Hill: You Gotta Go There to Come Back (#1.10)" (2004)
Haley James: Nathan, about last night?
Nathan: Hey, look it's not about sex with me all right. When you're ready, I will be too.
Haley James: Come here.
[they kiss]


"One Tree Hill: I Love You But I've Chosen Darkness (#4.5)" (2006)
Nathan Scott: Haley!
Haley James Scott: [comes out of bathroom] What?
Nathan Scott: [excitedly] I'm going to Duke!
Haley James Scott: I'm pregnant
Nathan Scott: [bewildered] You...
Haley James Scott: It's not Brooke... it's me
Nathan Scott: Wha... How long have you known?
Haley James Scott: A few weeks...
Nathan Scott: A few weeks?
Haley James Scott: I'm sorry I didn't know how to tell you
Nathan Scott: [sits down] Huh...


"One Tree Hill: The Living Years (#1.11)" (2004)
Haley James: We are doing equations on the train.
Nathan Scott: Well it's not exactly Risky Business but there's always the ride back.


"One Tree Hill: I Slept with Someone in Fall Out Boy and All I Got Was This Stupid Song Written About Me (#3.19)" (2006)
Cooper Lee: Well, I always wanted to meet the girl Nathan crashed a racecar for.
Haley James Scott: Well, I always wanted to meet the guy that let Nathan crash a racecar.


"One Tree Hill: All That You Can't Leave Behind (#1.5)" (2003)
Haley James: The good news is you did better and the bad news is better is a "D".
Nathan: Yeah I guess I didn't really give this one my best shot.
Haley James: What's going on with you?
Nathan: Well you know me and Peyton broke up.
Haley James: Peyton and I.
Nathan: Well she broke up with you too? I didn't know she was going to take it this hard. She went off on Brooke at practice. I'm kinda worried about her.
Haley James: Well maybe you should have worried about her more when you were together. I'm sorry, but come on it's true.
Nathan: No you don't know the first thing about Peyton and I.
Haley James: Ahem... me and Peyton.
Nathan: Whatever.


"One Tree Hill: From the Edge of the Deep Green Sea (#3.2)" (2005)
Haley James: Be careful with his heart. It's more fragile than you think.


"One Tree Hill: I Shall Believe (#1.14)" (2004)
Brooke: Tutor girl.
Haley James: Yeah, it's Haley.
Brooke: Oh right. Nathan's own little care package. What was it..."Believing you will do well is half the battle". Oh c'mon Nathan, you know, tutor girl's little love letter that you passed around earlier, the one that said "Call, if you need anything... at all."
Nathan Scott: Haley, look...
Haley James: Stay away from me.
Nathan Scott: Why don't you put some ice on it Brooke.


"One Tree Hill: Nothing Left to Say But Goodbye (#4.8)" (2006)
Haley James Scott: In case you were wondering, the nurse's office is still the best place to treat a venereal disease.
Rachel Gatina: It's good to know. Umm, actually, I was looking for you, I need you to tutor me.
Haley James Scott: Hah... hah... oh, God, she's serious.
Rachel Gatina: I'm failing Calculus and if I don't pass I won't graduate with my friends.
Haley James Scott: Remind me who your friends are, again?
Rachel Gatina: Look, Haley, I know we've had our differences...
Haley James Scott: You think?
Rachel Gatina: I've seen what you can do with those brain-dead losers at school and I'm actually smart, I've just skipped too many classes and I can't catch up on my own.
Haley James Scott: Well, if you're really committed to this I will be happy to recommend another tutor to you, but I can't help you personally. It's not possible.
Rachel Gatina: Well, I figured you'll be all booked up.
Haley James Scott: No, no, I've plenty of time. Hah. I just can't stand you.


"One Tree Hill: Like You Like an Arsonist (#3.1)" (2005)
Haley James Scott: Nathan, this is really weird. I can just call Peyton or Lucas or something.
Nathan Scott: Look Haley, it's late. Besides, what's the difference? You turn the lights out it's all the same darkness right?
Haley James Scott: Nathan... You know when you took those drugs before the game, when you collapsed? You made a mistake, but I know you promised yourself that if you could have a second chance you would do things differently... I know that I hurt you. But I promised myself that if I could get you to listen then, um, I would tell you that there was never a day on that tour when I didn't think you were the best part of my life.
Nathan Scott: You can't just say that Haley. Not after months of silence.
Haley James Scott: Why? It's the truth.
Nathan Scott: Really? What about the day you signed the anulment papers?
Haley James Scott: The papers that you initiated?
Nathan Scott: Yeah, after I drove a thousand miles to see you and you didn't even call me after I left. Must have been a hell of an encore.
Haley James Scott: Nathan, you just walked away!
Nathan Scott: Well it beats running away.
Haley James Scott: I did call.
Nathan Scott: You called our answering machine Haley!
Nathan Scott: Because I knew that you were going to hang up on me anyway so I had to leave a message.
Nathan Scott: Well I didn't even play it. I deleted you.
Haley James Scott: Well... Then you deleted this: Um... I was being childish when I walked away from you for the tour. You gave me an ultimatum the night that I left and, uh, I fought back for all the wrong reasons. I was being stubborn... and I can't take that back, I wish that I could. Did I want to go? Yeah. I loved it, I loved every night of it. But I want you to know something Nathan. There was never a night where I loved it more than I loved you.


"One Tree Hill: The Worst Day Since Yesterday (#3.8)" (2005)
Peyton Sawyer: Look, I know I've been a bitch.
Haley James Scott: You haven't been that bad.
Peyton Sawyer: Please-Brook's been calling me 'Peyton Marie Sawyer'
[pause]
Peyton Sawyer: PMS.


"One Tree Hill: The Games That Play Us (#1.22)" (2004)
Haley James: Lucas,Luke I'm scared, Luke this is so not cool come out here right now, LUCAS SCOTT.
Lucas 'Luke' Scott: Boogie Man
[Haley punches Lucas in the stomach]
Lucas 'Luke' Scott: .Damn it Haley, jees your gonna kill me . You know Hoodinie died like that.
Haley James: Ya well you deserve it dumbass! I told you i didnt want to take this shortcut.
Lucas 'Luke' Scott: What are you whispering for
Haley James: Because...
Lucas 'Luke' Scott: Haley, these people, there dead
Haley James: Yes but if you keep yelling the freakin zombie's are gonna hear us
Lucas 'Luke' Scott: Haley !
Haley James: What?
Lucas 'Luke' Scott: i gotta tell you somthing !
Haley James: Ok what is her name and what is it that you did that you regret
Lucas 'Luke' Scott: I'm going to Charleston with keith
Haley James: What are you talking about?


"One Tree Hill: How a Resurrection Really Feels (#3.9)" (2005)
Haley James: Hi.
Nathan: Hey. Thanks for coming.
Haley James: Yeah, thanks for calling me. What's wrong?
Nathan: Your song is great, Haley. Chris played it for me... uh, it's a long story, but it's really great. I just wanted you to know that.
Haley James: Oh... okay.
Nathan: My mom left... for good. I think. Oh and apparently my dad's the mayor now, so, yeah, today's really sucked ass.
Haley James: Oh, Nathan. I'm so sorry.
Nathan: You know for most of my life I would have gone through this alone, but then I met you. And I finally found someone I could depend on like I've got this. So I guess I called you 'cause I wanted to know if that was still there.
Haley James: Nathan, you can always call me. Always and forever. I want to ask you something, umm, the night of the masquerade party, did we... did you kiss me?
Nathan: Of course I did.
Haley James: Oh, no you didn't. That kiss wasn't half as good as this one. I love you for lying to me. Thanks for calling.
Nathan: Haley... stay with me tonight.
Haley James: Oh, I was hoping you would say that.