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Pfc. Wally Holbrook
: [Pvt. Doberman is playing tug-of-war with a horse for a bet
] What's going on? Sgt. Raquel Barbella
: It's Private Doberman, he's the one that looks sort of human. Last night in the gym he said, "I feel as strong as a horse." Some guy from Company P overheard him and said, "Yeah, for how much?". That's the golden rule around here, you don't say nothing unless you're prepared to back it up.
: What is that? Bilko
] That's horse shit, sir. I tell the men "You have to test-drive the vehicles"... Colonel Hall
: What's it doing there? Bilko
: It keeps the flies off the food, sir. There's no way you can tell what wrong with an engine when it's just sitting on the block... Colonel Hall
: Off the food? Bilko
: It's an experimental program, I'd say the results are mixed.
[Hall then notices the live horse from the tug-of-war that's been hoisted up above them
] Sgt. Barbella
: It's a lot cheaper than sending out for it, sir. Sgt. Henshaw
: And fresher too.
: Sarge, you're crying. Bilko
: [as he admires Las Vegas
] It's just so beautiful!
Sgt. Raquel Barbella
: [as they're rushing to Bilko's wedding in a Humvee
] Give me the ring. You were the best man last time. Sgt. Henshaw
: He didn't get married last time, that don't count! Sgt. Raquel Barbella
: It's my turn! Sgt. Henshaw
: How are you gonna be best man?